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The Lee Deluxe: d;uddee

ME: dude

The Lee Deluxe: what the fuc ksi up

ME: chillin

ME: what bout you

The Lee Deluxe: killin peolple

The Lee Deluxe: and huffin paint

The Lee Deluxe: who's this?

ME: guess

ME: you know who it is dude, I just changed my name

The Lee Deluxe: uhkk

The Lee Deluxe: is this that black kid?

The Lee Deluxe: i'm not gonna give you any paint dude

ME: fuck no

ME: I dont want your paint, I got my own

The Lee Deluxe: CORY!~!~! KTHX!~!~!

ME: talkin about paint, when are we going to paint

The Lee Deluxe: paint what

ME: whatever

The Lee Deluxe: franks face

The Lee Deluxe: with blood...

The Lee Deluxe: thhis is cory right?:-

ME: hell yeah, pink and orange

ME: yeah

The Lee Deluxe: you too good for one screen name?

ME: yes

ME: way too good

The Lee Deluxe: i got a license

The Lee Deluxe: and a car

ME: NO SHIT!!!

The Lee Deluxe: yea

ME: lets do this like buddists

The Lee Deluxe: how do they do it

ME: very carefully

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Originally posted by Jewish Task Force

The Lee Deluxe: d;uddee

ME: dude

The Lee Deluxe: what the fuc ksi up

ME: chillin

ME: what bout you

The Lee Deluxe: killin peolple

The Lee Deluxe: and huffin paint

The Lee Deluxe: who's this?

ME: guess

ME: you know who it is dude, I just changed my name

The Lee Deluxe: uhkk

The Lee Deluxe: is this that black kid?

The Lee Deluxe: i'm not gonna give you any paint dude

ME: fuck no

ME: I dont want your paint, I got my own

The Lee Deluxe: CORY!~!~! KTHX!~!~!

ME: talkin about paint, when are we going to paint

The Lee Deluxe: paint what

ME: whatever

The Lee Deluxe: franks face

The Lee Deluxe: with blood...

The Lee Deluxe: thhis is cory right?:-

ME: hell yeah, pink and orange

ME: yeah

The Lee Deluxe: you too good for one screen name?

ME: yes

ME: way too good

The Lee Deluxe: i got a license

The Lee Deluxe: and a car

ME: NO SHIT!!!

The Lee Deluxe: yea

ME: lets do this like buddists

The Lee Deluxe: how do they do it

ME: very carefully

 

NO WONDER THAT FUCKER WAS JUST ASKING ME IF I HUFFED MORE PAINT..

 

I thought he was talking about spraypaint because of graffiti.

 

The log I posted was not The Lee Deluxe.. it was his friend on his screen name.

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ME: yo

HansomeBoyGradu8: hello?

ME: hey handsome boy

ME: how are you today?

HansomeBoyGradu8: uh, that depends

ME: on what?

HansomeBoyGradu8: whom im speakin to

ME: take a guess

HansomeBoyGradu8: 2pac?

ME: what?!?!

ME: hell no

ME: take another guess

HansomeBoyGradu8: um.....

HansomeBoyGradu8: jennifer charles?

ME: nope

HansomeBoyGradu8: uh

HansomeBoyGradu8: ???

ME: oh my god man, I cant believe you dont know who this is

ME: Im hurt dude

HansomeBoyGradu8: well, your sn is jumbled letters

HansomeBoyGradu8: and your IMing me out of the blue here

ME: I changed my name

HansomeBoyGradu8: ok check this, u gimme a name or your getting blocked

ME: dee

HansomeBoyGradu8: m/f?

ME: m

HansomeBoyGradu8: i dont know any dee

ME: dude, I cant believe you, you dont remember me from that night

ME: you were kinda drunk, but you were so cute

ME: we went back to my place

HansomeBoyGradu8: sorry, i dont go back to doods places

ME: you were pretty drunk

HansomeBoyGradu8: nah, doesnt happen

HansomeBoyGradu8: faggerio

ME: you give great head, Id love to fuck again

HansomeBoyGradu8: give up the charade, im blockin you out in 15 seconds

ME: ok its me, Jennifer

ME: I had you didnt I?

HansomeBoyGradu8: cat lady?

ME: pussy lady to you!

HansomeBoyGradu8: ahem

HansomeBoyGradu8: careful elex is here

HansomeBoyGradu8: and your arousing him

ME: sorry, I had some wine

HansomeBoyGradu8: your home by yourself drinking?

ME: yeah come over

ME: both of you

HansomeBoyGradu8: ok, who is this?

