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Originally posted by sect one

please harass the hell out of johnnyblaze31586 his name says it all.... he tells everyone hes a "graffist" and bites johnny blaze clothing and the source magazine not only that hes says hes a "breaker" and cant even do a turtle he wears graffiti and breakdancing shirts and tells eveyrone and his grandmother hes a tagger hes never touched a wall and lastly he sucker punched me..... please harass the fuck out of him :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

 

again his sn is

 

johnnyblaze31586

 

johnnyblaze31586

 

 

johnnyblaze31586

 

his name is johnny rocha....

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

 

 

TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONEEEEEEEE

CRUNCH CRUNCH NIGGAZZZZZZZ !!!!

 

 

YOU AINT SHIT: wuttup my nigga

YOU AINT SHIT: how you livin

johnnyblaze31586: who dis

YOU AINT SHIT: aww nigga you know me

YOU AINT SHIT: lol

YOU AINT SHIT: i just changed my screenname

johnnyblaze31586: how chu do that

YOU AINT SHIT: i made up a new one nigga

johnnyblaze31586: how

YOU AINT SHIT: what you mean how

YOU AINT SHIT: i just did son

YOU AINT SHIT: you dont know how to make a new screenname?

johnnyblaze31586: i can only use one

YOU AINT SHIT: damn nigga get up on some tech shit

YOU AINT SHIT: nah son you can make more than one

YOU AINT SHIT: yo whats your tag again?

YOU AINT SHIT: yo son where you at

YOU AINT SHIT: ?

johnnyblaze31586 signed off at 8:57:06 PM.

johnnyblaze31586 signed on at 8:58:00 PM.

YOU AINT SHIT: what a shook ass pussy

YOU AINT SHIT: this nigga right here

YOU AINT SHIT: yo son if you go around suckerpunching niggaz ill come to your crib with my mob and rape your mother yaheard

YOU AINT SHIT: kill everybody in your crib pets and all

johnnyblaze31586: who is this

YOU AINT SHIT: whered you go son

YOU AINT SHIT: im a tagger too

YOU AINT SHIT: you know me

johnnyblaze31586: my computer froze

YOU AINT SHIT: oh aight

YOU AINT SHIT: so whattup son

johnnyblaze31586: who is this

YOU AINT SHIT: im trying to give you hints nigga

johnnyblaze31586: and why u talkin like a black guy

YOU AINT SHIT: nigga YOU talkin like a black guy

johnnyblaze31586: is this jorge

YOU AINT SHIT: you wigger ass muthafucka

YOU AINT SHIT: yeah its jorge

YOU AINT SHIT: im mad it took you so long to find out

YOU AINT SHIT: damn son

johnnyblaze31586: what up dog how u doin man

YOU AINT SHIT: chillin son chillin

johnnyblaze31586: i havent talked to u in the lingest

YOU AINT SHIT: yo i been meaning to talk to you

YOU AINT SHIT: i know son

YOU AINT SHIT: yo i was in NY recently

johnnyblaze31586: 4 what dog

YOU AINT SHIT: i met a bunch of niggaz from manhattan

YOU AINT SHIT: yo they opened me up to alot of new shit

YOU AINT SHIT: their crew was called KGK

YOU AINT SHIT: they told me to put people down

YOU AINT SHIT: so you should rep it

johnnyblaze31586: oh I went to orlando I got a crazy story for u Ill call u up right now to tell u about it is that cool

YOU AINT SHIT: since you got skills with the graffism

YOU AINT SHIT: nah my phone is all fucked up

YOU AINT SHIT: but real quick

YOU AINT SHIT: cuz i cant stay on too long

YOU AINT SHIT: KGK those are my peoples

YOU AINT SHIT: the only weird thing was that their all gay

YOU AINT SHIT: but their still dope graffers

johnnyblaze31586: ill rep it but check this out

YOU AINT SHIT: ??

johnnyblaze31586: I was in orlando in universal studios and there were some guys breaking in a show for the people

YOU AINT SHIT: and then what?

johnnyblaze31586: and they brought like four people up to the stage to do the wave

YOU AINT SHIT: and you did the hot ass running man right?

