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Originally posted by boogie hands

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Crazylilcutie19: carlos?

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me: DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZ NUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!! [/b]

nope not me...

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

that shit was great. thanx dude. enjoy conan.

peace:crazy:

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Originally posted by AreYOUmyDad?

ShortBusTerror: people tell me i look like krs1

TRAVELOutdoors: i dont know krs1

ShortBusTerror: oh hes a raper

TRAVELOutdoors: what your bother doing trying to put hes dick in your eye socket

 

 

 

hahahahhahahahaa oooooooh god

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^^^^^ apparently she thinks im her boyfriend Brandon. fun times. ive pretty much got her convinced that Brandon is gay. and im working on gettting them brooken up.

 

if anyone else IM's her tell her your Alex and you and Brandon are male lovers.

 

ahahahaa this is great. she was really horny and i promised id come over in a half hour. shes gonna be so pissed off at waiting for this guy.

ahahah fuck yeah she sent me pictures!!! she is pretty damnhot. cept something weird with her lip.

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Originally posted by ctrl+alt+del

^^^^^ apparently she thinks im her boyfriend Brandon. fun times. ive pretty much got her convinced that Brandon is gay. and im working on gettting them brooken up.

 

if anyone else IM's her tell her your Alex and you and Brandon are male lovers.

 

ahahahaa this is great. she was really horny and i promised id come over in a half hour. shes gonna be so pissed off at waiting for this guy.

ahahah fuck yeah she sent me pictures!!! she is pretty damnhot. cept something weird with her lip.

 

haha,you didnt copy the convo?thats fucked up.shes gonna be feeling stupid.i wouldnt normally pick this girl but she wouldnt let me fuck her so FUCK HER!not sure what your talking about the lip.it was probably her lip ring or some shit.lets see that conversation dude!!!!:king::king: :D

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Originally posted by AreYOUmyDad?

oh man this was just sick an funny haha

 

 

 

 

TRAVELOutdoors: hi would you like to chat

ShortBusTerror: ok

ShortBusTerror: whats ur asl

TRAVELOutdoors: 47/m/upstate ny

ShortBusTerror: k

ShortBusTerror: im 13/f/pa

TRAVELOutdoors: what do like to do for hobbies

. . .

 

i didn't find this conversation funny... not one bit....

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S1LLK: hello

S1LLK: you like rabbits?

shortbusterror: jello

shortbusterror: yes

shortbusterror: do u have any

S1LLK: cool then we have something in common

shortbusterror: thank god almighty

S1LLK: yeah i got 32 my dad runs a in breeding collony

shortbusterror: eww

S1LLK: he sells retarded rabbits to retards

S1LLK: that way they have something in common

S1LLK: does your dad pimp you?

shortbusterror: not as much anymore

S1LLK: I make 50 cents every blow job an 1 dollar for an as fuck

S1LLK: that way I can buy more candy then the old dirty men give me

S1LLK: Do dirty men give you candy?

shortbusterror: whats a men

S1LLK: male, at least I think that is what they are. I never got to go past pre school because I was getting ass fucked to much and then the priest got a hold of me and now he i my dad

shortbusterror: yo hold up

shortbusterror: ok continue spartikles

S1LLK: Do you know who you are speaking to, cause by the way you are talking you are acting like you don`t even know me

shortbusterror: emelio estevez?

shortbusterror: emelio is that you

S1LLK: Emelio Estevez pays me for sex 1 dollar plus tips. It isnt Emilio guess

shortbusterror: ok ok cher?

shortbusterror: i loved u in the color purple

shortbusterror: or somthing

S1LLK: Nah man Cher is your dad, why the fuck woul your dad be on AIM?

shortbusterror: maybe he was bored

S1LLK: Your dad likes little boys and that i he`S exscuse to touch you isn`t it?

shortbusterror: an wanted to pretend he was a girl so he could jack off to my screen name

shortbusterror: probably yo

S1LLK: So why didn`t you call that girl Stacey?

shortbusterror: haha who the fuk is stacey

shortbusterror: oooooooo

S1LLK: Fuck she has ben wanting you for ages. She even put a love letter in your mailbox

shortbusterror: u mean stacey rubberfoot

S1LLK: It kinda read I want to fuck you......................

shortbusterror: haha mail box ?