ME: Jennifer

HansomeBoyGradu8: lies

ME: no

ME: well just you can come over, Im bored

HansomeBoyGradu8: how bout u come over here, my moms outta town

ME: but all my toys are here

HansomeBoyGradu8: like what

ME: come over and see

HansomeBoyGradu8: i dont believe im talkin to jennifer

ME: I had alot of wine, I have more

ME: Im really depressed

HansomeBoyGradu8: gimme some proof

ME: the proof is in the pudding

HansomeBoyGradu8: tell me somethin only jenny would know

ME: you have a smal dick

HansomeBoyGradu8: ok karen

HansomeBoyGradu8: u loose

ME: YOU GOT ME!!!!

ME: what are you guys doing?

HansomeBoyGradu8: circle jerking

ME: sounds fun

HansomeBoyGradu8: wanna eat the bread?

ME: maybe

HansomeBoyGradu8: ozzy says hello

ME: who else is there?

HansomeBoyGradu8: cher

ME: Is MJ there?

HansomeBoyGradu8: why u want?

ME: I want you big boy

HansomeBoyGradu8: ozzy'll trade some mj for a bj

ME: no way

HansomeBoyGradu8: lol

ME: is it good?

HansomeBoyGradu8: i dont smoke, i couldnt tell u

HansomeBoyGradu8: i was gonna get a 6 from the store for me

ME: you want me to bring some over?

HansomeBoyGradu8: ok

ME: what brand?

HansomeBoyGradu8: something smooth

ME: I want some Heinekin, what about you?

HansomeBoyGradu8: thatll work

ME: ok

ME: Tell Ozzy that I might take him up on the offer. But he has to return the favor,

HansomeBoyGradu8: sounds like a plan man

ME: as long as you get to watch

HansomeBoyGradu8: ok, now he wants to go over there

HansomeBoyGradu8: ....but no bane

ME: no what?

HansomeBoyGradu8: (brett)

ME: hey

HansomeBoyGradu8: just come by

ME: so you arent coming over here?

ME: you want me to bring some freinds?

HansomeBoyGradu8: im, um, not a team player

HansomeBoyGradu8: ok

ME: like who?

HansomeBoyGradu8: ozzy says if u take any longer, hes gonna leave

ME: do you have condoms?

HansomeBoyGradu8: we raw dawgs ova hea

ME: Im on my way, tell him he better be ready. Full Mast

 

 

 

This guy is an idiot.

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^ nice job rolling with the punches , you should of convince him to take it to Jens or karens(whoever gayboy graduate thought he was talking to) place , funny regardless

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MORPHoner and I.

 

LIVEFIREHOUSE: y0

LIVEFIREHOUSE: u a graffor??????!!!

MORPHoner: Y?

MORPHoner: R U?

LIVEFIREHOUSE: cuz i am a b0mbor

MORPHoner: WATCHU WRITE?

LIVEFIREHOUSE: TEKR ONEROKR

LIVEFIREHOUSE: so i guess u write morph huh

MORPHoner: NEVER HEARD OF U

MORPHoner: YUH

MORPHoner: WAT SKOOL U GO TO?

LIVEFIREHOUSE: yea i am mad underground writer

LIVEFIREHOUSE: wtf u wanna no dat shit fo man

LIVEFIREHOUSE: skool is for chumps

MORPHoner: NAW

LIVEFIREHOUSE: why a hardkore bombr wanna get online

LIVEFIREHOUSE: and talk about skool

MORPHoner: ITS A PLACE OF HIGH LEARNING

LIVEFIREHOUSE: haha i just hang out with my boyz and smoke pot instead of doin it like a 8th grador in da bathroom

LIVEFIREHOUSE: yanawhaimsayn???

LIVEFIREHOUSE: so u got any flix???

MORPHoner: U?

LIVEFIREHOUSE: yoyo dawg fix ur info man sheyit

LIVEFIREHOUSE: sence u used capitil N isntead of lowercase n

LIVEFIREHOUSE: the shit fuked up

LIVEFIREHOUSE: yea i gotz flix bro

MORPHoner: WANNA SHO ME?

LIVEFIREHOUSE: yea man

LIVEFIREHOUSE: sec man lemme find em

LIVEFIREHOUSE: they is hidden on my computer somewhere.. in all this mess

LIVEFIREHOUSE: where u from

MORPHoner: MIAMI

LIVEFIREHOUSE wants to directly connect.

MORPHoner is now directly connected.

LIVEFIREHOUSE: here is my sickest bomb yet dood

MORPHoner: OK

LIVEFIREHOUSE: (I sent that picture from http://www.cheesythighs.com/metoday.jpg )

MORPHoner direct connection is closed.

LIVEFIREHOUSE: sorry the handstyle is a bit wak.. i just now learning that shit nawwhaimen???

LIVEFIREHOUSE: 8-)

MORPHoner: YO

LIVEFIREHOUSE: fucking jackass.

LIVEFIREHOUSE: SUP FOOL

MORPHoner: WHO R U?

