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these pictures got destroyed by shrinks/my parents/teachers, but in 1st grade they wanted us to do a halloween story complete with illustrations. the example story (the big scary pumpkin) was not scary in any respect, so i decided to make a story that was 100 times scarier. i forget the name, but it consisted of ghosts coming up from hell and stabbing cops. ONLY cops. i guess i was pretty unstable even as a kid. they threw my ass in therapy or whatever (which was actually taking me to the gym from 1st to 4th grade, and letting me play basketball with a few friends for the past hour of the day), and i got to be the crazy kid for the rest of my life in school, so nobody really started fights with me. nice.

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When I was in kindergarten our project was to draw our pets, or any animal.

My dog at the time was pregnant, so I drew a fat dog with 9 tits, I'll try to find and

scan it. haha

 

edit- The teacher ended up calling my parents because she was "concerned" about my drawing.

They just laughed.

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two more, these were both in 4th grade according to the dates on the back.

another thing i would do is draw something and then not like it, so to preserve what i did like i would fold the paper the get rid of the part i didnt like. you can see it on both of these.

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i still remember this shit like it was yesterday. i copied the cougar or whatever from some comic.

 

but so look at whats going on here. a cougar/tiger killing a rabbit while simultaneously being attacked by an indian who has his dead friend chained to his spear. WTF

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when i was a kid, i drew mazes...but with obstacles...like spikes and axes and things you had to maneuver around without letting your line touch them.

 

but you could get extra men (like mario bros.)

 

i made like 5 or 6 levels...each maze was a new level...i have them somewhere in storage...i will scan them in too.

 

Hahah I remember doing this also, my young mind couldn't figure out how to incorporate extra lives into it though.

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Somehow I don't think you're jokin man. hahahaha

 

And Crackteeth that is fuckin hilarious. We used to have battles of who could draw the best warrior/weapon. ZI'm talkin like guns that shoot out butcher knives and shit

 

Speakin of the concerned teacher shit the one story I remember is being instructed to draw my house, I did so then colored everything in with black.

Teacher got worried called parents and we had a meeting, mom was buggin. I said "Black is my favorite color" lookin at them all perplexed and shit. hahahaha

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