YOU AINT SHIT: aaaaaaaight son

YOU AINT SHIT: represent

johnnyblaze31586: I brought it through my body and back up and the guy on the microphone said Are u trying to steal the show kid

YOU AINT SHIT: no homo son no homo

YOU AINT SHIT: thats some new slang i picked up in NYC

YOU AINT SHIT: no homo means = hot shit

johnnyblaze31586: I said hell yeah and i guess the microphone caught the words cause everyone heard

YOU AINT SHIT: thats hot son

YOU AINT SHIT: thats KGK steelo

johnnyblaze31586: the guy said if u so cool then do a solo

YOU AINT SHIT: and you ripped it with the macarena right?

YOU AINT SHIT: my niggaaaaaaa

YOU AINT SHIT: you the illest right now

YOU AINT SHIT: thats why you gotta rep KGK

johnnyblaze31586: so I froze but the did top rock intop a nasty air freeze

YOU AINT SHIT: word you got it like that?

johnnyblaze31586: the I started to do the turtle and the crowed went crazy because they didnt think I could break

YOU AINT SHIT: but you kept it wiggah for these muthafuckin klowns

YOU AINT SHIT: kgk style

johnnyblaze31586: it was fun then the guys gave me my props

YOU AINT SHIT: hot

johnnyblaze31586: whats kgk stand for

YOU AINT SHIT: KLIMBING GIANT KOCKS

johnnyblaze31586: dats what im talkin about so u learned killa moves in NYC

YOU AINT SHIT: hell yeah kid

YOU AINT SHIT: this dude mista

YOU AINT SHIT: he's mad ill

YOU AINT SHIT: we were tagging up notebooks and shit

YOU AINT SHIT: i got up in mad textbooks

YOU AINT SHIT: and he showed me how to do this dope move called "fellatio"

YOU AINT SHIT: that shit is hot

YOU AINT SHIT: i dont even know how to explain it

johnnyblaze31586: thats cool I stoped I met like 20 new people that can break nasty

johnnyblaze31586: thats dope man what chu doin this weekend

YOU AINT SHIT: chillin with my boy Abot

YOU AINT SHIT: he came from ny to chill with me

YOU AINT SHIT: we're mad close now

YOU AINT SHIT: you should come chill with us

YOU AINT SHIT: mista is here too

YOU AINT SHIT: and he need a partner

YOU AINT SHIT: we could chill and suck each other off

YOU AINT SHIT: "suck eachother off" means like to do routines

johnnyblaze31586: call me up and Ill take a breaker over there and we can chill

johnnyblaze31586: suck eachother off do whatever

YOU AINT SHIT: word that would be hot

YOU AINT SHIT: we could suck eachother off and shit

johnnyblaze31586: just call dog

YOU AINT SHIT: that shit would be off the chain

johnnyblaze31586: cool whatever

YOU AINT SHIT: kgk son we stay sucking eachother off

YOU AINT SHIT: especially abot and mista

johnnyblaze31586: umista can teach me some shit to

YOU AINT SHIT: they mad nasty together

YOU AINT SHIT: word word

johnnyblaze31586: u still talk to anyone from school

YOU AINT SHIT: mike

YOU AINT SHIT: remember mike?

johnnyblaze31586: no whos mike

YOU AINT SHIT: MY DIIIIIIIIIICK!

YOU AINT SHIT: lol

johnnyblaze31586: aight

johnnyblaze31586: i see how u are

YOU AINT SHIT: nah im playin son

YOU AINT SHIT: youre my nigga yo

YOU AINT SHIT: you could suck me off when we chill

YOU AINT SHIT: nah mean?