LIVEFIREHOUSE: a bombr

MORPHoner: FUKS UR PROBLEM SENDING ME SIK ASS SHIT AND CALLIN ME FOOL

MORPHoner: RESPECT ME NIGGU

MORPHoner: DONT FUK WIT ME

LIVEFIREHOUSE: i'll respect you.. when you stop calling me niggu.. it's not like i'm some kind of fucking genie. what the fuck is niggu?

MORPHoner: FINE W/E

MORPHoner: LEAVE ME ALONE

MORPHoner: TOY

MORPHoner: TOY

LIVEFIREHOUSE: yeah man yeah.. like totally w/e man..

MORPHoner: TOY

MORPHoner: TOY

MORPHoner: TOY

MORPHoner: TOY

MORPHoner: TOY

LIVEFIREHOUSE: how the fuck are you gonna call my shit toy??? THAT ASSCRACK WAS DOPE..

LIVEFIREHOUSE: did you see my fill???

LIVEFIREHOUSE: SHIT WAS CLEAN..

MORPHoner: DIK FACE ASS MOTHERFUKER

MORPHoner: STOP IMING BITCH

LIVEFIREHOUSE: because that wasn't stupid..?

MORPHoner: GO AWAY

LIVEFIREHOUSE: MORPHoner.. i just wanna see your killer stylez man...

LIVEFIREHOUSE: Y R U H8N

MORPHoner: BCUZ UR A SIK LITTLE KID

LIVEFIREHOUSE: IM NOT LITTLE IM 14

MORPHoner: UR A LITTLE KID TOY

LIVEFIREHOUSE: YEA RIGHT MAN U R JUST JELIS CAUSE IM FUCKIN SICK AND I LAY OUT BURNER STYLEZ

MORPHoner: UR GAY

MORPHoner: IMA STOMP UR ASS LITTLE BOY

LIVEFIREHOUSE: AH SHIT YEA RIGHT MAN U TRIPPIN

MORPHoner: WANNA COME BY MY CRIB TOMMOROW AND WELL SEE WHOS TRIPPIN

MORPHoner: COME ON LITTLE BOY

MORPHoner: ASK UR MOM TO BRING U

MORPHoner: ILL ASK HER WEN I SEE HER LATR

MORPHoner: NA MEAN'

LIVEFIREHOUSE: YEA MAN DAT BITCH GOT MORE CLAP THAN AN AUDITORIUM

LIVEFIREHOUSE: "NA MEAN'?????"

MORPHoner: PUSSY ASS NIGGU

MORPHoner: COME ON PUNKASS MOTHERFUKER

MORPHoner: BITCH

MORPHoner: TOY

LIVEFIREHOUSE: :D

LIVEFIREHOUSE: tell your lackies that i haven't seen more graffiti trends since i went to the sprite.com site..

MORPHoner: WTF

MORPHoner: WUT R U TASLKIN BOUT

LIVEFIREHOUSE: yeah.. i figured it'd be right over your head.

MORPHoner: LACKIES?

MORPHoner: UR FUKIN GAY

MORPHoner: NERD

LIVEFIREHOUSE: jesus christ.. you're dense.

MORPHoner: POKET PROTECTOR ASS MUTHERFUKER

LIVEFIREHOUSE: :-*

MORPHoner: UR DIK IS DENSE

MORPHoner: UR MOM SAID SO

LIVEFIREHOUSE: say no more MORPHoner.. just kiss me.

MORPHoner: BITCH

MORPHoner: WASSUP BITCH

LIVEFIREHOUSE: (on the lips this time.. you sly dog, you.)

MORPHoner: MORPHONER*FHCRUE

MORPHoner: WASSUP U FAGGAT

MORPHoner: CHILL OUT LITTLE GAY BITCH

MORPHoner: SAVE UR HORMONES FOR UR DOG

LIVEFIREHOUSE: TEKRONEROKR*STR8 GANGSTOR CREW

LIVEFIREHOUSE: i'm as gay as the day is long..

LIVEFIREHOUSE: and i'm twice as sensative..

LIVEFIREHOUSE: so please.. tone your language down.

MORPHoner: LIVEFIREHOUSE: TEKRONEROKR*STR8 GAYSTOR CRUE

LIVEFIREHOUSE: :-D

LIVEFIREHOUSE: so.. how old are you?

LIVEFIREHOUSE: fuck it.. i'm gonna wrap it up.

LIVEFIREHOUSE: "FUK U %N AND HEAVE A NICE DAY!!!!!!"

MORPHoner: WTF DO U WANT BITCH

LIVEFIREHOUSE: have a blast, champ.

MORPHoner signed off at 8:29:59 PM.

 

 

 

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What a fucking moron.

