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Mr. Mang

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we have some new neighbors accross the street. they just moved in a few days ago. it's a father, mother, and X amount of young teenage girls (like 12 or 13-ish). i cant tell how many there are though. ever since i introduced myself, the girls always say "heyyy patrick" and shit like that. i think they have the hots for me. TOO BAD THEY'RE LIKE TWELVE. rage was witness to the first attack the day of asylum trip #2.

 

and tonight when i came home from dropping people off, they were all sitting in a circle talking. i think i saw glowsticks. how cute!

 

just as i was halfway through typing this, i think one of them rang my doorbell and ran. that is just tue precious.

 

maybe they skateboard too. scootering is SO pre-teen.

 

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you should have them do random tasks for you. like making sandwiches and robbing convenience stores.

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Guest greedy mars

you should introduce your self as a SEX MACHINE!.. they ladies love it when i say that.. but i havent yet so i dont know

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Originally posted by seppuku

you should have them do random tasks for you. like making sandwiches and robbing convenience stores.

 

best plan anyone could ask for

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Originally posted by WhenOne

hey mang!

steal their panties for me :lol: :yum:

 

haha. no way dude. these girls are like 12 and 13. maybe i'll steal their mom's instead.

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I'm coming to visit you before you leave just so I can fuck with your little friends.

 

"Hey, you ladies know patrick? he told me he likes you a lot. He said something about taking you to an abandoned asylum with some duct tape and ky jelly..."

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Originally posted by MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega

I'm coming to visit you before you leave just so I can fuck with your little friends.

 

"Hey, you ladies know patrick? he told me he likes you a lot. He said something about taking you to an abandoned asylum with some duct tape and ky jelly..."

 

oh dear

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Originally posted by MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega

"Hey, you ladies know *******? he told me he likes you a lot. "

 

 

doing that shit was as funny in elementary school as much as it is today

needless to say, its fucking funny

teehehehehehehehee...

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AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

 

Mang has 12 year old neighbors that rave!!!

 

Good thing you're moving!

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

EDIT:

 

And yes they are little hoochie-mamas... what weren't there like 7 of them? Big family I suppose.

 

P.S. Mang, If that Benz is still parked in front of your house.... steal it!

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soft air guns huh?

oh well they still can hurt a bit at close range

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ask them to come over nude so you all can paint crude 3rd grade "drawrings" on each others naked pre-pubescent bodies.

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Guest ctrl+alt+del

post naked pictures!!!!!

 

 

hahaha , just kidding.

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Originally posted by ctrl+alt+del

post naked pictures!!!!!

 

 

hahaha , just kidding.

 

 

jeezusssss

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U LITTLE PERV........HOW CAN U GET EXCITED ABOUT 12-13..YEAR..GIRLIES....... TRYIGN TO HOLLA AT YOU......

 

ONCE U GET SOMEONE UR AGE .....TYRING TO HOLLA AT YA........LET US KNOW........BUT 12 -.14....YEAR.OLDS......COME ON NOW......

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U FAG

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I don't see why your complaining about them being 12...between the ages of 8 and 12 is when girls are the hottest...I can kinda understand now that I think about it because they are almost on the cut off age.

 

if anyone asks...I never said that.

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I don't see why your complaining about them being 12...between the ages of 8 and 12 is when girls are the hottest...I can kinda understand now that I think about it because they are almost on the cut off age.

 

 

 

i wouldnt expect any less from you......sheesh.

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