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kodak

the girl across the street

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across the street from me lives this FINE girl. i just recently found out she lived there. we started talking as friends. theres different levels of friends in my situation.

1...strangers

2...neighbor friends

3...close friends

4...dating friends

5...lovers

right now our relationship is like between 2 and 3. can anyone help me out on what i should do to get further in our relationship. i dont wanna screw things up because then im gonna have weirdness with her and she just lives right across the street.

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show her your dick, chances are its small, she wont be intimidated and you two will fall in love.. mmmmm gravy and biscuits.

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Originally posted by girl-lies

show her your dick, chances are its small, she wont be intimidated and you two will fall in love.. mmmmm gravy and biscuits.

 

r u sure this is gonna work?

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i hate to break it to you but if your between 2 and 3 your in the "gay friend" zone....have fun listening to her talk about her drunken abusive boyfriend....:D

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make the moves...

 

if you get turned down, then ask her if she's at least down to be fuck buddies...

 

can't go wrong with that.

 

:D

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Hit her in the mouth and say , "Pizza? I coulda had pizza at work. I come home and all you made was pizza?"

 

If she laughs, your in.

 

If she calls the cops your still in 'cause every girl love her "man" when he goes up.

 

 

Just me.

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come on guys. im being serious. i already tried all these things. i need some practical shit.

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Guest socrates

Alchohal, it's been getting ugly people like you laid since 1869:p

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damn, sometimes i think that people don't know what google and yahoo are for...

 

found in under 10 seconds...

 

 

well read up and enjoy....

http://enotalone.com/c151s0.html

 

 

 

p.s.

try to take a bath and clean up when you see her, e.g.: brush you teeth, and for god sakes, put on some deodarant! and last, but not least - send her my way when she realizes you have no game...

 

lol!

 

-the motha fuckin grandola.

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go look in that old thread about advice for guys with no game . i dont remember what its called

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i gots it

 

okay here's what u do, in a fast kinda low voice say whatsupwithablowjob. if she gives u head ur in if she gets real offended then say u said somethin else like u want a cookie. if that doesn't work get her real drunk, then u should have no problem.

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Guest Stapler

Re: i gots it

 

Originally posted by Wi$H

okay here's what u do, in a fast kinda low voice say whatsupwithablowjob. if she gives u head ur in if she gets real offended then say u said somethin else like u want a cookie. if that doesn't work get her real drunk, then u should have no problem.

 

I don`t think he wants a slut, a girlfriend who will give it up but not a slut. Just keep working at her and give her a kiss. Just say something totally out of the blue that gets her thinking and while you are stil talking bamm hit her with a kiss.

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Guest ego trippin

Start asking her if she wants to come round to watch tv/video, ask her out for lunch, ask her out for a quiet drink. Just play the "nice guy" card. That impresses most chicks, except dominatrixes. They'll spank you for being nice. mmmm.

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Guest sneak

^^^i agree

 

but then again, dr. d's idea was a fucking good one

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Guest chicken bone

fuck that shit all you gotta do to find out if a girl is interested, and to escape from the friendzone is to be a convienently funny/horny/attractive guy with a dash of charm and lots of good luck. if she is like hot like a model and is kinda snobby and has mad guys on her heels, all you have to do is treat her like shit. if shes a nice girl, well then you know just use a hammer. on your cock. then bleed it into a clear plastic baggy, and before you pass out run to her doorstep and sort of fall on the "home sweet home" door mat. if you run fast enough you can land smack on the doorbell first, then sort of slide down the corner, whilst spilling your cock blood underneath the door crack.

 

disregard everything i said after the 'if shes a nice girl' part. i dont know anything about nice girls cuz all the girls i dated were psycho bitches with mad emotional problems.

 

 

:mad:

 

~i spelt were 'where'. silly me. and the cockblood part, where did that come from?

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ummm, you could always try asking her out.

 

this pretty much lets them know what level of "friends" you wanna be.

 

of course I'm one of those people that believe you don't shit where you sleep. neighbor....waaaay too close.

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Guest Stapler

.............OR COCK SLAP HER..........It will either be YESSSSS or NO!!!!!!

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