test pattern Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 The thing is.. MORPHoner was such a jackass that he put %N instead of %n and the text string fucked up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jewish Task Force Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 The Lee Deluxe: d;uddee ME: dude The Lee Deluxe: what the fuc ksi up ME: chillin ME: what bout you The Lee Deluxe: killin peolple The Lee Deluxe: and huffin paint The Lee Deluxe: who's this? ME: guess ME: you know who it is dude, I just changed my name The Lee Deluxe: uhkk The Lee Deluxe: is this that black kid? The Lee Deluxe: i'm not gonna give you any paint dude ME: fuck no ME: I dont want your paint, I got my own The Lee Deluxe: CORY!~!~! KTHX!~!~! ME: talkin about paint, when are we going to paint The Lee Deluxe: paint what ME: whatever The Lee Deluxe: franks face The Lee Deluxe: with blood... The Lee Deluxe: thhis is cory right?:- ME: hell yeah, pink and orange ME: yeah The Lee Deluxe: you too good for one screen name? ME: yes ME: way too good The Lee Deluxe: i got a license The Lee Deluxe: and a car ME: NO SHIT!!! The Lee Deluxe: yea ME: lets do this like buddists The Lee Deluxe: how do they do it ME: very carefully Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 Originally posted by Jewish Task Force The Lee Deluxe: d;uddee ME: dude The Lee Deluxe: what the fuc ksi up ME: chillin ME: what bout you The Lee Deluxe: killin peolple The Lee Deluxe: and huffin paint The Lee Deluxe: who's this? ME: guess ME: you know who it is dude, I just changed my name The Lee Deluxe: uhkk The Lee Deluxe: is this that black kid? The Lee Deluxe: i'm not gonna give you any paint dude ME: fuck no ME: I dont want your paint, I got my own The Lee Deluxe: CORY!~!~! KTHX!~!~! ME: talkin about paint, when are we going to paint The Lee Deluxe: paint what ME: whatever The Lee Deluxe: franks face The Lee Deluxe: with blood... The Lee Deluxe: thhis is cory right?:- ME: hell yeah, pink and orange ME: yeah The Lee Deluxe: you too good for one screen name? ME: yes ME: way too good The Lee Deluxe: i got a license The Lee Deluxe: and a car ME: NO SHIT!!! The Lee Deluxe: yea ME: lets do this like buddists The Lee Deluxe: how do they do it ME: very carefully NO WONDER THAT FUCKER WAS JUST ASKING ME IF I HUFFED MORE PAINT.. I thought he was talking about spraypaint because of graffiti. The log I posted was not The Lee Deluxe.. it was his friend on his screen name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 xDerTx (3:14:45 AM): How would I get there and back? xDerTx (3:14:47 AM): Gomer. XMyl0x (3:15:07 AM): thats not my department let me transfer you... XMyl0x (3:15:35 AM): this is transportation speaking, how may i help you?? xDerTx (3:15:53 AM): Umm, yes, I need the operator... XMyl0x (3:16:07 AM): hang on... XMyl0x (3:16:17 AM): operator... XMyl0x (3:16:33 AM): hello.... xDerTx (3:16:35 AM): Um, yes, what's your home phone number and address.... xDerTx (3:17:04 AM): I'm calling to inform you that you've won a free Instant Message from "xDerTx", to receive your instant message, look at the screen now. XMyl0x (3:17:21 AM): thats not my department, let me transfer you... XMyl0x (3:17:57 AM): addresses and #'s here, how may i help you??? xDerTx (3:18:06 AM): Hi! xDerTx (3:18:08 AM): Congradulations, I'm calling to inform you that you've won a free Instant Message from "xDerTx", to receive your instant message, look at the screen now. XMyl0x (3:18:41 AM): I WON!!!!! I WON!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jewish Task Force Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 ME: yo HansomeBoyGradu8: hello? ME: hey handsome boy ME: how are you today? HansomeBoyGradu8: uh, that depends ME: on what? HansomeBoyGradu8: whom im speakin to ME: take a guess HansomeBoyGradu8: 2pac? ME: what?!?! ME: hell no ME: take another guess HansomeBoyGradu8: um..... HansomeBoyGradu8: jennifer charles? ME: nope HansomeBoyGradu8: uh HansomeBoyGradu8: ??? ME: oh my god man, I cant believe you dont know who this is ME: Im hurt dude HansomeBoyGradu8: well, your sn is jumbled letters HansomeBoyGradu8: and your IMing me out of the blue