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•nakone•

so i lost my virginity 2night

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i think i remember findin this site up near the left corner of my ass.

 

 

 

 

 

 

what do you mean, where did i find this site:confused: :confused:

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ohhhh wow..... i kind of fell down a flight of concrete stairs... anybody care? maybe i shall make a thread about it?

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Guest mafIAkilla

hey nak,fuck her in the ass.....after that,she'll always be wanting the dick.....

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Originally posted by --zeSto--

or just really ugly ?

 

 

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the 3 major roadblocks to losing one's virginity....

1.) You're really fat

2.) Horrible acne

3.) You're a horny asshole

 

1 or 2 wont stop totally stop you from getting laid,

but combine 1 or 2 with #3 and you're getting nothing!

 

untrue,i dont have HORRIBLE acne ,but acne none the less.It doesnt the asshole and fat thing still holds true.I lost my virginity at 13,at her birthday party..

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i think the question were all asking here is who the fuck cares....

 

its not that big of a deal unless your a 15 year old school girl....

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Guest ctrl+alt+del

oh god, i had to bump this. i just had to.

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Guest Swizel

Re: a time in the life of corndog....loosing my virginity to a fat girl

 

Originally posted by amItoolate?

i know this girl named karen,

ive known her for a while

shes the fattest girl i know

but shes got a friendly smile

so i went to her party

drank as much beer as i could

next thing you know

fat girls lookin good

so i went up to her

i said hey how you do

she said i feel fine

and hows about you?

welp i was drunk as shit

so i said not bad

next thing you know

shes fiddlin with my nads

now this girl must have weighed

a 100 pounds or more

i didnt give a damn

i was finally gonna score

so i thought to myself

where do i begin

i slapped her in the leg

and rode the wave in

next thing you know

we began to skrawg

oh yeah, baby whos the man?

she said............corndog!!!

i thought to myself

this is kinda fun

next thing you know

i was already done

so i smoked a cigarette

and said with a grind

hey fat girl

lets do it again

so if anyone tells you

that drinkins bad for you

they probably got drunk

and did a fat girl too.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

true story!!!

 

thats how I lost my virginity.

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Originally posted by •nakone•

yep i did... i lost it in a dug out in some park... was really hot out tho:king:

 

where have you lost your virginity?:D

 

nigga i clinbed into the bitches window then took it like it was mine cause it

 

oh NM

thats when i took a girls

 

i lost it to some fat whore who conned me into stickin her

 

ahahaha

 

little did she know that warm apple pie would make me bust in less than 1 minute

ahahahahahahah

 

she didnt get hers ahhahhaahahahahha

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Re: Re: so i lost my virginity 2night

 

Originally posted by angry xbox

 

nigga i clinbed into the bitches window then took it like it was mine cause it

 

oh NM

thats when i took a girls

 

i lost it to some fat whore who conned me into stickin her

 

ahahaha

 

little did she know that warm apple pie would make me bust in less than 1 minute

ahahahahahahah

 

she didnt get hers ahhahhaahahahahha

 

hahahaa fuck that whore

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Guest duffman

When I lost my virginity it was to this girl that I only had met for about an hour... She was a horney little thing with huge tits... my buddy was fuckin her friend on the bed and me and this girl were on the floor.. it was funny because I had no idea what to do and I was really nervous because I dident want her to know that Im a virgin, so she pretty much raped me.. so anyways she gets on top and shes riding me for about 2 minutes and then bam I bust my nut. But at the same time as I bust my nut my freind stoped fuckin the girl on the bed because they were changing positions. Since this whore dident realize I had just busted my nut I blamed me stoping on my friend and his girl stoping... For some reason everyone was confused for a moment why everyone stoped, so it gave me time to think out a plan. When my friend and his bitch started going at it agian this girl looks at me and says are you ready. I said I was into it but the stopage made me limp and that I need head to get it up agian.. Well let me tell you that bitch sucked for a good half hour before I got hard agian. She was getting pissed. but when I was hard agian I fucked that girl for about a hour and a half straight .. she told me after it was worth the wait... I was so proud of myself....

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