YOU AINT SHIT: do some real mo shit

YOU AINT SHIT: hot shit

johnnyblaze31586: cool so keep in touch wit anyone

YOU AINT SHIT: not much

YOU AINT SHIT: except you

YOU AINT SHIT: cuz you nice

YOU AINT SHIT: so you should rep kgk

YOU AINT SHIT: write that shit everywhere

johnnyblaze31586: this is my first time on the computer since summer

johnnyblaze31586: ill rep it

YOU AINT SHIT: yo im about to go get something to eat

YOU AINT SHIT: so you gonna come suck mista and abot off?

YOU AINT SHIT: and watch them suck eachother off?

YOU AINT SHIT: itll be mad fun

johnnyblaze31586: aight dog call me in the weekend well do somethin

YOU AINT SHIT: aight bet

YOU AINT SHIT: 1

 

 

 

MEROE NIGGA

HARDY HAR HAR

MLB CLICK NIGGA

INC ATB BTK TST

SAD GANGSTASSS

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Originally posted by MEROJUANA

 

 

TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONEEEEEEEE

CRUNCH CRUNCH NIGGAZZZZZZZ !!!!

 

 

YOU AINT SHIT: wuttup my nigga

YOU AINT SHIT: how you livin

johnnyblaze31586: who dis

YOU AINT SHIT: aww nigga you know me

YOU AINT SHIT: lol

YOU AINT SHIT: i just changed my screenname

johnnyblaze31586: how chu do that

YOU AINT SHIT: i made up a new one nigga

johnnyblaze31586: how

YOU AINT SHIT: what you mean how

YOU AINT SHIT: i just did son

YOU AINT SHIT: you dont know how to make a new screenname?

johnnyblaze31586: i can only use one

YOU AINT SHIT: damn nigga get up on some tech shit

YOU AINT SHIT: nah son you can make more than one

YOU AINT SHIT: yo whats your tag again?

YOU AINT SHIT: yo son where you at

YOU AINT SHIT: ?

johnnyblaze31586 signed off at 8:57:06 PM.

johnnyblaze31586 signed on at 8:58:00 PM.

YOU AINT SHIT: what a shook ass pussy

YOU AINT SHIT: this nigga right here

YOU AINT SHIT: yo son if you go around suckerpunching niggaz ill come to your crib with my mob and rape your mother yaheard

YOU AINT SHIT: kill everybody in your crib pets and all

johnnyblaze31586: who is this

YOU AINT SHIT: whered you go son

YOU AINT SHIT: im a tagger too

YOU AINT SHIT: you know me

johnnyblaze31586: my computer froze

YOU AINT SHIT: oh aight

YOU AINT SHIT: so whattup son

johnnyblaze31586: who is this

YOU AINT SHIT: im trying to give you hints nigga

johnnyblaze31586: and why u talkin like a black guy

YOU AINT SHIT: nigga YOU talkin like a black guy

johnnyblaze31586: is this jorge

YOU AINT SHIT: you wigger ass muthafucka

YOU AINT SHIT: yeah its jorge

YOU AINT SHIT: im mad it took you so long to find out

YOU AINT SHIT: damn son

johnnyblaze31586: what up dog how u doin man

YOU AINT SHIT: chillin son chillin

johnnyblaze31586: i havent talked to u in the lingest

YOU AINT SHIT: yo i been meaning to talk to you

YOU AINT SHIT: i know son

YOU AINT SHIT: yo i was in NY recently

johnnyblaze31586: 4 what dog

YOU AINT SHIT: i met a bunch of niggaz from manhattan

YOU AINT SHIT: yo they opened me up to alot of new shit

YOU AINT SHIT: their crew was called KGK

YOU AINT SHIT: they told me to put people down

YOU AINT SHIT: so you should rep it

johnnyblaze31586: oh I went to orlando I got a crazy story for u Ill call u up right now to tell u about it is that cool

YOU AINT SHIT: since you got skills with the graffism

YOU AINT SHIT: nah my phone is all fucked up

YOU AINT SHIT: but real quick

YOU AINT SHIT: cuz i cant stay on too long

YOU AINT SHIT: KGK those are my peoples

YOU AINT SHIT: the only weird thing was that their all gay

YOU AINT SHIT: but their still dope graffers

johnnyblaze31586: ill rep it but check this out

YOU AINT SHIT: ??

johnnyblaze31586: I was in orlando in universal studios and there were some guys breaking in a show for the people

YOU AINT SHIT: and then what?

johnnyblaze31586: and they brought like four people up to the stage to do the wave

YOU AINT SHIT: and you did the hot ass running man right?