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just some random gurl type thing stalker person imming thingy

 

 

 

ShortBusTerror: hey

Koolgurly19: whats up

ShortBusTerror: yea ur not cool ok

ShortBusTerror: so just stop

Koolgurly19: what u talkin about

ShortBusTerror: ever see ur mom an dad doin it on the couch that everyone sits on ?

ShortBusTerror: or maybe just ur mom an some guy she met

Koolgurly19: no

Koolgurly19: your sick

ShortBusTerror: yea thats whats up

ShortBusTerror: you wanna go catch a movie or somthing

Koolgurly19: u think

Koolgurly19: no

Koolgurly19: i dont even know u

ShortBusTerror: i got shrek on vhs

ShortBusTerror: its mad phat yo

Koolgurly19: lol

ShortBusTerror: cuz hes like an ugly down to earth oger an what not

Koolgurly19: im not into shrek sorry

ShortBusTerror: aight thats cool

ShortBusTerror: i have a penis

ShortBusTerror: but yo u ever watch cartoon network

Koolgurly19: no i hardly ever watch tv

Koolgurly19: i have a pussy lol

ShortBusTerror: fukin dextors labratory is off the hook son

ShortBusTerror: oh word

Koolgurly19: son?

ShortBusTerror: yea

Koolgurly19: i hate that WORD

ShortBusTerror: ok

ShortBusTerror: ill use dun from now on

Koolgurly19: lol

Koolgurly19: u white

ShortBusTerror: are u "ghetto " or at all related to the "ghetto" mam?

Koolgurly19: not at all

Koolgurly19: im from hickville

ShortBusTerror: ok radical

ShortBusTerror: i can now be fully white

ShortBusTerror: but anyway penis what u up to

Koolgurly19: im not penis

ShortBusTerror: huh ?

Koolgurly19: who did u call penis

ShortBusTerror: i dont know what ur talking about

Koolgurly19: u said but anyway penis what u up to

ShortBusTerror: yea so what are u penis up to ?

Koolgurly19: u call me a penis again im tellin your mommy

ShortBusTerror: what the hell

Koolgurly19: lol

ShortBusTerror: im just tryin to have a cassual internet conversation an ur sayin such vulgar words

Koolgurly19: umm and like your not

Koolgurly19: u said it first

ShortBusTerror: look mam i thought u were cool

ShortBusTerror: apparently ur penisd up in the head

ShortBusTerror: penis

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Don't try and understand why I'm in here yet.. the prequel is coming.

 

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** 8/5/02 (8:38:33 PM) -Chat Room Chat No 29313253333228419041-

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You have just entered room "Chat No 29313253333228419041."

MORPHoner has entered the room.

MORPHoner: ILL STOMP UR PUSSY ASS

LIVEFIREHOUSE: will you?

MORPHoner: WANNA SEE

S e N s E r O k: were u at

LIVEFIREHOUSE: yeah.

MORPHoner: COME TO MY NEAIGHBORHOOD TOMMOROW

MORPHoner: OR ILL GO TO URS

LIVEFIREHOUSE: okay.. come to mine.

MORPHoner: TELL ME WHERE U LIVE AT

LIVEFIREHOUSE: my mom said i can't cross the street.

MORPHoner: UR MOM IS MY BITCH

MORPHoner: AND I SAY U CAN

S e N s E r O k: fukin pussy

LIVEFIREHOUSE: i live at 1652 Miller Dr. in NY..

MORPHoner: FO REAL

LIVEFIREHOUSE: find your way there.

LIVEFIREHOUSE: yeah i do.

MORPHoner: I AIONT FUKIN PLAYIN

MORPHoner: U TELL ME WHERE U LIVE PUSSY

LIVEFIREHOUSE: well.. come over then, kiddo.

MORPHoner: TELL ME WHERE

MORPHoner: BE A MAN

LIVEFIREHOUSE: 1652 Miller Dr. in NY..

LIVEFIREHOUSE: new york, new york.

LIVEFIREHOUSE: zip code is 42803

MORPHoner: TAKE RESPONSIBILITY 4 UR ACTIONS BITCH

LIVEFIREHOUSE: jesus, you're an idiot.

MORPHoner: UR A PUSS ASS NIGGU

LIVEFIREHOUSE: here i am telling you my full address..

LIVEFIREHOUSE: and you're just acting like i'm lying..

MORPHoner: WELL

LIVEFIREHOUSE: so your pussy ass dosen't have to show.

MORPHoner: NY IS GAY

MORPHoner: ITS ALL BOUT MIAMI

LIVEFIREHOUSE: what a fucking pussy.

S e N s E r O k: for sho

MORPHoner: COME DOWN HERE AND SAY THAT

LIVEFIREHOUSE: either be here tomorrow and get your ass killed or be a pussy.

LIVEFIREHOUSE: i know which one you're gonna pick

LIVEFIREHOUSE: so why don't you go the fuck outside and play.

