master bates Posted July 26, 2002 Share Posted July 26, 2002 I am trying to find different techniques for masturbation. What works for you? Does anyone know how orgasm without masturbating? I want to learn how to do it faster and make my orgasm experience a lot better. I hear that it's possible to orgasm without touching yourself or even removing your clothes. Girls can do it, why can't guys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Canadiano Posted July 26, 2002 Share Posted July 26, 2002 my question is whether enough masturbation desensitize your equipment, and make you last longer/not even bust? I can't tell, but I have heard from some of my more experienced friends that it does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted July 26, 2002 Share Posted July 26, 2002 3 words: WHAT THE FUCK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
master bates Posted July 26, 2002 Author Share Posted July 26, 2002 Well, I know that it does, and I know that if I don't do it for a while and then I come back and do it again that I cum fast. I however want to find new ways to do it without the use of porn. Don't get me wrong porn is great but it's kind of a hassle to find new porn after wearing your old stuff out. Memories are great but sometimes those take a while too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Canadiano Posted July 26, 2002 Share Posted July 26, 2002 what's wrong with your imagination? read some fiction or something. maybe read some erotica, then go from there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilistic Posted July 26, 2002 Share Posted July 26, 2002 great nick... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dahighlifdhl Posted July 26, 2002 Share Posted July 26, 2002 just stroke the damn thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
master bates Posted July 26, 2002 Author Share Posted July 26, 2002 I wish could find new ways to do it though. Oh well still open for suggestions I masturbate like a convict/ I con tricks wit' small tits to palm dicks with their armpits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted July 26, 2002 Share Posted July 26, 2002 youll go blind... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Canadiano Posted July 26, 2002 Share Posted July 26, 2002 don't forget that hair grows on your palms... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted July 26, 2002 Share Posted July 26, 2002 Originally posted by master bates I wish could find new ways to do it though. Oh well still open for suggestions well, considering the fact they load jail food with salt peder, i doubt they wack it that much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Canadiano Posted July 26, 2002 Share Posted July 26, 2002 Originally posted by jah well, considering the fact they load jail food with salt peder, i doubt they wack it that much. saywha?:confused: number 801! or maybe 802? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted July 26, 2002 Share Posted July 26, 2002 Originally posted by jah youll go blind... can I just do it until I need glasses? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted July 26, 2002 Share Posted July 26, 2002 salt peder (i think thats how its spelled) is a substance they put in prison food that supresses hormones or something and makes it so people dont get sexual urges. something like that. now that i think about it though.... with all the rapes in prisons they must either not put it in very often, not put enough in, or the shit just doesnt work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
master bates Posted July 26, 2002 Author Share Posted July 26, 2002 You ever shoot it and not know where it went and then found it like on your elbow or something? I use my block as my backdrop when I slang my cock like a crck rock on the blacktop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornelius Posted July 26, 2002 Share Posted July 26, 2002 if you mix the right ratio of salt peter to sugar, it makes pretty good smoke powder... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted July 26, 2002 Share Posted July 26, 2002 hahaha. when are they going to legalize weed already so kids dont do shit like that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ToYs Posted July 26, 2002 Share Posted July 26, 2002 masturbating makes me sad... if i have to settle for masturbation i get really depressed afterward Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandola Posted July 26, 2002 Share Posted July 26, 2002 yea, well my homeboy's older brother had his masterbation down like a mother fucker, wait stike that... hah, that fucker would get a piece of bologna, heat it up and put some hair conditioner on it, then put it inside of a old toilet paper roll... well, yea - you get the idea... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
master bates Posted July 26, 2002 Author Share Posted July 26, 2002 Masturbation is the greatest! I once convinced this girl to masturbate. She's such an airhead. She's like a blonde but only black. She was like is wrong? I was noooo it's not wrong. She was like really and I said yeah. Everybody does it. So she said, "So when do I do it?" I was like as much as you can. She is now a full blown masturbator. I want to start a revolution. I use my block as my backdrop when I slang my cock like a crack rock on the blacktop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phEaM Posted July 26, 2002 Share Posted July 26, 2002 i usally wrapp both arms around my penis and start moving my arms back and forth intell i bust a nut.....it works for me.. :) masterbation is murder<---- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted July 26, 2002 Share Posted July 26, 2002 Originally posted by Smart can I just do it until I need glasses? hahahaha. the first time i heard taht one was from my dad way back in the day. he went to catholic school so it was especially funny to him. good shit.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDrinkSprite Posted July 26, 2002 Share Posted July 26, 2002 Get a Girlfriend!!!!!!!!!!trust me.it really "beats" masterbation:idea: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwertyuiop Posted July 26, 2002 Share Posted July 26, 2002 Originally posted by Grandola yea, well my homeboy's older brother had his masterbation down like a mother fucker, wait stike that... hah, that fucker would get a piece of bologna, heat it up and put some hair conditioner on it, then put it inside of a old toilet paper roll... well, yea - you get the idea... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: hahaha thats so disgusting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
master bates Posted July 26, 2002 Author Share Posted July 26, 2002 Are you addicted if you do it on average two or three times a day? :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted July 26, 2002 Share Posted July 26, 2002 i just think real hard until i cream my shorts... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zen Posted July 26, 2002 Share Posted July 26, 2002 materbation is over rated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted July 26, 2002 Share Posted July 26, 2002 how is it overrated? do you know how many pissed of, high strung heads wed have in the world if no one masterbated. masterbation saved your life kutty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted July 26, 2002 Share Posted July 26, 2002 lets not beat around the bush here...get it?? its way better if u can get a girl to give u a helping hand or two Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted July 26, 2002 Share Posted July 26, 2002 Usually i just rub peanut butter all over my schlong and ball bag, then call in my dog, much better then manual override. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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