YOU AINT SHIT: aaaaaaaight son

YOU AINT SHIT: represent

johnnyblaze31586: I brought it through my body and back up and the guy on the microphone said Are u trying to steal the show kid

YOU AINT SHIT: no homo son no homo

YOU AINT SHIT: thats some new slang i picked up in NYC

YOU AINT SHIT: no homo means = hot shit

johnnyblaze31586: I said hell yeah and i guess the microphone caught the words cause everyone heard

YOU AINT SHIT: thats hot son

YOU AINT SHIT: thats KGK steelo

johnnyblaze31586: the guy said if u so cool then do a solo

YOU AINT SHIT: and you ripped it with the macarena right?

YOU AINT SHIT: my niggaaaaaaa

YOU AINT SHIT: you the illest right now

YOU AINT SHIT: thats why you gotta rep KGK

johnnyblaze31586: so I froze but the did top rock intop a nasty air freeze

YOU AINT SHIT: word you got it like that?

johnnyblaze31586: the I started to do the turtle and the crowed went crazy because they didnt think I could break

YOU AINT SHIT: but you kept it wiggah for these muthafuckin klowns

YOU AINT SHIT: kgk style

johnnyblaze31586: it was fun then the guys gave me my props

YOU AINT SHIT: hot

johnnyblaze31586: whats kgk stand for

YOU AINT SHIT: KLIMBING GIANT KOCKS

johnnyblaze31586: dats what im talkin about so u learned killa moves in NYC

YOU AINT SHIT: hell yeah kid

YOU AINT SHIT: this dude mista

YOU AINT SHIT: he's mad ill

YOU AINT SHIT: we were tagging up notebooks and shit

YOU AINT SHIT: i got up in mad textbooks

YOU AINT SHIT: and he showed me how to do this dope move called "fellatio"

YOU AINT SHIT: that shit is hot

YOU AINT SHIT: i dont even know how to explain it

johnnyblaze31586: thats cool I stoped I met like 20 new people that can break nasty

johnnyblaze31586: thats dope man what chu doin this weekend

YOU AINT SHIT: chillin with my boy Abot

YOU AINT SHIT: he came from ny to chill with me

YOU AINT SHIT: we're mad close now

YOU AINT SHIT: you should come chill with us

YOU AINT SHIT: mista is here too

YOU AINT SHIT: and he need a partner

YOU AINT SHIT: we could chill and suck each other off

YOU AINT SHIT: "suck eachother off" means like to do routines

johnnyblaze31586: call me up and Ill take a breaker over there and we can chill

johnnyblaze31586: suck eachother off do whatever

YOU AINT SHIT: word that would be hot

YOU AINT SHIT: we could suck eachother off and shit

johnnyblaze31586: just call dog

YOU AINT SHIT: that shit would be off the chain

johnnyblaze31586: cool whatever

YOU AINT SHIT: kgk son we stay sucking eachother off

YOU AINT SHIT: especially abot and mista

johnnyblaze31586: umista can teach me some shit to

YOU AINT SHIT: they mad nasty together

YOU AINT SHIT: word word

johnnyblaze31586: u still talk to anyone from school

YOU AINT SHIT: mike

YOU AINT SHIT: remember mike?

johnnyblaze31586: no whos mike

YOU AINT SHIT: MY DIIIIIIIIIICK!

YOU AINT SHIT: lol

johnnyblaze31586: aight

johnnyblaze31586: i see how u are

YOU AINT SHIT: nah im playin son

YOU AINT SHIT: youre my nigga yo

YOU AINT SHIT: you could suck me off when we chill

YOU AINT SHIT: nah mean?