LIVEFIREHOUSE: run along now, guys.

LIVEFIREHOUSE: don't get into too much trouble.

LIVEFIREHOUSE: goodnight.

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Said prequel.

 

S e N s E r O k: hi]

LIVEFIREHOUSE: 'ello.

S e N s E r O k: hi

S e N s E r O k: hi

LIVEFIREHOUSE: can i help you, son?

S e N s E r O k: bitch your a jit to me your 14 im 16 dont call me son if you do ill break yo neek

S e N s E r O k: ok

LIVEFIREHOUSE: my god.. you're fucking stupid.

S e N s E r O k: fuk you

LIVEFIREHOUSE: clearly i was fucking with your other friend..

S e N s E r O k: suk a nut

LIVEFIREHOUSE: i'm not 14.

LIVEFIREHOUSE: and i don't have a "neek" or whatever the fuck that is.

LIVEFIREHOUSE: do you even know how to break a neck?

LIVEFIREHOUSE: why don't you run the through it?

LIVEFIREHOUSE: grow the fuck up, idiot.

S e N s E r O k: shut up goto the chat

S e N s E r O k: faggggget ass were u liveee by i know u live in miami

LIVEFIREHOUSE: what the fuck did i just tell you idiots?

S e N s E r O k: fuk u come to the grove

LIVEFIREHOUSE: alrighty

LIVEFIREHOUSE: i'll be there

S e N s E r O k: when

LIVEFIREHOUSE: just wait.. and wear all pink so i can distinguish you

LIVEFIREHOUSE: tomorrow.

S e N s E r O k: naw u do that its yo favorite color

LIVEFIREHOUSE: that was almost (almost, mind you.) as clever as "I know you are but what am I."

LIVEFIREHOUSE: keep up the good work..

S e N s E r O k: shut up goto the grove

LIVEFIREHOUSE: i live in texas.

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Originally posted by CHEWBAKALLAH

ALLAH KILLAH: hey man

JoN3DoGG: whos this

ALLAH KILLAH: its kylie

ALLAH KILLAH: im using my friends

JoN3DoGG: hey

ALLAH KILLAH: thingy

ALLAH KILLAH: what are you up to

JoN3DoGG: nothin

JoN3DoGG: chillen

ALLAH KILLAH: why didnt you go to marks party

JoN3DoGG: didnt kno bout it?

ALLAH KILLAH: aqwwwww nigga, you missed the jam!

ALLAH KILLAH: that shit was wild

JoN3DoGG: lol

JoN3DoGG: i see

ALLAH KILLAH: you know katie?

JoN3DoGG: which one

ALLAH KILLAH: That white one, i dont know her last name

JoN3DoGG: ?

ALLAH KILLAH: brunette

ALLAH KILLAH: well, that bitch died yo

JoN3DoGG: grade?

ALLAH KILLAH: she o.d'd on the crack rock

ALLAH KILLAH: I think shes a junior

ALLAH KILLAH: Yo, me and her were like sisters yo

ALLAH KILLAH: are you drunk jon?

JoN3DoGG: not tonight

ALLAH KILLAH: why not

ALLAH KILLAH: its school night

ALLAH KILLAH: ?

JoN3DoGG: 1)no party

JoN3DoGG: 2)work tomm

ALLAH KILLAH: yo, you wanna skore some crack?

ALLAH KILLAH: 5 per rock son

JoN3DoGG: lol

ALLAH KILLAH: yo, but me and that bitch katie was like sisters jon

JoN3DoGG: u didnt even know her last name

ALLAH KILLAH: say whats goin on tommorow

JoN3DoGG: ?

ALLAH KILLAH: party wise

ALLAH KILLAH: i got a keg

JoN3DoGG: i dunno yet

JoN3DoGG: cool

JoN3DoGG: who is this

ALLAH KILLAH: this is kylie

JoN3DoGG: ya ok

ALLAH KILLAH: say nigga dont get slapped

ALLAH KILLAH: shit

ALLAH KILLAH: What set you claimin

ALLAH KILLAH: Yo, you know mark?

JoN3DoGG: yup

ALLAH KILLAH: whats his number, i havent talked to him in a while

JoN3DoGG: hes ur bf

JoN3DoGG: i dont know

ALLAH KILLAH: oh shit nigga i forgot

ALLAH KILLAH: yo that nigga cheated on me fool

ALLAH KILLAH: i almost shanked that asshole the other day man

ALLAH KILLAH: Yo peace out yo, my heroine is ready

ALLAH KILLAH: ill catch you tommorow

 

 

Oh my god.. I laughed sooo hard out loud when I read "yo that niggga cheated on me fool." You crack me up.