here ME: I changed my name HansomeBoyGradu8: ok check this, u gimme a name or your getting blocked ME: dee HansomeBoyGradu8: m/f? ME: m HansomeBoyGradu8: i dont know any dee ME: dude, I cant believe you, you dont remember me from that night ME: you were kinda drunk, but you were so cute ME: we went back to my place HansomeBoyGradu8: sorry, i dont go back to doods places ME: you were pretty drunk HansomeBoyGradu8: nah, doesnt happen HansomeBoyGradu8: faggerio ME: you give great head, Id love to fuck again HansomeBoyGradu8: give up the charade, im blockin you out in 15 seconds ME: ok its me, Jennifer ME: I had you didnt I? HansomeBoyGradu8: cat lady? ME: pussy lady to you! HansomeBoyGradu8: ahem HansomeBoyGradu8: careful elex is here HansomeBoyGradu8: and your arousing him ME: sorry, I had some wine HansomeBoyGradu8: your home by yourself drinking? ME: yeah come over ME: both of you HansomeBoyGradu8: ok, who is this? ME: Jennifer HansomeBoyGradu8: lies ME: no ME: well just you can come over, Im bored HansomeBoyGradu8: how bout u come over here, my moms outta town ME: but all my toys are here HansomeBoyGradu8: like what ME: come over and see HansomeBoyGradu8: i dont believe im talkin to jennifer ME: I had alot of wine, I have more ME: Im really depressed HansomeBoyGradu8: gimme some proof ME: the proof is in the pudding HansomeBoyGradu8: tell me somethin only jenny would know ME: you have a smal dick HansomeBoyGradu8: ok karen HansomeBoyGradu8: u loose ME: YOU GOT ME!!!! ME: what are you guys doing? HansomeBoyGradu8: circle jerking ME: sounds fun HansomeBoyGradu8: wanna eat the bread? ME: maybe HansomeBoyGradu8: ozzy says hello ME: who else is there? HansomeBoyGradu8: cher ME: Is MJ there? HansomeBoyGradu8: why u want? ME: I want you big boy HansomeBoyGradu8: ozzy'll trade some mj for a bj ME: no way HansomeBoyGradu8: lol ME: is it good? HansomeBoyGradu8: i dont smoke, i couldnt tell u HansomeBoyGradu8: i was gonna get a 6 from the store for me ME: you want me to bring some over? HansomeBoyGradu8: ok ME: what brand? HansomeBoyGradu8: something smooth ME: I want some Heinekin, what about you? HansomeBoyGradu8: thatll work ME: ok ME: Tell Ozzy that I might take him up on the offer. But he has to return the favor, HansomeBoyGradu8: sounds like a plan man ME: as long as you get to watch HansomeBoyGradu8: ok, now he wants to go over there HansomeBoyGradu8: ....but no bane ME: no what? HansomeBoyGradu8: (brett) ME: hey HansomeBoyGradu8: just come by ME: so you arent coming over here? ME: you want me to bring some freinds? HansomeBoyGradu8: im, um, not a team player HansomeBoyGradu8: ok ME: like who? HansomeBoyGradu8: ozzy says if u take any longer, hes gonna leave ME: do you have condoms? HansomeBoyGradu8: we raw dawgs ova hea ME: Im on my way, tell him he better be ready. Full Mast This guy is an idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FromTheHeart Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 ^ nice job rolling with the punches , you should of convince him to take it to Jens or karens(whoever gayboy graduate thought he was talking to) place , funny regardless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jewish Task Force Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 He wasnt really going for it, they were too busy having a sausage party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 MORPHoner and I. LIVEFIREHOUSE: y0 LIVEFIREHOUSE: u a graffor??????!!! MORPHoner: Y? MORPHoner: R U? LIVEFIREHOUSE: cuz i am a b0mbor MORPHoner: WATCHU WRITE? LIVEFIREHOUSE: TEKR ONEROKR LIVEFIREHOUSE: so i guess u write morph huh MORPHoner: NEVER HEARD OF U MORPHoner: YUH MORPHoner: WAT SKOOL U GO TO? LIVEFIREHOUSE: yea i am mad underground writer LIVEFIREHOUSE: wtf u wanna no dat shit fo man LIVEFIREHOUSE: skool is for chumps MORPHoner: NAW LIVEFIREHOUSE: why a hardkore bombr wanna get online LIVEFIREHOUSE: and talk about skool MORPHoner: ITS A PLACE OF HIGH LEARNING LIVEFIREHOUSE: haha i just hang out with my boyz and smoke pot instead of doin it like a 8th grador in da bathroom LIVEFIREHOUSE: yanawhaimsayn??? LIVEFIREHOUSE: so u got any flix??? MORPHoner: U? LIVEFIREHOUSE: yoyo