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do any of you have S.T.D.'s?

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Originally posted by Dirty_habiT

I'm a virgin.

 

so am i but i think i got some shit from eating pussy no lie! poor me!:confused:

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You ate pussy and didn't get to stab!?!?! Man, you coulda burned your dilz too, you missed out.

 

Alright, fuck this, I'm a virgin, WHO WANTS TO CYBER?

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i once had this rash around my nuts that itched like a mofo....

 

and slowly but surely, i noticed all of my homies itching, it made me

 

think, damn wich bitch have we all done. but there was none.

 

six months later, i went to a doctor and he gave me some creme and

 

said," you have a fungus, probably from the ocean". so i cooled the fire

 

between my loinds with the special creme, and that was that...

 

the moral of the story is, don't go swiimin in the ocean unless...

 

you have the power of the lotion....werd up

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Originally posted by ArtvandaL

I seriously hope no one does....but I'm wondering what its like and how its been... if you do and dont want to mention it, please feel free to email me...

 

what a dumbass. maybe your symptomatic and worried. std=bad, what else is there to know. but at least you made me laugh, wondering what it's like, e-mail me?! hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahaha

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When I was 16.. I kissed my boyfriend who had a cold.

 

2 days later.. I had the cold.

 

 

Then I said: Never again... now i keep my life on a better track.

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went out to lunch with a bunch of people I work with. the new guy straight just volunteers to everyone that he got crabs in college. whole table just went silent. no one was even talking about sex. I guess he just thought since people were telling college stories...that it fit in with the conversation.

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Originally posted by SteveAustin

went out to lunch with a bunch of people I work with. the new guy straight just volunteers to everyone that he got crabs in college. whole table just went silent. no one was even talking about sex. I guess he just thought since people were telling college stories...that it fit in with the conversation.

 

 

 

FUCKING AMAZING BEST THING EVER POSTED ON HERE I'M CRYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by DEE38

When I was 16.. I kissed my boyfriend who had a cold.

 

2 days later.. I had the cold.

 

 

Then I said: Never again... now i keep my life on a better track.

 

:lol:!!!

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