YOU AINT SHIT: do some real mo shit

YOU AINT SHIT: hot shit

johnnyblaze31586: cool so keep in touch wit anyone

YOU AINT SHIT: not much

YOU AINT SHIT: except you

YOU AINT SHIT: cuz you nice

YOU AINT SHIT: so you should rep kgk

YOU AINT SHIT: write that shit everywhere

johnnyblaze31586: this is my first time on the computer since summer

johnnyblaze31586: ill rep it

YOU AINT SHIT: yo im about to go get something to eat

YOU AINT SHIT: so you gonna come suck mista and abot off?

YOU AINT SHIT: and watch them suck eachother off?

YOU AINT SHIT: itll be mad fun

johnnyblaze31586: aight dog call me in the weekend well do somethin

YOU AINT SHIT: aight bet

YOU AINT SHIT: 1

 

 

 

MEROE NIGGA

HARDY HAR HAR

MLB CLICK NIGGA

INC ATB BTK TST

SAD GANGSTASSS

 

 

 

haha thanks a lot dude only prob is jorge is this kid who jokes around a lot so he probably thought it was a normal convo with "jorge" yeah anyway hes a fake gangster so if you gguys talk shit to him he'll talk shit back etc etc and as you can see by the convo hes the biggest liar .....

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Guest CHEWBAKALLAH

ALLAH KILLAH: Yo whassup

ALLAH KILLAH: You remember who this is?

ALLAH KILLAH: Yo, you there man?

Panzer900: nope

Panzer900: who

ALLAH KILLAH: Nigga take a guess!

ALLAH KILLAH: aiight we had class together

Panzer900: sarah

ALLAH KILLAH: yo i know sarah, but thats not me

ALLAH KILLAH: take another guess champ

Panzer900: ??

ALLAH KILLAH: we had math together

Panzer900: class?

ALLAH KILLAH: word

Panzer900: last year

ALLAH KILLAH: yeha

Panzer900: Cooper?

ALLAH KILLAH: =ahahahaha, howd you know son!

Panzer900: damn coop-been a long time man good to hear from ya

ALLAH KILLAH: word, so how you been livin

Panzer900: not bad-u

Panzer900: still residin in arazona

ALLAH KILLAH: yeah i moved to the projects though man

ALLAH KILLAH: my brother got shot last week, for refusing to give head to this cop

ALLAH KILLAH: shit was nasty, they got him right in his left nut

Panzer900: you graspin out to your african heritage

Panzer900: hahaha

ALLAH KILLAH: doctor said his nuts may never be the same again

Panzer900: well im sorry to hear that

Panzer900: a bullet el do that to ur nuts

ALLAH KILLAH: hes like tom green now man

Panzer900: haha

ALLAH KILLAH: atleast hes got his dick though

ALLAH KILLAH: the cops cracked his other ball, when they dropped him to the floor

ALLAH KILLAH: he got morphine though

ALLAH KILLAH: so hes not feeling a thing

Panzer900: but hes seein it

ALLAH KILLAH: hahahahaa, word, not to be mean, but whan i saw his frank without the beans i giggled

ALLAH KILLAH: poor guy

Panzer900: hahahaha

Panzer900: frank without beans

Panzer900: hahaha

ALLAH KILLAH: doctor said they might be able to transplant some nuts of a gorrilla

ALLAH KILLAH: or baboon

ALLAH KILLAH: but shit we cant afford

Panzer900: will they fit

ALLAH KILLAH: yo, theyll be larger

Panzer900: im sure welfare will

Panzer900: i just went to my first KKK meeting

ALLAH KILLAH: what?!