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Originally posted by AreYOUmyDad?

just some random gurl type thing stalker person imming thingy

 

 

 

ShortBusTerror: hey

Koolgurly19: whats up

ShortBusTerror: yea ur not cool ok

ShortBusTerror: so just stop

Koolgurly19: what u talkin about

ShortBusTerror: ever see ur mom an dad doin it on the couch that everyone sits on ?

ShortBusTerror: or maybe just ur mom an some guy she met

Koolgurly19: no

Koolgurly19: your sick

ShortBusTerror: yea thats whats up

ShortBusTerror: you wanna go catch a movie or somthing

Koolgurly19: u think

Koolgurly19: no

Koolgurly19: i dont even know u

ShortBusTerror: i got shrek on vhs

ShortBusTerror: its mad phat yo

Koolgurly19: lol

ShortBusTerror: cuz hes like an ugly down to earth oger an what not

Koolgurly19: im not into shrek sorry

ShortBusTerror: aight thats cool

ShortBusTerror: i have a penis

ShortBusTerror: but yo u ever watch cartoon network

Koolgurly19: no i hardly ever watch tv

Koolgurly19: i have a pussy lol

ShortBusTerror: fukin dextors labratory is off the hook son

ShortBusTerror: oh word

Koolgurly19: son?

ShortBusTerror: yea

Koolgurly19: i hate that WORD

ShortBusTerror: ok

ShortBusTerror: ill use dun from now on

Koolgurly19: lol

Koolgurly19: u white

ShortBusTerror: are u "ghetto " or at all related to the "ghetto" mam?

Koolgurly19: not at all

Koolgurly19: im from hickville

ShortBusTerror: ok radical

ShortBusTerror: i can now be fully white

ShortBusTerror: but anyway penis what u up to

Koolgurly19: im not penis

ShortBusTerror: huh ?

Koolgurly19: who did u call penis

ShortBusTerror: i dont know what ur talking about

Koolgurly19: u said but anyway penis what u up to

ShortBusTerror: yea so what are u penis up to ?

Koolgurly19: u call me a penis again im tellin your mommy

ShortBusTerror: what the hell

Koolgurly19: lol

ShortBusTerror: im just tryin to have a cassual internet conversation an ur sayin such vulgar words

Koolgurly19: umm and like your not

Koolgurly19: u said it first

ShortBusTerror: look mam i thought u were cool

ShortBusTerror: apparently ur penisd up in the head

ShortBusTerror: penis

 

 

 

this one is cool yo:)

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some aol chat room for jesus

just 3 people in the room

 

 

 

OnlineHost: *** You are in "Friends - Jesus Rules". ***

ShortBusTerror: hey whats up

MrKaboom4: hello

ShortBusTerror: yall love jesus too ?

MrKaboom4: hes cool

ShortBusTerror: yes he is

ShortBusTerror: does ur friend like jesus too ?

MrKaboom4: i lost touch with him though

ShortBusTerror: oh yea

ShortBusTerror: he touches me all the time

ShortBusTerror: somtimes i like to take out the bible an just masterbate profusly over an over again to it

MrKaboom4: fell back in to drugs

MrKaboom4: jesus loves u

ShortBusTerror: yea he does

ShortBusTerror: well i hope he does ya know

MrKaboom4: he will fogive u for that

ShortBusTerror: cuz boy would my face be red if all this masterbatin to his likeness was for nothing

MrKaboom4: and that also

ShortBusTerror: well nice talking to ya

ShortBusTerror: its bible study time again

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Ur AzN LvR (2:15:50 PM): you fuckin' whore

CornFlakes546 (2:15:57 PM): what?

Ur AzN LvR (2:16:04 PM): you fuckin' heard me.

Ur AzN LvR (2:16:15 PM): my friend tols me you're a whore

Ur AzN LvR (2:16:19 PM): told*

Ur AzN LvR (2:16:29 PM): i liked you too

Ur AzN LvR (2:17:28 PM): damn

Ur AzN LvR (2:17:35 PM): i really liked you a lot :-(

CornFlakes546 (2:17:37 PM): yer friend dunno what he talk bout kuz i aint no hore

Ur AzN LvR (2:17:45 PM): after hearing all this, i'm sad

Ur AzN LvR (2:18:02 PM): are you sure you're not a whore?

CornFlakes546 (2:18:12 PM): who are you??

Ur AzN LvR (2:18:22 PM): he said you had sex with 2 guys on the baseball team at once

CornFlakes546 (2:18:47 PM): ummmm what baseball team

CornFlakes546 (2:18:55 PM): wtf r u talkin bout?

CornFlakes546 (2:19:40 PM): do i even kno u?

Ur AzN LvR (2:19:49 PM): i was in your class

CornFlakes546 (2:19:49 PM): hello?

CornFlakes546 (2:20:03 PM): do u kno who this is?

