Guest postaholic Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 NAK! you smuck, DETAILS! give us the details. was she fine? how long did ya last? she suck your lil dick? :lol: and so on... ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 first time i got laid was in a tent whilst i was camping with a few people down south from where i live, it was sweeeeeet :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 I didn't lose it, I know where it is, I still bring it out on the weekends sometimes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest melt Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 Re: a time in the life of corndog....loosing my virginity to a fat girl Originally posted by amItoolate? next thing you know shes fiddlin with my nads hahahahahahaha... did you type that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 hotel room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 no matter how many girls you sleep with, when one asks you how many youve been with, the answer is uhhhhh like 4, but they were all in long relationships. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SE4_2002 Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 Re: Re: so i lost my virginity 2night Originally posted by Jewish Task Force Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Did you bleed on him? You little bitch. You know your life is sad when you come on 12oz and tell people about losing your virginity. Get some freinds retard. lol, was kinda thinking the same thing, this would only happen in America..Dawson fucking Creek moment..jesus.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amerika Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 haha i remember my first time, it was July 4th a few years back, in my room with this girl...i remember i had that mr bombastic song in my head and i felt like a porn star or something just taggin it up. it'd be a moment to remember, if it had lasted more than a moment though. it took me like 2 minutes to bust, i was all embarrased as hell. we all cuddled up after that and i remember my dad knocked on my door and we jumped straight the fuck up and stumbled around the room tryin to find the rest of our clothes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 excuse me miss... I seem to have lost my virginity.. Can i have yours??:cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agt. Adopus Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 At an Green anarchist collective. During a presentation. with atleast 15 other people there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taco bell bomber Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 Originally posted by Smart maybe you could find it if you went back with a flashlight... or in the morning when it's light... how did no one else find this funny????? nak, sorry to tell you...but marrisa was over here last night giving some fucking vaccum type head dog, that girl can work lipssssss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taco bell bomber Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 wait..this is the first time you lost your virginity to a girl right?????? cause i thought unek was your..1st........? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodney Trotter Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 Now get back out there and get your brown wings dunny. Make sure you come back on 12oz and tell us all about it - and don't forget to tell the girl that's what you did - she love that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandola Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 start young playa... fuck the shit outta her on a repeated basis that way you'll be able to last longer. try out new shit with her... that way the females hear the word and just start linein up... yup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
•nakone• Posted August 6, 2002 Author Share Posted August 6, 2002 Originally posted by taco bell bomber how did no one else find this funny????? nak, sorry to tell you...but marrisa was over here last night giving some fucking vaccum type head dog, that girl can work lipssssss ^the only reason you know she can work it... is because i TOLD YOU.. stop acting u got someeeeeee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 haha i lost my virginity on the roof of my building. damn those little rocks hurt... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 Originally posted by T.T Boy no matter how many girls you sleep with, when one asks you how many youve been with, the answer is uhhhhh like 4, but they were all in long relationships. so very true! this is how the basic math works... (actual # of times / 3 - 1 ) = is what you tell the girls (actual # of times X 3 + 2) = is what young men like to boast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 oh yeah... in a kingsize bed in a half million dollar home with a surgeon's daughter. (but the park would have been more fun!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
•nakone• Posted August 6, 2002 Author Share Posted August 6, 2002 Originally posted by --zeSto-- so very true! this is how the basic math works... (actual # of times / 3 - 1 ) = is what you tell the girls (actual # of times X 3 + 2) = is what young men like to boast gettin all mathematical:scramble: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
•nakone• Posted August 6, 2002 Author Share Posted August 6, 2002 :scramble: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CRYrock81 Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 Originally posted by shameless self promotion excuse me miss... I seem to have lost my virginity.. Can i have yours??:cool: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shit.....thats great!!!!!!:lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCAGNETTI Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 IN THAT FAT GIRL POEM DUDE SAID SHE PROBABLY WEIGHED 100 POUNDS OR MORE ????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CHEWBAKALLAH Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 nak my son always remember the condom and ky, always Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
•nakone• Posted August 6, 2002 Author Share Posted August 6, 2002 dont worry i used a condom.. but whats ky? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 KY is for when you make her feel like really screaming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ass hairball Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 Damn I use to party with the gangster cousin of mine, and when i turned 15 i got laid by one of his friends i was kinda drunk.....Later I saw that bitch in school...hahahahahahahaha but i guess she forgott........ fuck her she wasnt that good anyways, i stop to party with my cousin cause too many fights and shit................... he got shot, so my dad doesnt want me to hangaround with him................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mapo wc Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 jesus, nak is the biggest loser and hes 15. and hes no longer a virgin. im 19 and still a virgin. maybe im the actual loser? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCEBERG Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 Re: Damn Originally posted by ass hairball I use to party with the gangster cousin of mine, and when i turned 15 i got laid by one of his friends i was kinda drunk.....Later I saw that bitch in school...hahahahahahahaha but i guess she forgott........ fuck her she wasnt that good anyways, i stop to party with my cousin cause too many fights and shit................... he got shot, so my dad doesnt want me to hangaround with him................ that basically had nothin to do with nothin youngbuck... keep that kinda shit to yourself, no one really cares an besides, give it some time and youll learn when to talk about shit and when not too, itll save you a whole lot of trouble Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 Originally posted by mapo wc im 19 and still a virgin. maybe im the actual loser? or just really ugly ? . . the 3 major roadblocks to losing one's virginity.... 1.) You're really fat 2.) Horrible acne 3.) You're a horny asshole 1 or 2 wont stop totally stop you from getting laid, but combine 1 or 2 with #3 and you're getting nothing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ass hairball Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 Re: Re: Damn Originally posted by iCEBERG that basically had nothin to do with nothin youngbuck... keep that kinda shit to yourself, no one really cares an besides, give it some time and youll learn when to talk about shit and when not too, itll save you a whole lot of trouble WOrd!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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