dawg fix ur info man sheyit LIVEFIREHOUSE: sence u used capitil N isntead of lowercase n LIVEFIREHOUSE: the shit fuked up LIVEFIREHOUSE: yea i gotz flix bro MORPHoner: WANNA SHO ME? LIVEFIREHOUSE: yea man LIVEFIREHOUSE: sec man lemme find em LIVEFIREHOUSE: they is hidden on my computer somewhere.. in all this mess LIVEFIREHOUSE: where u from MORPHoner: MIAMI LIVEFIREHOUSE wants to directly connect. MORPHoner is now directly connected. LIVEFIREHOUSE: here is my sickest bomb yet dood MORPHoner: OK LIVEFIREHOUSE: (I sent that picture from http://www.cheesythighs.com/metoday.jpg ) MORPHoner direct connection is closed. LIVEFIREHOUSE: sorry the handstyle is a bit wak.. i just now learning that shit nawwhaimen??? LIVEFIREHOUSE: 8-) MORPHoner: YO LIVEFIREHOUSE: fucking jackass. LIVEFIREHOUSE: SUP FOOL MORPHoner: WHO R U? LIVEFIREHOUSE: a bombr MORPHoner: FUKS UR PROBLEM SENDING ME SIK ASS SHIT AND CALLIN ME FOOL MORPHoner: RESPECT ME NIGGU MORPHoner: DONT FUK WIT ME LIVEFIREHOUSE: i'll respect you.. when you stop calling me niggu.. it's not like i'm some kind of fucking genie. what the fuck is niggu? MORPHoner: FINE W/E MORPHoner: LEAVE ME ALONE MORPHoner: TOY MORPHoner: TOY LIVEFIREHOUSE: yeah man yeah.. like totally w/e man.. MORPHoner: TOY MORPHoner: TOY MORPHoner: TOY MORPHoner: TOY MORPHoner: TOY LIVEFIREHOUSE: how the fuck are you gonna call my shit toy??? THAT ASSCRACK WAS DOPE.. LIVEFIREHOUSE: did you see my fill??? LIVEFIREHOUSE: SHIT WAS CLEAN.. MORPHoner: DIK FACE ASS MOTHERFUKER MORPHoner: STOP IMING BITCH LIVEFIREHOUSE: because that wasn't stupid..? MORPHoner: GO AWAY LIVEFIREHOUSE: MORPHoner.. i just wanna see your killer stylez man... LIVEFIREHOUSE: Y R U H8N MORPHoner: BCUZ UR A SIK LITTLE KID LIVEFIREHOUSE: IM NOT LITTLE IM 14 MORPHoner: UR A LITTLE KID TOY LIVEFIREHOUSE: YEA RIGHT MAN U R JUST JELIS CAUSE IM FUCKIN SICK AND I LAY OUT BURNER STYLEZ MORPHoner: UR GAY MORPHoner: IMA STOMP UR ASS LITTLE BOY LIVEFIREHOUSE: AH SHIT YEA RIGHT MAN U TRIPPIN MORPHoner: WANNA COME BY MY CRIB TOMMOROW AND WELL SEE WHOS TRIPPIN MORPHoner: COME ON LITTLE BOY MORPHoner: ASK UR MOM TO BRING U MORPHoner: ILL ASK HER WEN I SEE HER LATR MORPHoner: NA MEAN' LIVEFIREHOUSE: YEA MAN DAT BITCH GOT MORE CLAP THAN AN AUDITORIUM LIVEFIREHOUSE: "NA MEAN'?????" MORPHoner: PUSSY ASS NIGGU MORPHoner: COME ON PUNKASS MOTHERFUKER MORPHoner: BITCH MORPHoner: TOY LIVEFIREHOUSE: :D LIVEFIREHOUSE: tell your lackies that i haven't seen more graffiti trends since i went to the sprite.com site.. MORPHoner: WTF MORPHoner: WUT R U TASLKIN BOUT LIVEFIREHOUSE: yeah.. i figured it'd be right over your head. MORPHoner: LACKIES? MORPHoner: UR FUKIN GAY MORPHoner: NERD LIVEFIREHOUSE: jesus christ.. you're dense. MORPHoner: POKET PROTECTOR ASS MUTHERFUKER LIVEFIREHOUSE: :-* MORPHoner: UR DIK IS DENSE MORPHoner: UR MOM SAID SO LIVEFIREHOUSE: say no more MORPHoner.. just kiss me. MORPHoner: BITCH MORPHoner: WASSUP BITCH LIVEFIREHOUSE: (on the lips this time.. you sly dog, you.) MORPHoner: MORPHONER*FHCRUE MORPHoner: WASSUP U FAGGAT MORPHoner: CHILL OUT LITTLE GAY BITCH MORPHoner: SAVE UR HORMONES FOR UR DOG LIVEFIREHOUSE: TEKRONEROKR*STR8 GANGSTOR CREW LIVEFIREHOUSE: i'm as gay as the day is long.. LIVEFIREHOUSE: and i'm twice as sensative.. LIVEFIREHOUSE: so please.. tone your language down. MORPHoner: LIVEFIREHOUSE: TEKRONEROKR*STR8 GAYSTOR CRUE LIVEFIREHOUSE: :-D LIVEFIREHOUSE: so.. how old are you? LIVEFIREHOUSE: fuck it.. i'm gonna wrap it up. LIVEFIREHOUSE: "FUK U %N AND HEAVE A NICE DAY!!!!!!" MORPHoner: WTF DO U WANT BITCH LIVEFIREHOUSE: have a blast, champ. MORPHoner signed off at 8:29:59 PM. --------- What a fucking moron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 Some footnotes. I do not write Tekr Onerokr. His "lackies" were the personalities who messaged me after I started fucking with him. Senserok and some others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AreYOUmyDad? Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 just some random gurl type thing stalker person imming thingy ShortBusTerror: hey Koolgurly19: whats up ShortBusTerror: yea ur not cool ok ShortBusTerror: so just stop Koolgurly19: what u talkin about ShortBusTerror: ever see ur mom an dad doin it on the couch that everyone sits on ? ShortBusTerror: or maybe just ur mom an some guy she met Koolgurly19: no Koolgurly19: your sick ShortBusTerror: yea thats whats up ShortBusTerror: you wanna go catch a movie or somthing Koolgurly19: u think Koolgurly19: no Koolgurly19: i dont even know u ShortBusTerror: i got shrek on vhs ShortBusTerror: its mad phat yo Koolgurly19: lol ShortBusTerror: cuz hes like an ugly down to earth oger an what not Koolgurly19: im not into shrek sorry ShortBusTerror: aight thats cool ShortBusTerror: i have a penis ShortBusTerror: but yo u ever watch cartoon network Koolgurly19: no i hardly ever watch tv Koolgurly19: i have a pussy lol ShortBusTerror: fukin dextors labratory is off the hook son ShortBusTerror: oh word Koolgurly19: son? ShortBusTerror: yea Koolgurly19: i hate that WORD ShortBusTerror: ok ShortBusTerror: ill use dun from now on Koolgurly19: lol Koolgurly19: u white ShortBusTerror: are u "ghetto " or at all related to the "ghetto" mam? Koolgurly19: not at all Koolgurly19: im from hickville ShortBusTerror: ok radical ShortBusTerror: i can now be fully white ShortBusTerror: but anyway penis what u up to Koolgurly19: im not penis ShortBusTerror: huh ? Koolgurly19: who did u call penis ShortBusTerror: i dont know what ur talking about Koolgurly19: u said but anyway penis what u up to ShortBusTerror: yea so what are u penis up to ? Koolgurly19: u call me a penis again im tellin your mommy ShortBusTerror: what the hell Koolgurly19: lol ShortBusTerror: im just tryin to have a cassual internet conversation an ur sayin such vulgar words Koolgurly19: umm and like your not Koolgurly19: u said it first ShortBusTerror: look mam i thought u were cool ShortBusTerror: apparently ur penisd up in the head ShortBusTerror: penis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 Don't try and understand why I'm in here yet.. the prequel is coming. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ** 8/5/02 (8:38:33 PM) -Chat Room Chat No 29313253333228419041- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You have just entered room "Chat No 29313253333228419041." MORPHoner has entered the room. MORPHoner: ILL STOMP UR PUSSY ASS LIVEFIREHOUSE: will you? MORPHoner: WANNA SEE S e N s E r O k: were u at LIVEFIREHOUSE: yeah. MORPHoner: COME TO MY NEAIGHBORHOOD TOMMOROW MORPHoner: OR ILL GO TO URS LIVEFIREHOUSE: okay.. come to mine. MORPHoner: TELL ME WHERE U LIVE AT LIVEFIREHOUSE: my mom said i can't cross the street. MORPHoner: UR MOM IS MY BITCH MORPHoner: AND I SAY U CAN S e N s E r O k: fukin pussy LIVEFIREHOUSE: i live at 1652 Miller Dr. in NY.. MORPHoner: FO REAL LIVEFIREHOUSE: find your way there. LIVEFIREHOUSE: yeah i do. MORPHoner: I AIONT FUKIN PLAYIN MORPHoner: U TELL ME WHERE U LIVE PUSSY LIVEFIREHOUSE: well.. come over then, kiddo. MORPHoner: TELL ME WHERE MORPHoner: BE A MAN LIVEFIREHOUSE: 1652 Miller Dr. in NY.. LIVEFIREHOUSE: new york, new york. LIVEFIREHOUSE: zip code is 42803 MORPHoner: TAKE RESPONSIBILITY 4 UR ACTIONS BITCH LIVEFIREHOUSE: jesus, you're an idiot. MORPHoner: UR A PUSS ASS NIGGU LIVEFIREHOUSE: here i am telling you my full address.. LIVEFIREHOUSE: and you're just acting like i'm lying.. MORPHoner: WELL LIVEFIREHOUSE: so your pussy ass dosen't have to show. MORPHoner: NY IS GAY MORPHoner: ITS ALL BOUT MIAMI LIVEFIREHOUSE: what a fucking pussy. S e N s E r O k: for sho MORPHoner: COME DOWN HERE AND SAY THAT LIVEFIREHOUSE: either be here tomorrow and get your ass killed or be a pussy. LIVEFIREHOUSE: i know which one you're gonna pick LIVEFIREHOUSE: so why don't you go the fuck outside and play. LIVEFIREHOUSE: run along now, guys. LIVEFIREHOUSE: don't get into too much trouble. LIVEFIREHOUSE: goodnight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 Said prequel. S e N s E r O k: hi] LIVEFIREHOUSE: 'ello. S e N s E r O k: hi S e N s E r O k: hi LIVEFIREHOUSE: can i help you, son? S e N s E r O k: bitch your a jit to me your 14 im 16 dont call me son if you do ill break yo neek S e N s E r O k: ok LIVEFIREHOUSE: my god.. you're fucking stupid. S e N s E r O k: fuk you LIVEFIREHOUSE: clearly i was fucking with your other friend.. S e N s E r O k: suk a nut LIVEFIREHOUSE: i'm not 14. LIVEFIREHOUSE: and i don't have a "neek" or whatever the fuck that is. LIVEFIREHOUSE: do you even know how to break a neck? LIVEFIREHOUSE: why don't you run the through it? LIVEFIREHOUSE: grow the fuck up, idiot. S e N s E r O k: shut up goto the chat S e N s E r O k: faggggget ass were u liveee by i know u live in miami LIVEFIREHOUSE: what the fuck did i just tell you idiots? S e N s E r O k: fuk u come to the grove LIVEFIREHOUSE: alrighty LIVEFIREHOUSE: i'll be there S e N s E r O k: when LIVEFIREHOUSE: just wait.. and wear all pink so i can distinguish you LIVEFIREHOUSE: tomorrow. S e N s E r O k: naw u do that its yo favorite color LIVEFIREHOUSE: that was almost (almost, mind you.) as clever as "I know you are but what am I." LIVEFIREHOUSE: keep up the good work.. S e N s E r O k: shut up goto the grove LIVEFIREHOUSE: i live in texas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 Originally posted by CHEWBAKALLAH ALLAH KILLAH: hey man JoN3DoGG: whos this ALLAH KILLAH: its kylie ALLAH KILLAH: im using my friends JoN3DoGG: hey ALLAH KILLAH: thingy ALLAH KILLAH: what are you up to JoN3DoGG: nothin JoN3DoGG: chillen ALLAH KILLAH: why didnt you go to marks party JoN3DoGG: didnt kno bout it? ALLAH KILLAH: aqwwwww nigga, you missed the jam! ALLAH KILLAH: that shit was wild JoN3DoGG: lol JoN3DoGG: i see ALLAH KILLAH: you know katie? JoN3DoGG: which one ALLAH KILLAH: That white one, i dont know her last name JoN3DoGG: ? ALLAH KILLAH: brunette ALLAH KILLAH: well, that bitch died yo JoN3DoGG: grade? ALLAH KILLAH: she o.d'd on the crack rock ALLAH KILLAH: I think shes a junior ALLAH KILLAH: Yo, me and her were like sisters yo ALLAH KILLAH: are you drunk jon? JoN3DoGG: not tonight ALLAH KILLAH: why not ALLAH KILLAH: its school night ALLAH KILLAH: ? JoN3DoGG: 1)no party JoN3DoGG: 2)work tomm ALLAH KILLAH: yo, you wanna skore some crack? ALLAH KILLAH: 5 per rock son JoN3DoGG: lol ALLAH KILLAH: yo, but me and that bitch katie was like sisters jon JoN3DoGG: u didnt even know her last name ALLAH KILLAH: say whats goin on tommorow JoN3DoGG: ? ALLAH KILLAH: party wise ALLAH KILLAH: i got a keg JoN3DoGG: i dunno yet JoN3DoGG: cool JoN3DoGG: who is this ALLAH KILLAH: this is kylie JoN3DoGG: ya ok ALLAH KILLAH: say nigga dont get slapped ALLAH KILLAH: shit ALLAH KILLAH: What set you claimin ALLAH KILLAH: Yo, you know mark? JoN3DoGG: yup ALLAH KILLAH: whats his number, i havent talked to him in a while JoN3DoGG: hes ur bf JoN3DoGG: i dont know ALLAH KILLAH: oh shit nigga i forgot ALLAH KILLAH: yo that nigga cheated on me fool ALLAH KILLAH: i almost shanked that asshole the other day man ALLAH KILLAH: Yo peace out yo, my heroine is ready ALLAH KILLAH: ill catch you tommorow Oh my god.. I laughed sooo hard out loud when I read "yo that niggga cheated on me fool." You crack me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest THEdude Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 Originally posted by AreYOUmyDad? just some random gurl type thing stalker person imming thingy ShortBusTerror: hey Koolgurly19: whats up ShortBusTerror: yea ur not cool ok ShortBusTerror: so just stop Koolgurly19: what u talkin about ShortBusTerror: ever see ur mom an dad doin it on the couch that everyone sits on ? ShortBusTerror: or maybe just ur mom an some guy she met Koolgurly19: no Koolgurly19: your sick ShortBusTerror: yea thats whats up ShortBusTerror: you wanna go catch a movie or somthing Koolgurly19: u think Koolgurly19: no Koolgurly19: i dont even know u ShortBusTerror: i got shrek on vhs ShortBusTerror: its mad phat yo Koolgurly19: lol ShortBusTerror: cuz hes like an ugly down to earth oger an what not Koolgurly19: im not into shrek sorry ShortBusTerror: aight thats cool ShortBusTerror: i have a penis ShortBusTerror: but yo u ever watch cartoon network Koolgurly19: no i hardly ever watch tv Koolgurly19: i have a pussy lol ShortBusTerror: fukin dextors labratory is off the hook son ShortBusTerror: oh word Koolgurly19: son? ShortBusTerror: yea Koolgurly19: i hate that WORD ShortBusTerror: ok ShortBusTerror: ill use dun from now on Koolgurly19: lol Koolgurly19: u white ShortBusTerror: are u "ghetto " or at all related to the "ghetto" mam? Koolgurly19: not at all Koolgurly19: im from hickville ShortBusTerror: ok radical ShortBusTerror: i can now be fully white ShortBusTerror: but anyway penis what u up to Koolgurly19: im not penis ShortBusTerror: huh ? Koolgurly19: who did u call penis ShortBusTerror: i dont know what ur talking about Koolgurly19: u said but anyway penis what u up to ShortBusTerror: yea so what are u penis up to ? Koolgurly19: u call me a penis again im tellin your mommy ShortBusTerror: what the hell Koolgurly19: lol ShortBusTerror: im just tryin to have a cassual internet conversation an ur sayin such vulgar words Koolgurly19: umm and like your not Koolgurly19: u said it first ShortBusTerror: look mam i thought u were cool ShortBusTerror: apparently ur penisd up in the head ShortBusTerror: penis this one is cool yo:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtysicks Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 Crank instant messages....thats the new shit!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jewish Task Force Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 Its kinda fun when their freinds start Iming you out of nowhere trying to get you back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AreYOUmyDad? Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 some aol chat room for jesus just 3 people in the room OnlineHost: *** You are in "Friends - Jesus Rules". *** ShortBusTerror: hey whats up MrKaboom4: hello ShortBusTerror: yall love jesus too ? MrKaboom4: hes cool ShortBusTerror: yes he is ShortBusTerror: does ur friend like jesus too ? MrKaboom4: i lost touch with him though ShortBusTerror: oh yea ShortBusTerror: he touches me all the time ShortBusTerror: somtimes i like to take out the bible an just masterbate profusly over an over again to it MrKaboom4: fell back in to drugs MrKaboom4: jesus loves u ShortBusTerror: yea he does ShortBusTerror: well i hope he does ya know MrKaboom4: he will fogive u for that ShortBusTerror: cuz boy would my face be red if all this masterbatin to his likeness was for nothing MrKaboom4: and that also ShortBusTerror: well nice talking to ya ShortBusTerror: its bible study time again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sect one Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 johnnyblaze31586 IS on 11:37A.M. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 Ur AzN LvR (2:15:50 PM): you fuckin' whore CornFlakes546 (2:15:57 PM): what? Ur AzN LvR (2:16:04 PM): you fuckin' heard me. Ur AzN LvR (2:16:15 PM): my friend tols me you're a whore Ur AzN LvR (2:16:19 PM): told* Ur AzN LvR (2:16:29 PM): i liked you too Ur AzN LvR (2:17:28 PM): damn Ur AzN LvR (2:17:35 PM): i really liked you a lot :-( CornFlakes546 (2:17:37 PM): yer friend dunno what he talk bout kuz i aint no hore Ur AzN LvR (2:17:45 PM): after hearing all this, i'm sad Ur AzN LvR (2:18:02 PM): are you sure you're not a whore? CornFlakes546 (2:18:12 PM): who are you?? Ur AzN LvR (2:18:22 PM): he said you had sex with 2 guys on the baseball team at once CornFlakes546 (2:18:47 PM): ummmm what baseball team CornFlakes546 (2:18:55 PM): wtf r u talkin bout? CornFlakes546 (2:19:40 PM): do i even kno u? Ur AzN LvR (2:19:49 PM): i was in your class CornFlakes546 (2:19:49 PM): hello? CornFlakes546 (2:20:03 PM): do u kno who this is? Ur AzN LvR (2:20:14 PM): :-) CornFlakes546 (2:20:31 PM): ummmm ok hold up calm down WHAT IS YOUR NAME? Ur AzN LvR (2:20:54 PM): i'm not telling you my name. you were my little crush. Ur AzN LvR (2:20:58 PM): i'd like to keep it that way CornFlakes546 (2:21:17 PM): ok do u even know who this is? Ur AzN LvR (2:21:39 PM): maybeeeee. CornFlakes546 (2:21:43 PM): whats my name? Ur AzN LvR (2:22:10 PM): *lol* CornFlakes546 (2:22:47 PM): what school did u go to? Ur AzN LvR (2:23:06 PM): what do you think my name is, bitch?1 CornFlakes546 (2:23:32 PM): i dunno Ur AzN LvR (2:23:47 PM): guess... CornFlakes546 (2:24:01 PM): bob...lol CornFlakes546 (2:24:08 PM): frank Ur AzN LvR (2:24:08 PM): lol CornFlakes546 (2:24:12 PM): lol CornFlakes546 (2:24:17 PM): edward CornFlakes546 (2:24:20 PM): j/p Ur AzN LvR (2:24:23 PM): :-) CornFlakes546 (2:24:26 PM): tell me now Ur AzN LvR (2:24:49 PM): why? it's cute having girls thinking. Ur AzN LvR (2:24:52 PM): it's sexy CornFlakes546 (2:25:32 PM): who do u think this is?