Ur AzN LvR (2:20:14 PM): :-)

CornFlakes546 (2:20:31 PM): ummmm ok hold up calm down WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

Ur AzN LvR (2:20:54 PM): i'm not telling you my name. you were my little crush.

Ur AzN LvR (2:20:58 PM): i'd like to keep it that way

CornFlakes546 (2:21:17 PM): ok do u even know who this is?

Ur AzN LvR (2:21:39 PM): maybeeeee.

CornFlakes546 (2:21:43 PM): whats my name?

Ur AzN LvR (2:22:10 PM): *lol*

CornFlakes546 (2:22:47 PM): what school did u go to?

Ur AzN LvR (2:23:06 PM): what do you think my name is, bitch?1

CornFlakes546 (2:23:32 PM): i dunno

Ur AzN LvR (2:23:47 PM): guess...

CornFlakes546 (2:24:01 PM): bob...lol

CornFlakes546 (2:24:08 PM): frank

Ur AzN LvR (2:24:08 PM): lol

CornFlakes546 (2:24:12 PM): lol

CornFlakes546 (2:24:17 PM): edward

CornFlakes546 (2:24:20 PM): j/p

Ur AzN LvR (2:24:23 PM): :-)

CornFlakes546 (2:24:26 PM): tell me now

Ur AzN LvR (2:24:49 PM): why? it's cute having girls thinking.

Ur AzN LvR (2:24:52 PM): it's sexy

CornFlakes546 (2:25:32 PM): who do u think this is?>

Ur AzN LvR (2:25:51 PM): my crush

Ur AzN LvR (2:26:00 PM): *ex-crush

CornFlakes546 (2:26:04 PM): whats my name?

Ur AzN LvR (2:26:13 PM): you didn't say "butch"

CornFlakes546 (2:26:33 PM): u kno what... if u dont tell me who u think this is rite now im gonna blok u

Ur AzN LvR (2:26:43 PM): sigh

CornFlakes546 (2:26:49 PM): matt?

Ur AzN LvR (2:26:55 PM): can i tel you something?

CornFlakes546 (2:27:01 PM): yep

Ur AzN LvR (2:27:02 PM): matt? hee hee

CornFlakes546 (2:27:10 PM): is this matt?

Ur AzN LvR (2:27:14 PM): :-)

CornFlakes546 (2:27:24 PM): its matt?

Ur AzN LvR (2:27:29 PM): :-)

CornFlakes546 (2:27:40 PM): matthew dewrey?

Ur AzN LvR (2:27:54 PM): you know...

CornFlakes546 (2:28:07 PM): wow hi matt hows canada?

Ur AzN LvR (2:28:49 PM): why do you ask? HEE HEE

Ur AzN LvR (2:29:05 PM): guess what

CornFlakes546 (2:29:11 PM): wut

Ur AzN LvR (2:29:26 PM): before i IMed you, i finished jerking off to a picture i took of you.

CornFlakes546 (2:29:43 PM): ummmm.. brb

Ur AzN LvR (2:29:46 PM): ok

Ur AzN LvR (2:30:07 PM): hozerrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Ur AzN LvR (2:30:12 PM): you's a HOZERRRRRRRRR

CornFlakes546 (2:30:28 PM): shut the fuck up

CornFlakes546 (2:30:33 PM): brb

Ur AzN LvR (2:30:35 PM): why?

Ur AzN LvR (2:30:37 PM): where are you going?

CornFlakes546 (2:31:20 PM): i g2 sighn off 4 a sec

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oh man this was just sick an funny haha

 

 

 

 

TRAVELOutdoors: hi would you like to chat

ShortBusTerror: ok

ShortBusTerror: whats ur asl

TRAVELOutdoors: 47/m/upstate ny

ShortBusTerror: k

ShortBusTerror: im 13/f/pa

TRAVELOutdoors: what do like to do for hobbies

ShortBusTerror: lol

TRAVELOutdoors: why you lol

ShortBusTerror: i like to jerk diks

TRAVELOutdoors: oh

TRAVELOutdoors: is that it

TRAVELOutdoors: or you just like to watch what happins

ShortBusTerror: ohmm and finger my friends butt area and to lick his nuts too

 

TRAVELOutdoors: ever do that with an older man

ShortBusTerror: my brother

ShortBusTerror: hes 22

ShortBusTerror: lol hes funny cuz he cumz in my eyes

ShortBusTerror: an it stings a lil

TRAVELOutdoors: so you never did it with some one my age

TRAVELOutdoors: you ever done anything else

ShortBusTerror: i played with my dads dik when he was alseep

TRAVELOutdoors: just playing

ShortBusTerror: i rubbed it alot

TRAVELOutdoors: nothing more

ShortBusTerror: no

ShortBusTerror: just lots of rubbing

TRAVELOutdoors: have you thought about doing more

ShortBusTerror: like what

TRAVELOutdoors: suck or more

ShortBusTerror: i suck my brother all the time lol

ShortBusTerror: he likes to push me aroun on the floor an act pissed off

ShortBusTerror: but then i suk his dik an he doesnt push me then

TRAVELOutdoors: do you ever what to be fucked

ShortBusTerror: umm i dont know about that

ShortBusTerror: but my brother tried to already

ShortBusTerror: he put his dik in my left eye socket

ShortBusTerror: where my eye used to be

TRAVELOutdoors: can you tell me what you look like

ShortBusTerror: ok

ShortBusTerror: i have short brown hair almost bald and im 4'3'' an i weight 125 lbs