Panzer900: im gonna get ur ass

ALLAH KILLAH: Yo i joined them hoes last week

ALLAH KILLAH: your late

Panzer900: hahaha

Panzer900: heard the sons or con vets are havin problens

ALLAH KILLAH: what the shit is that yo

Panzer900: with neo nazis

ALLAH KILLAH: yo fuck a nazi

Panzer900: hey i am a nazi

ALLAH KILLAH: YO FUCK YOU SON

ALLAH KILLAH: MAY ALLAH BURN YOUR ASS FOR THAT SHIT

Panzer900: HAHAHAHA

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Yo i had a excellent one with bortyVSsociety, in which he believed his friend rich leardro mom was the town prostitute, but i forgot to copy and paste that shit.

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JRSTama

 

one of those ecko wearing homos. his name is josh. names you might want to use to convince him, jared, casey, tyler, ben. teacher names like Mr. Fisher (gym teacher)or Ms. Henry (gym)

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not sure, but anyone that gets JRSTAMA real good will be my hero for life

 

edit. well crap that fool got offline.

second place goes to Lucci876 a really lame band nerd.

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better yet;

 

Slant15eyes

That is THE SNIZ screen name, two 5 foot tall asian twins. they will definitely talk shit to you, or theyll talk shit then change screen names and talk more shit.

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One potato..

 

The Lee Deluxe: yo

need new version: yo

The Lee Deluxe: was is going down?

need new version: nothing, man.

need new version: what about you?

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The Lee Deluxe: hey comp

The Lee Deluxe: fuck me

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The Lee Deluxe: yes your my nigger

The Lee Deluxe: do what i say

The Lee Deluxe: or u will be wrip

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The Lee Deluxe: who is this

The Lee Deluxe: this is bryan

need new version: this is jason

need new version: you guys drunk>

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The Lee Deluxe: no

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need new version: lol

The Lee Deluxe: who are u??

The Lee Deluxe: iam bryan

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need new version: hold on man

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Two potato... (Some hyper bitch with ADD.)

 

need new version (5:24:47 PM): heya.;-)

ilikegrapes182 (5:25:08 PM): kristy?

need new version (5:25:30 PM): nuh uh.

need new version (5:25:37 PM): kristy's boyfriend.

ilikegrapes182 (5:25:48 PM): ok then. who's this?

need new version (5:25:50 PM): i just wanted to tell you that, most people find ADD unattractive..

need new version (5:25:58 PM): however, i find it sexy as hell.

ilikegrapes182 (5:26:13 PM): good to know.

need new version (5:26:27 PM): so, you go around strutting your oh-so-low attention span like it isn't a problem...

need new version (5:26:36 PM): cause you know ill have a mean hard-on every time you do.

need new version (5:26:44 PM): talk a mile a minute like you do babe, cause that shits HOT!

ilikegrapes182 (5:27:15 PM): ok i feel the need to say that i have no clue whatsoever who you are...

need new version (5:27:39 PM): you don't remember me cause you have add!

need new version (5:27:42 PM): THATS SO FUCKING HOT

ilikegrapes182 (5:28:07 PM): o......k.

need new version (5:28:50 PM): anyhow, id love to fuck you.

need new version (5:29:03 PM): although i must warn you, the only condoms i have are owned by P&G...

need new version (5:29:10 PM): so... im not sure if you'd want that in you or not.

need new version (5:29:31 PM): i mean, technically you're not consuming the animal, however it would still be somwhat like fucking a dead cow.

ilikegrapes182 (5:30:10 PM): i dont know whether to laugh or cry...

ilikegrapes182 (5:30:49 PM): the stress is giving me a headache...what is this world coming to???

need new version (5:31:02 PM): don't worry!

need new version (5:31:30 PM): the cows will blame the meat eaters, not you!

need new version (5:31:37 PM): i mean seriously, you wanna fuck?

ilikegrapes182 (5:31:40 PM): do you even know my name?

