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Guest fr8lover
Originally posted by taco bell bomber

marrisa was over here last night giving some fucking vaccum type head dog, that girl can work lipssssss

 

way to go nakster!

 

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Originally posted by --zeSto--

or just really ugly ?

 

 

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the 3 major roadblocks to losing one's virginity....

1.) You're really fat

2.) Horrible acne

3.) You're a horny asshole

 

1 or 2 wont stop totally stop you from getting laid,

but combine 1 or 2 with #3 and you're getting nothing!

 

OR maybe you fucking respect yourself

 

If I knew what I do now..I would have saved myself...

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Guest --zeSto--

^ easy now...

 

my 3 points are for people who are trying to loose the virginity,

but cant because they are fat, pimply, jerks!

 

If you make the decision to abstain, then those things wont effect you.

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Originally posted by Sarah Tonin

fox mulder, the 2 chiks in the dugout @ the highschool happened in my city too... bayside high school, same exact story is yours, it made the news too!

 

yeah its the same high school. who are you and where did you find this site?

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Originally posted by --zeSto--

or just really ugly ?

 

 

.

.

the 3 major roadblocks to losing one's virginity....

1.) You're really fat

2.) Horrible acne

3.) You're a horny asshole

 

1 or 2 wont stop totally stop you from getting laid,

but combine 1 or 2 with #3 and you're getting nothing!

 

untrue,i dont have HORRIBLE acne ,but acne none the less.It doesnt the asshole and fat thing still holds true.I lost my virginity at 13,at her birthday party..

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Guest Swizel

Re: a time in the life of corndog....loosing my virginity to a fat girl

 

Originally posted by amItoolate?

i know this girl named karen,

ive known her for a while

shes the fattest girl i know

but shes got a friendly smile

so i went to her party

drank as much beer as i could

next thing you know

fat girls lookin good

so i went up to her

i said hey how you do

she said i feel fine

and hows about you?

welp i was drunk as shit

so i said not bad

next thing you know

shes fiddlin with my nads

now this girl must have weighed

a 100 pounds or more

i didnt give a damn

i was finally gonna score

so i thought to myself

where do i begin

i slapped her in the leg

and rode the wave in

next thing you know

we began to skrawg

oh yeah, baby whos the man?

she said............corndog!!!

i thought to myself

this is kinda fun

next thing you know

i was already done

so i smoked a cigarette

and said with a grind

hey fat girl

lets do it again

so if anyone tells you

that drinkins bad for you

they probably got drunk

and did a fat girl too.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

true story!!!

 

thats how I lost my virginity.

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