S1LLK: I dont normally call her Stacey rubberfoot but Stacey

shortbusterror: we dont have mail boxes where i live

shortbusterror: stacey dildo neck

S1LLK: I mean as in where your fucking mail goes it is a figure of speech

shortbusterror: yo remember skipper?

shortbusterror: she was askin bout u too man

shortbusterror: she said the tests came in positive

shortbusterror: ur the sperm donor kid ahhhhhhhh

S1LLK: But remember old Joe that bum that lives around the corner from you, well he had to get his right arm and his leg amputated from some freaked STD he aught of you after he ass fucked you.

S1LLK: Anyways I gota bounce cause the PRIEST is comingggggggggggggg

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dont forget about this part

 

 

MEgotBALLcancer: But remember old Joe that bum that lives around the corner from you, well he had to get his right arm and his leg amputated from some freaked STD he aught of you after he ass fucked you.

MEgotBALLcancer: Anyways I gota bounce cause the PRIEST is comingggggggggggggg

ShortBusTerror: but yo

ShortBusTerror: give a shout out to 12 oz for me aight homes

MEgotBALLcancer: hahah yeah k

ShortBusTerror: word

MEgotBALLcancer: i got bored with the people that people were trying to fuck with o hey thought a creative mind might be a bit better

ShortBusTerror: yea i know what u mean

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I posted that before you had replied with th give me a shout on 12oz I was strapped for time cause I was about to go out........................So shouts to AreyouMYdad? [at least he/she was creative not like all the other dick brains on AIM]

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man this guy is a fucking nerd,

haha

I didn't know what I was saying, but he thought i was for real

lol

 

 

 

theyhadthatname: dfg

roseblood118: dfg?

roseblood118: who is this?

theyhadthatname: I heard you we're getting into hacking

roseblood118: I'd like to learn

theyhadthatname: yeah yeah

roseblood118: but Im no where near being a hacker

roseblood118: who may I ask are you

theyhadthatname: you got anything??

roseblood118: anything like what?

theyhadthatname: what can you do?

roseblood118: frankly

roseblood118: NOTHING

theyhadthatname: why is your text so large?

roseblood118: well not to hacking standards anyway

roseblood118: I like it big

theyhadthatname: oh

roseblood118: better?

theyhadthatname: yeah

roseblood118: you have yet to answer my question

theyhadthatname: you kick it with that blackmage kid huh?

roseblood118: yeah

roseblood118: he's a real good friend

theyhadthatname: what are you two?

theyhadthatname: is there more people??

roseblood118: what do you mean?

theyhadthatname: is there more people??

roseblood118: more people?>

theyhadthatname: yes

roseblood118: well quicksilv3r

roseblood118: he's kinda a hacker

theyhadthatname: oh right right

theyhadthatname: he's fake

roseblood118: oh

roseblood118: I see

theyhadthatname: have you seen this website he had around??

theyhadthatname: not good

roseblood118: his site/

roseblood118: yea

roseblood118: I've seen it

theyhadthatname: so what do you guys do??? what is your name??

roseblood118: My real name?

roseblood118: Jesse

roseblood118: Jesse De La Rosa

theyhadthatname: dont be stupid

roseblood118: well I am

theyhadthatname: I mean your name

roseblood118: you'll have to excuse me

roseblood118: look tell me who you are

theyhadthatname: everybody has a name, and since you all work together therefore you need a name

roseblood118: did mage tell you about me

roseblood118: I don't know

roseblood118: I never even thought of that

roseblood118: I don't claim to be what Im not

roseblood118: Im not a hacker

theyhadthatname: but you would like to be

roseblood118: yes

roseblood118: that is true

roseblood118: and I know I have much to learn

roseblood118: let me guess

theyhadthatname: how much?>?

roseblood118: you are to be my mentor?

theyhadthatname: no hell no

roseblood118: VERY MUCH

roseblood118: oh

roseblood118: I see

roseblood118: well then why so intrested?

theyhadthatname: I just monitor this shit, I know what's going down, I just like to meet people into this

roseblood118: oh

roseblood118: I see

theyhadthatname: so what are you planning on doing??

theyhadthatname: with hacking?