> Ur AzN LvR (2:25:51 PM): my crush Ur AzN LvR (2:26:00 PM): *ex-crush CornFlakes546 (2:26:04 PM): whats my name? Ur AzN LvR (2:26:13 PM): you didn't say "butch" CornFlakes546 (2:26:33 PM): u kno what... if u dont tell me who u think this is rite now im gonna blok u Ur AzN LvR (2:26:43 PM): sigh CornFlakes546 (2:26:49 PM): matt? Ur AzN LvR (2:26:55 PM): can i tel you something? CornFlakes546 (2:27:01 PM): yep Ur AzN LvR (2:27:02 PM): matt? hee hee CornFlakes546 (2:27:10 PM): is this matt? Ur AzN LvR (2:27:14 PM): :-) CornFlakes546 (2:27:24 PM): its matt? Ur AzN LvR (2:27:29 PM): :-) CornFlakes546 (2:27:40 PM): matthew dewrey? Ur AzN LvR (2:27:54 PM): you know... CornFlakes546 (2:28:07 PM): wow hi matt hows canada? Ur AzN LvR (2:28:49 PM): why do you ask? HEE HEE Ur AzN LvR (2:29:05 PM): guess what CornFlakes546 (2:29:11 PM): wut Ur AzN LvR (2:29:26 PM): before i IMed you, i finished jerking off to a picture i took of you. CornFlakes546 (2:29:43 PM): ummmm.. brb Ur AzN LvR (2:29:46 PM): ok Ur AzN LvR (2:30:07 PM): hozerrrrrrrrrrrrrr Ur AzN LvR (2:30:12 PM): you's a HOZERRRRRRRRR CornFlakes546 (2:30:28 PM): shut the fuck up CornFlakes546 (2:30:33 PM): brb Ur AzN LvR (2:30:35 PM): why? Ur AzN LvR (2:30:37 PM): where are you going? CornFlakes546 (2:31:20 PM): i g2 sighn off 4 a sec Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jewish Task Force Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 Thats too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AreYOUmyDad? Posted August 7, 2002 Share Posted August 7, 2002 oh man this was just sick an funny haha TRAVELOutdoors: hi would you like to chat ShortBusTerror: ok ShortBusTerror: whats ur asl TRAVELOutdoors: 47/m/upstate ny ShortBusTerror: k ShortBusTerror: im 13/f/pa TRAVELOutdoors: what do like to do for hobbies ShortBusTerror: lol TRAVELOutdoors: why you lol ShortBusTerror: i like to jerk diks TRAVELOutdoors: oh TRAVELOutdoors: is that it TRAVELOutdoors: or you just like to watch what happins ShortBusTerror: ohmm and finger my friends butt area and to lick his nuts too TRAVELOutdoors: ever do that with an older man ShortBusTerror: my brother ShortBusTerror: hes 22 ShortBusTerror: lol hes funny cuz he cumz in my eyes ShortBusTerror: an it stings a lil TRAVELOutdoors: so you never did it with some one my age TRAVELOutdoors: you ever done anything else ShortBusTerror: i played with my dads dik when he was alseep TRAVELOutdoors: just playing ShortBusTerror: i rubbed it alot TRAVELOutdoors: nothing more ShortBusTerror: no ShortBusTerror: just lots of rubbing TRAVELOutdoors: have you thought about doing more ShortBusTerror: like what TRAVELOutdoors: suck or more ShortBusTerror: i suck my brother all the time lol ShortBusTerror: he likes to push me aroun on the floor an act pissed off ShortBusTerror: but then i suk his dik an he doesnt push me then TRAVELOutdoors: do you ever what to be fucked ShortBusTerror: umm i dont know about that ShortBusTerror: but my brother tried to already ShortBusTerror: he put his dik in my left eye socket ShortBusTerror: where my eye used to be TRAVELOutdoors: can you tell me what you look like ShortBusTerror: ok ShortBusTerror: i have short brown hair almost bald and im 4'3'' an i weight 125 lbs ShortBusTerror: people tell me i look like krs1 TRAVELOutdoors: i dont know krs1 ShortBusTerror: oh hes a raper TRAVELOutdoors: what your bother doing trying to put hes dick in your eye socket ShortBusTerror: i dunno ShortBusTerror: he calls it skull fukin TRAVELOutdoors: doesnt he know where to put it ShortBusTerror: it kinda tingels an i feel smarter after hes dun TRAVELOutdoors: are you a cop ShortBusTerror: no TRAVELOutdoors: i dont want to get in trouble ShortBusTerror: how TRAVELOutdoors: i dont know maybe you and i would get together and i would ShortBusTerror: ok u can come visit lol ShortBusTerror: but only after 10 in the morning