ShortBusTerror: people tell me i look like krs1

TRAVELOutdoors: i dont know krs1

ShortBusTerror: oh hes a raper

TRAVELOutdoors: what your bother doing trying to put hes dick in your eye socket

ShortBusTerror: i dunno

ShortBusTerror: he calls it skull fukin

TRAVELOutdoors: doesnt he know where to put it

ShortBusTerror: it kinda tingels an i feel smarter after hes dun

TRAVELOutdoors: are you a cop

ShortBusTerror: no

TRAVELOutdoors: i dont want to get in trouble

ShortBusTerror: how

TRAVELOutdoors: i dont know

maybe you and i would get together and i would

ShortBusTerror: ok u can come visit lol

ShortBusTerror: but only after 10 in the morning cuz thats when noones home

TRAVELOutdoors: you really mean it

 

ShortBusTerror: yea u want my adress

TRAVELOutdoors: yes

ShortBusTerror: k

ShortBusTerror: 720 pear st reading pa 19601

TRAVELOutdoors: do you have a phone number i can call

ShortBusTerror: yea

ShortBusTerror: but u have to call tomorow

ShortBusTerror: after 10 ok

ShortBusTerror: 610 371 9729

TRAVELOutdoors: ok

ShortBusTerror: k :-)

ShortBusTerror: im gonna go to bed but dont forget to call ok baby buttens

TRAVELOutdoors: ok

ShortBusTerror: bye

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Originally posted by boogie hands

i enjoyed this one....unfortunatly the "Deez Nuts" punchline is the only think ive really been able to get away with....give me a few more drinks and a couple of hours.....

 

ME: knock knock

lophat1414:

lophat1414: whos there

ME: dee

lophat1414: dee who

ME: DEEZ NUTTTTTTTTTTZZZZZZZZ.....block

 

hahahahahahahah thats great!!!! i love the other one too task force.... lol

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oh boogie this fuckers gonna be hard to get. we try it all the time and the just replies with music lyrics when he thinks he doesnt know you. keep trying he'll break after a while but i cant get nothing funny out of him.�

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Originally posted by test pattern

 

 

Pistol, where are you from and what does the "LP" in that screen name stand for?

 

(This isn't some attempt to be a jackass. I really want to know.)

 

AIM LPpartyanimal

stands for Lonely Persian

 

ask for pics!

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once again...its funny if your me or if youve been drinking...

 

me: hey!!!

me: dude!!!!

me: do you know who this is?!?!

TRAVELOutdoors: no

me: guess

TRAVELOutdoors: tell

me: no...your going to have to guess!!! its someone you know

me: i switched screen names

me: guess!!!

TRAVELOutdoors: phatlips18

me: no no...guess again

me: close...guess again

TRAVELOutdoors: no more guessing

me: alright...ill give you a hint...it starts with D

TRAVELOutdoors: if you dont tell me its bye

me: ok

me: its dee

me: remeber??

TRAVELOutdoors: trying to

me: you know....dee

me: DEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZ NUUUUUUUUUUUTZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!

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me: hey hey!!!

Crazylilcutie19: hey

Crazylilcutie19: who's this

me: a friend...how was shopping today:-)

Crazylilcutie19: umm

Crazylilcutie19: good

me: anything good?

Crazylilcutie19: a skirt and a shirt

Crazylilcutie19: why?

Crazylilcutie19: tell me who this is

me: well thats good....guess who this is

me: ??

Crazylilcutie19: umm

Crazylilcutie19: guy or girl?

me: mmmmm

Crazylilcutie19: meatwad411

me: youll have to guess

Crazylilcutie19: i dunno ur name

me: no?

Crazylilcutie19: umm

Crazylilcutie19: carlos?

me: ill give you a hint

Crazylilcutie19: ok

me: how was florida??

me: no....try again

Crazylilcutie19: lee?

me: wrong!!! hehe

me: yeah

Crazylilcutie19: matt?

Crazylilcutie19: j?

me: no...alright...another hint

me: my name starts with a D

Crazylilcutie19: umm

me: you dont now DEE?

Crazylilcutie19: yeah..

Crazylilcutie19: umm no

me: DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZ NUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!

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