roseblood118: nothing illegal

roseblood118: if thats what you mean

theyhadthatname: are you stupid

theyhadthatname: everything you do is illegal

roseblood118: well

roseblood118: nothing to wrong anyone

roseblood118: are those terms better

theyhadthatname: ok

theyhadthatname: people dont care though

roseblood118: I see

theyhadthatname: just make sure you keep your shit somewhere safe

theyhadthatname: do you have a place??

roseblood118: thanks for the tip

roseblood118: No

theyhadthatname: a secret place?

roseblood118: No

theyhadthatname: ok you need one

roseblood118: o k

theyhadthatname: do keep floppys with you?

roseblood118: uh huh

theyhadthatname: whats in them?

theyhadthatname: make sure you know

theyhadthatname: label all of them

roseblood118: I usually have documents

theyhadthatname: label them

roseblood118: ok

roseblood118: I will

theyhadthatname: do you have a firewall?

roseblood118: No

roseblood118: I should probably get one

theyhadthatname: what??? are you stupid?

roseblood118: Infact Im not even on broad band

theyhadthatname: get one pronto

roseblood118: I got a 56k

theyhadthatname: fuck broad band

roseblood118: Look I am a little ashamed to admit this

roseblood118: but I don't come from a very properous family

roseblood118: infact we barely get by

roseblood118: my computer is shit

theyhadthatname: stop being a pussy

theyhadthatname: look

theyhadthatname: the thing is word is you guys are getting hit soon

roseblood118: what

roseblood118: getting hit?

theyhadthatname: just make sure you're all ready

roseblood118: who said this?

theyhadthatname: don't fucking ask question just get ready

theyhadthatname: you need a firewall

theyhadthatname: fast

roseblood118: I see

roseblood118: ok

roseblood118: I'll get one

theyhadthatname: make sure you block all entrys to your system

roseblood118: uh huh

theyhadthatname: your buddies too

roseblood118: I see

roseblood118: ok

theyhadthatname: dont be assholes and get kicked

theyhadthatname: know what i mean??

roseblood118: I suppose

theyhadthatname: suppose??

roseblood118: yes yes

theyhadthatname: how old are you??

theyhadthatname: 15 16

roseblood118: 17

theyhadthatname: damn you need to get on the ball fast

theyhadthatname: learn all your basics now

theyhadthatname: as fast as you can

roseblood118: uh

roseblood118: ok

theyhadthatname: make sure you get it down in about a year or two

roseblood118: but why the hell would I be targeted for something

roseblood118: I aint a hacker

roseblood118: I didn't do shit

theyhadthatname: people know this shit

theyhadthatname: they just want to see what you're about

roseblood118: I see

roseblood118: well

roseblood118: I'll get myself a firewall

theyhadthatname: if you're a punk bitch they're going to fuck you over

roseblood118: I learn as much as I can

theyhadthatname: do you have a girlfriend??

roseblood118: no

theyhadthatname: if you do fuck the bitch

roseblood118: lol

theyhadthatname: ok that is good

roseblood118: ok

theyhadthatname: you can't have distractions in this shit

roseblood118: I'll be sure to take your advice on that one

roseblood118: I se

roseblood118: see

roseblood118: can you hang on

roseblood118: brb

roseblood118: ok

roseblood118: Im back

theyhadthatname: where you go?

roseblood118: bring in the groceries

theyhadthatname: did you leave your monitor on??

roseblood118: no

theyhadthatname: ok

roseblood118: I always just switch it off

theyhadthatname: yeah

theyhadthatname: you need to

roseblood118: to conserve electricity

theyhadthatname: what are you stupid????

roseblood118: look

theyhadthatname: so people won't know what you're doing

roseblood118: thats why I do it

theyhadthatname: ok

roseblood118: no one here knows what Im doing

roseblood118: regardless

roseblood118: Im the only teenager

roseblood118: and my mother never comes into my room

theyhadthatname: who lives with you? you still live with mom?

roseblood118: I have no brothers and sisters

roseblood118: yes

roseblood118: what is that a proble

theyhadthatname: ok try to get a lock for your room

theyhadthatname: not now but soon

roseblood118: I see

theyhadthatname: it's important

roseblood118: ok

roseblood118: I have I look

roseblood118: but I didn't think I had to use it

theyhadthatname: oh

theyhadthatname: hold on

roseblood118: My mother has never even touched a computer

theyhadthatname: good

roseblood118: I doubt she knows how to turn it on

theyhadthatname: keep the bitch off of it

theyhadthatname: sorry

roseblood118: Hey

roseblood118: you watch it

theyhadthatname: hold on

theyhadthatname: ok im back

roseblood118: alright

theyhadthatname: do you have Mirc

theyhadthatname: get it

roseblood118: I see

roseblood118: mirc is it?