cuz thats when noones home TRAVELOutdoors: you really mean it ShortBusTerror: yea u want my adress TRAVELOutdoors: yes ShortBusTerror: k ShortBusTerror: 720 pear st reading pa 19601 TRAVELOutdoors: do you have a phone number i can call ShortBusTerror: yea ShortBusTerror: but u have to call tomorow ShortBusTerror: after 10 ok ShortBusTerror: 610 371 9729 TRAVELOutdoors: ok ShortBusTerror: k :-) ShortBusTerror: im gonna go to bed but dont forget to call ok baby buttens TRAVELOutdoors: ok ShortBusTerror: bye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SPLINTER Posted August 8, 2002 Share Posted August 8, 2002 try TheNobleOgre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FromTheHeart Posted August 8, 2002 Share Posted August 8, 2002 Someone do ..LOUISVITJUAN... gauranteed good times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted August 8, 2002 Share Posted August 8, 2002 Originally posted by boogie hands i enjoyed this one....unfortunatly the "Deez Nuts" punchline is the only think ive really been able to get away with....give me a few more drinks and a couple of hours..... ME: knock knock lophat1414: lophat1414: whos there ME: dee lophat1414: dee who ME: DEEZ NUTTTTTTTTTTZZZZZZZZ.....block hahahahahahahah thats great!!!! i love the other one too task force.... lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SPLINTER Posted August 8, 2002 Share Posted August 8, 2002 oh boogie this fuckers gonna be hard to get. we try it all the time and the just replies with music lyrics when he thinks he doesnt know you. keep trying he'll break after a while but i cant get nothing funny out of him.� Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted August 8, 2002 Share Posted August 8, 2002 Originally posted by test pattern Pistol, where are you from and what does the "LP" in that screen name stand for? (This isn't some attempt to be a jackass. I really want to know.) AIM LPpartyanimal stands for Lonely Persian ask for pics! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted August 8, 2002 Author Share Posted August 8, 2002 once again...its funny if your me or if youve been drinking... me: hey!!! me: dude!!!! me: do you know who this is?!?! TRAVELOutdoors: no me: guess TRAVELOutdoors: tell me: no...your going to have to guess!!! its someone you know me: i switched screen names me: guess!!! TRAVELOutdoors: phatlips18 me: no no...guess again me: close...guess again TRAVELOutdoors: no more guessing me: alright...ill give you a hint...it starts with D TRAVELOutdoors: if you dont tell me its bye me: ok me: its dee me: remeber?? TRAVELOutdoors: trying to me: you know....dee me: DEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZ NUUUUUUUUUUUTZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted August 8, 2002 Author Share Posted August 8, 2002 me: hey hey!!! Crazylilcutie19: hey Crazylilcutie19: who's this me: a friend...how was shopping today:-) Crazylilcutie19: umm Crazylilcutie19: good me: anything good? Crazylilcutie19: a skirt and a shirt Crazylilcutie19: why? Crazylilcutie19: tell me who this is me: well thats good....guess who this is me: ?? Crazylilcutie19: umm Crazylilcutie19: guy or girl? me: mmmmm Crazylilcutie19: meatwad411 me: youll have to guess Crazylilcutie19: i dunno ur name me: no? Crazylilcutie19: umm Crazylilcutie19: carlos? me: ill give you a hint Crazylilcutie19: ok me: how was florida?? me: no....try again Crazylilcutie19: lee? me: wrong!!! hehe me: yeah Crazylilcutie19: matt? Crazylilcutie19: j? me: no...alright...another hint me: my name starts with a D Crazylilcutie19: umm me: you dont now DEE? Crazylilcutie19: yeah.. Crazylilcutie19: umm no me: DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZ NUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnie Dobbs Posted August 8, 2002 Share Posted August 8, 2002 http://www.phatpimpclothing.com/hi/phatpimp/images/exhardeez.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest THEdude Posted August 8, 2002 Share Posted August 8, 2002 haha I've tried, I still need mad practice though haha:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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