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need new version (5:32:20 PM): i mean, word on the street is you're easy as hell..

ilikegrapes182 (5:32:24 PM): it kinda goes against my religion and all...

ilikegrapes182 (5:32:31 PM): what?

need new version (5:32:32 PM): mine too..

need new version (5:32:41 PM): but damn, i find that add shit sooooooo fucking hot!

need new version (5:33:10 PM): okay, so when were getting with it right... this is kinda a fantasy, can you just like in the middle of fucking get up and start to play videogames????

need new version (5:33:16 PM): that'd be like... add at its finest..

need new version (5:33:24 PM): id get off to that QUICK!

need new version (5:34:24 PM): no?

ilikegrapes182 (5:34:26 PM): who said im easy?

need new version (5:34:40 PM): HAHAHAHAH YOU REALLY DO HAVE ADD!

ilikegrapes182 (5:34:40 PM): huh?

ilikegrapes182 (5:35:17 PM): probably

ilikegrapes182 (5:36:21 PM): i wonder if i can shove a battery up my nose...

ilikegrapes182 (5:36:32 PM): nope. doesnt work

need new version (5:37:06 PM): have you heard of that badass band less than jake???

need new version (5:37:15 PM): THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES ME HORNIER THAN ADD IS LESS THAN JAKE

need new version (5:37:26 PM): SAY WE WENT TO A LESS THAN JAKE "SHOW" AND FUCKED THERE??

ilikegrapes182 (5:37:29 PM): yeah i went to that concert yesterday

need new version (5:37:30 PM): THAT'D BE AWESOME!

need new version (5:37:33 PM): DAMNIT!!!!

need new version (5:37:38 PM): I CAN'T BELIEVE I MISSED MY CHANCE

ilikegrapes182 (5:37:40 PM): but i didnt do that

need new version (5:37:40 PM): I WAS THERE!!!

ilikegrapes182 (5:37:53 PM): you were?

need new version (5:38:03 PM): HELL YEAH

need new version (5:38:06 PM): THEY ARE BAD ASS!!!

need new version (5:38:11 PM): THEY ARE SOOO COOL!

ilikegrapes182 (5:38:16 PM): i had to sit in the crappy section...i wanted to mosh

need new version (5:38:20 PM): MAN

ilikegrapes182 (5:38:21 PM): yeah they are!

need new version (5:38:22 PM): I WAS MOSHING

need new version (5:38:27 PM): BUT THE MUSIC MADE ME SO HORNY

need new version (5:38:31 PM): ALL I WAS REALLY TRYING TO DO

need new version (5:38:33 PM): WAS GET SOME ASS

ilikegrapes182 (5:38:57 PM): i was just having fun

ilikegrapes182 (5:39:09 PM): i have absolutely no voice now

need new version (5:39:33 PM): uh, less than jake sucks.

ilikegrapes182 (5:39:33 PM): cause i sang along to everything they played

need new version (5:39:39 PM): man, that must have been annoying.

ilikegrapes182 (5:40:13 PM): less than jake does not suck!

need new version (5:40:38 PM): yeah.. they do.

ilikegrapes182 (5:40:47 PM): blasphemy!!!

need new version (5:41:06 PM): blasphemy is a joke.

need new version (5:41:11 PM): wow, so is less than jake..

need new version (5:41:19 PM): so i guess less than jake = blasphemy.

ilikegrapes182 (5:41:42 PM): thats it. you're on probation. do not speak until you redeem yourself

need new version (5:41:56 PM): shut up, fucking lame.

need new version (5:42:22 PM): A) you cant put me on probation for disliking one of the shittiest bands in existance.

ilikegrapes182 (5:42:34 PM): one of?

need new version (5:42:38 PM): B) i wouldn't be able to redeem myself if i couldn't speak.

need new version (5:42:42 PM): yeah, theres alot of em.

ilikegrapes182 (5:43:01 PM): like...?

ilikegrapes182 (5:43:16 PM): other than that pop crap...i know htat sucks already

ilikegrapes182 (5:43:21 PM): that*

need new version (5:43:38 PM): www.shittyband.com

need new version (5:43:46 PM): you think im gonna list every band that sucks to you?

ilikegrapes182 (5:43:54 PM): hahaha

ilikegrapes182 (5:44:21 PM): im bored. and easily amused.

ilikegrapes182 (5:45:25 PM): i really dont care at the moment.

need new version (5:47:04 PM): then shut the fuck up.