theyhadthatname: do you have it

theyhadthatname: ??

roseblood118: No

theyhadthatname: what?? are you stupid??

theyhadthatname: get it

roseblood118: Im getting a little tired of you calling me stupid

theyhadthatname: look shut up

theyhadthatname: do you want my help?????

roseblood118: well yes

roseblood118: but Id prefer a less insulting manner

theyhadthatname: ok then shut up don't be a pussy

theyhadthatname: get mirc

theyhadthatname: to keep in touch

roseblood118: ok

theyhadthatname: don't use AIM when you're talking to your buddies

theyhadthatname: they monitor this frequently

roseblood118: I see

theyhadthatname: what's your nse??

roseblood118: look

roseblood118: I don't know shit

theyhadthatname: are you stupid???

roseblood118: alright

roseblood118: yes

roseblood118: yes

roseblood118: yes

roseblood118: I am

roseblood118: damn it

roseblood118: shit

theyhadthatname: calm down

theyhadthatname: nevermind

theyhadthatname: it's ok

roseblood118: uh

theyhadthatname: don't worry

theyhadthatname: yeah well I have a thing going on right now

theyhadthatname: nah I mean?

theyhadthatname: foe sheezy

theyhadthatname: ya heard?

roseblood118: I se

roseblood118: esee

roseblood118: no

theyhadthatname: what??

theyhadthatname: nevermind

theyhadthatname: yeah its off the hook

roseblood118: I see

theyhadthatname: ya heard?

roseblood118: heard what?

theyhadthatname: nevermind

theyhadthatname: yo its like all clear

theyhadthatname: no need for the beef

theyhadthatname: nah I mean?

roseblood118: mmmmmm... beef

theyhadthatname: not food fatso

roseblood118: lol

roseblood118: so you know me

theyhadthatname: know you?

roseblood118: You know who I am

theyhadthatname: no

roseblood118: you've seen me

theyhadthatname: its not mmmmmmmmmmm beef

roseblood118: haven't you

theyhadthatname: its beef

roseblood118: lol

theyhadthatname: beef

theyhadthatname: man get a slang dictionary

theyhadthatname: yo so it's like this

theyhadthatname: off the heezy foe sheezy

roseblood118: uh huh

theyhadthatname: I need to get something going on

theyhadthatname: so I have to jet

roseblood118: look

roseblood118: I gotta go

roseblood118: oh

roseblood118: yeah

roseblood118: me to

theyhadthatname: just remember to check if you have any dll files on your computer

roseblood118: ok

theyhadthatname: if you do get rid of them

theyhadthatname: they're on to you

roseblood118: I see

theyhadthatname: say hi to yo moms

roseblood118: so the thing is not to get rid of them

roseblood118: ok

theyhadthatname: yeah nah I mean?

roseblood118: ok

theyhadthatname: lataz

roseblood118: laterz

theyhadthatname: keep yo ice in your secret palce aight?

theyhadthatname: nah I mean?

roseblood118: alright

roseblood118: thank you

theyhadthatname: yeah

roseblood118: for your advice

theyhadthatname: sure kid no prob

theyhadthatname: see you around

roseblood118: alright

roseblood118: laterz

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THIS BITHC IS FUCKIN MAD YO...SHE BE ASKING ME HELLA SHIT IN THE CONVO ABOVE THIS BUT IT WAS KINDA BORING SO I SKIPPED IT...DAMMIT

 

DeadlyThong: mmhhhhhmmmmmmmmm

Pijunjiz: OoOoO Gurl yo so sexy when you jewish

Pijunjiz: i mean say mmmmmmmhhhmmmm

Pijunjiz: my bad im sorta distracted

DeadlyThong: ok

Pijunjiz: your hella hot

DeadlyThong: you dont even know me

Pijunjiz: but for real..dont tell brandon i said this but how come you aint lettin him fuck you!

DeadlyThong: what are you talking about

Pijunjiz: you arent having that much sex

Pijunjiz: brandon told alex that and alex told me

DeadlyThong: ok

Pijunjiz: you wont let him put it in your ass??

