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•nakone•

so i lost my virginity 2night

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Originally posted by •nakone•

yep i did... i lost it in a dug out in some park... was really hot out tho:king:

 

where have you lost your virginity?:D

 

340 something posts and 1 lay. huh?

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Guest ArtvandaL

he uhh nak, you lost your virginity, good boy, know, become religious and never fuck again till you marry... i try that allot, maybe your more powerfull than me!

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Guest postaholic

NAK! you smuck, DETAILS! give us the details.

 

was she fine? how long did ya last? she suck your lil dick? :lol: and so on...

 

;)

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Guest krie

first time i got laid was in a tent whilst i was camping with a few people down south from where i live, it was sweeeeeet :)

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Guest socrates

I didn't lose it, I know where it is, I still bring it out on the weekends sometimes

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Guest melt

Re: a time in the life of corndog....loosing my virginity to a fat girl

 

Originally posted by amItoolate?

next thing you know

shes fiddlin with my nads

hahahahahahaha... did you type that?

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no matter how many girls you sleep with, when one asks you how many youve been with, the answer is uhhhhh like 4, but they were all in long relationships.

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Guest SE4_2002

Re: Re: so i lost my virginity 2night

 

Originally posted by Jewish Task Force

 

Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

 

Did you bleed on him? You little bitch.

 

 

You know your life is sad when you come on 12oz and tell people about losing your virginity. Get some freinds retard.

 

 

lol, was kinda thinking the same thing, this would only happen in America..Dawson fucking Creek moment..jesus..

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haha i remember my first time, it was July 4th a few years back, in my room with this girl...i remember i had that mr bombastic song in my head and i felt like a porn star or something just taggin it up. it'd be a moment to remember, if it had lasted more than a moment though. it took me like 2 minutes to bust, i was all embarrased as hell. we all cuddled up after that and i remember my dad knocked on my door and we jumped straight the fuck up and stumbled around the room tryin to find the rest of our clothes...

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Originally posted by Smart

maybe you could find it if you went back with a flashlight... or in the morning when it's light...

 

how did no one else find this funny?????

 

nak, sorry to tell you...but marrisa was over here last night giving some fucking vaccum type head dog, that girl can work lipssssss

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Now get back out there and get your brown wings dunny. Make sure you come back on 12oz and tell us all about it - and don't forget to tell the girl that's what you did - she love that.

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start young playa... fuck the shit outta her on a repeated basis that way you'll be able to last longer. try out new shit with her... that way the females hear the word and just start linein up...

 

yup.

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Originally posted by taco bell bomber

 

how did no one else find this funny?????

 

nak, sorry to tell you...but marrisa was over here last night giving some fucking vaccum type head dog, that girl can work lipssssss

 

^the only reason you know she can work it... is because i TOLD YOU.. stop acting u got someeeeeee

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Guest --zeSto--
Originally posted by T.T Boy

no matter how many girls you sleep with, when one asks you how many youve been with, the answer is uhhhhh like 4, but they were all in long relationships.

 

so very true!

 

this is how the basic math works...

 

(actual # of times / 3 - 1 ) = is what you tell the girls

(actual # of times X 3 + 2) = is what young men like to boast

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Guest --zeSto--

oh yeah... in a kingsize bed in a half million dollar home with a surgeon's daughter.

 

(but the park would have been more fun!)

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Originally posted by --zeSto--

 

so very true!

 

this is how the basic math works...

 

(actual # of times / 3 - 1 ) = is what you tell the girls

(actual # of times X 3 + 2) = is what young men like to boast

 

gettin all mathematical:scramble:

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