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i enjoyed this one....unfortunatly the "Deez Nuts" punchline is the only think ive really been able to get away with....give me a few more drinks and a couple of hours.....

 

ME: knock knock

lophat1414:

lophat1414: whos there

ME: dee

lophat1414: dee who

ME: DEEZ NUTTTTTTTTTTZZZZZZZZ.....block

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That guy is dumb, I just kept warning him. Took? Sort? Who is this?

 

D T E R S 121: whos this?

*****************: aww c'mon. you dont know who this is?

*****************: take a guess

D T E R S 121: SORT

*****************: nope

*****************: close

D T E R S 121: TOOK

*****************: damn

D T E R S 121: MIKE TUR

D T E R S 121: ?

*****************: what are you up to

D T E R S 121: DANNY LOPEZ?

*****************: its took

*****************: wassup?

D T E R S 121: oh wuzuh nigga

D T E R S 121: wuz Rocky at ur house?

*****************: I dont remember

*****************: when?

*****************: I got too fucked up

D T E R S 121: u were shaded?

D T E R S 121: ohh never mind...

*****************: f'shizzle

D T E R S 121: ur on house arest right?

*****************: I broke the shit off

D T E R S 121: oh yuh u gangstah tho

*****************: fuck that, I need pussy

*****************: where yo sistah at

D T E R S 121: shes in my bed

*****************: you fuckin bitch

*****************: thats my hoe

*****************: you bettah break me off some bread fo dat

*****************: hahaha

D T E R S 121: niggah im your hoe

*****************: Im just fuckin wich tou nigga

D T E R S 121: niggah il give u all my bread.. heehee

D T E R S 121: my rear loaf!

*****************: thats what I thought bitch

D T E R S 121: lol

D T E R S 121: =) miuahx!

*****************: faggot mothafucka

*****************: what you bouts to get into today

*****************: we should puff a blunt

D T E R S 121: yeah we shud yo

*****************: bring yur sister so you can watch me rape her

D T E R S 121: iight

*****************: lets go bomb some shiot

*****************: you got cans?

D T E R S 121: lets bomb some shots

*****************: where at?

D T E R S 121: cans?? wut do u mean?

*****************: spraypaint you dumb mothafucka

D T E R S 121: i dont understand

 

*****************: you domb nigga

D T E R S 121: o sht.....hell naw!

*****************: I thought you was down, youaint nothin but a pussy ass bitch

D T E R S 121: like graffiti?

D T E R S 121: bro i pass on that...

D T E R S 121: damn your crazy

*****************: no like painting bikes

*****************: wassup wit yo mamma

*****************: she still want some dick?

D T E R S 121: w/e man think what you want No way jose im going in the back of a police car

D T E R S 121: my record stays clean

*****************: pussy

D T E R S 121: probably i thank my dad gived her htat

*****************: what, you would rather bomb paper?

D T E R S 121: pussy is what i get as often as hoe niggas like u get thirty

D T E R S 121: thirsty

D T E R S 121: yeah il write on paper.... doesnt it make sence?

*****************: Ill bitchslap the taste out yo mouth

*****************: punk bitch, dont let me catch you on the block

D T E R S 121: it wud mostly likely be the taste og ur g/f's mouth sucker

*****************: so do you still want to suck my dick?

D T E R S 121: naw.,,

D T E R S 121: u cant get i girl to do it?

*****************: lyin ass trick

D T E R S 121: or u like the whole guy thing

*****************: I want you to do it

*****************: jst you, I want to bust a nut on yo grill

*****************: then beat your ass after

*****************: nigga

D T E R S 121: thats sweet

*****************: f'sho

*****************: where you wanna meet?

*****************: so I can slap my balls on yo chin BLOCK....

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