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•nakone•

so i lost my virginity 2night

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Guest willy.wonka

IN MY GIRLFRIENDS BACK YARD..THEN ON HER BED, THEN ON HER PARENTS BED..

 

i was in love

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Guest willy.wonka

nak, you shouldnt tell your friends about it.

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Guest ctrl+alt+del

hahhahaha, oh nak. you make me laugh.

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at a high school in my city 2 girls got caught on the schools survaillence camera giving head to a bunch of the baseball players in the dug out. it was funny as shit. it made the local news.

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Originally posted by Devilush

WWWWWWWWHHHHHHHOOOOOOOO HHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOO!

 

congratulations!! did ya like it?

 

i loved it... it was just realllllllllllly hot out like 90 something... and sweat was pouring down my face

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damn man...

 

no, to the females your still a virgin man... remember that, even if your a porn star, if the chick hasnt seen the movie then your still a virgin

 

but when you start tearin it up in bed while she thinks its your first time... well worry about that when the time comes

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Originally posted by !CEBERG

damn man...

 

no, to the females your still a virgin man... remember that, even if your a porn star, if the chick hasnt seen the movie then your still a virgin

 

but when you start tearin it up in bed while she thinks its your first time... well worry about that when the time comes

lol fer real man. good advice.

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Guest postaholic

DETAILS! DETAILS! DETAILS! congrats...

i lost mines in my room with a beautiful girl.

she raped me and i loved it :D

 

:king:

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maybe you could find it if you went back with a flashlight... or in the morning when it's light...

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WHOA! This thread is hot hot hot!!! Havin sex with strange baseball players hiding in dugouts like WUT! *cough* jocks *cough*

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no, to the females your still a virgin man... remember that, even if your a porn star, if the chick hasnt seen the movie then your still a virgin

 

always remember this

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Originally posted by !CEBERG

damn man...

 

no, to the females your still a virgin man... remember that, even if your a porn star, if the chick hasnt seen the movie then your still a virgin

 

but when you start tearin it up in bed while she thinks its your first time... well worry about that when the time comes

..

 

WORD TO THAT!

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Originally posted by •nakone•

yep i did... i lost it in a dug out in some park... was really hot out tho:king:

 

where have you lost your virginity?:D

 

Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

 

Did you bleed on him? You little bitch.

 

 

You know your life is sad when you come on 12oz and tell people about losing your virginity. Get some freinds retard.

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hahahahaha THREAD OF THE YEAR!

 

thats fucking awsome how he came home to make a thread about it!

 

 

lol, rock on,player..

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a time in the life of corndog....loosing my virginity to a fat girl

 

i know this girl named karen,

ive known her for a while

shes the fattest girl i know

but shes got a friendly smile

so i went to her party

drank as much beer as i could

next thing you know

fat girls lookin good

so i went up to her

i said hey how you do

she said i feel fine

and hows about you?

welp i was drunk as shit

so i said not bad

next thing you know

shes fiddlin with my nads

now this girl must have weighed

a 100 pounds or more

i didnt give a damn

i was finally gonna score

so i thought to myself

where do i begin

i slapped her in the leg

and rode the wave in

next thing you know

we began to skrawg

oh yeah, baby whos the man?

she said............corndog!!!

i thought to myself

this is kinda fun

next thing you know

i was already done

so i smoked a cigarette

and said with a grind

hey fat girl

lets do it again

so if anyone tells you

that drinkins bad for you

they probably got drunk

and did a fat girl too.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

true story!!!

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