DeadlyThong: how did you get my sn?

Pijunjiz: why!

Pijunjiz: omfg i kno you

Pijunjiz: i just made another sn so you wont kno me

DeadlyThong: no you dont

DeadlyThong: whats my last name?

Pijunjiz: shaniqua?

Pijunjiz: so wanna go get some jamba juice

DeadlyThong: lol

Pijunjiz: you still talking to that faggot brandon

Pijunjiz: tell him its ok to tell you who i am...stop trying to hide it....ill take all the fuckin heat for it

Pijunjiz: just suck his cock and forgive aiite?

DeadlyThong: ok

Pijunjiz: you will!!

Pijunjiz: yay i'll be right over!!!

Pijunjiz: i mean uhh....

Pijunjiz: shit this isnt what you think

DeadlyThong: you suck dude

Pijunjiz: im sorry please stay with me!!

Pijunjiz: yo lets CYBER!!!

Pijunjiz: your so fuckin hot

DeadlyThong: what the hell are you talking about

Pijunjiz: i feel like spanking my naughty chicken

Pijunjiz: please tell me your wearing that thong that brandon showed me after he panty raided you

Pijunjiz: dont tell him i said that either

Pijunjiz: hes gonna fuckin kill me

DeadlyThong: you dont even know brandon

Pijunjiz: well try...your boys weak you kno that

Pijunjiz: your so fuckin stupid...get on his dick as soon as you see him alrite

Pijunjiz: i want you to suck that cock alrite..you like his fuckin cock so suck it..your hoe fuckin certified alrite whore?

DeadlyThong: ok

Pijunjiz: shit girl knows how to get down!!

Pijunjiz: tell brandon right now he owes me big time

DeadlyThong: what color hair does brandon have?

Pijunjiz: his hair is the color of the pubic hairs i have stuck between my teeth

DeadlyThong: if you can tell me ill believe you

Pijunjiz: cus i sucked him off tanya...i really did

Pijunjiz: do you like sucking his cock?

Pijunjiz: does he eat you out?

DeadlyThong: come over to my house

Pijunjiz: to do what

DeadlyThong: i wanna talk to you in person

DeadlyThong: im tired of typing

Pijunjiz: if i come over

Pijunjiz: can we have hot monkey sex and play good cop bad cop?

Pijunjiz: and i can introduce you to my friend Dee

DeadlyThong: ok

Pijunjiz: DEEEEEZZZZZZ NUTZ!!!!!!!!!!!!

DeadlyThong: shouldnt you have waited till i said "dee who?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

somebody must used it already....^^^^

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awww shiet....ief been fooling around with this chcik for the past hour...she thinks im some guy named "B" who is a writer..anyways....shes pissed off as fuck at me cus i keep saying degrading shit like "damn hoe your easy" etc etc...and she told me to fuck off, thats shes sick of me, and to go fuck this hoe named sarah......sorry "B"

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Originally posted by dirtysicks

Try this guy fencharley, his name is charley, works in a car audio shop called Kustom Kar Sound, he has bleach blonde hair, drives a Kia Sportage. He is usually on in the mornings.

 

that deserves to be put into the homosexual undertones foe show.

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Originally posted by REGULATOR

awww shiet....ief been fooling around with this chcik for the past hour...she thinks im some guy named "B" who is a writer..anyways....shes pissed off as fuck at me cus i keep saying degrading shit like "damn hoe your easy" etc etc...and she told me to fuck off, thats shes sick of me, and to go fuck this hoe named sarah......sorry "B"

 

way to get me fucked.she keeps talkin shit to me.now i will never fuck her:heated::spent::( :( :o

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Originally posted by IDrinkSprite

 

way to get me fucked.she keeps talkin shit to me.now i will never fuck her:heated::spent::( :( :o

 

HAHAHHHo shit man im fuckin sorry dude...are you "b"????

haha dude my bad...hook me up with some pics mang!!

 

 

you can blame it all on me aiite....just blame it on reg

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Originally posted by IDrinkSprite

DeadlyThong <----shes on right now!!her name is tanya.shes hott.she knows shes hott.she fucked only like 2 guys.MAKE FUN OF HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok so i guess i talked to her and she is about as smart as a snail........
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