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yeah, i dont have a problem getting girls either. most of the time im just too fuckin lazy to put out an effort. i just wait until one approaches me or just wait till im at a party and hook up an easy boom boom sesh. im actually the kinda guy that likes to have one girl that i can kick it with and shit but theres so much fuckin drama involved and it takes hella energy to get to that stage. i dont even have the time right now. i havent gotten laid in like a month though so im jonesin bad! i saw so many hot girls out today too. but think about it. even if you dont have a problem getting girl, do you think youll ever be albe to fuck the one girl in the world thats most desirable to you? i gauruntee ive gone through a thousand cans and if i really wanted to i could go buy a thousand cans sometime, but to be able to get the most top knotch honey in the world.... come on now. fuck the cans. there are plenty of cans. how many perfect girls are there that you can actually get with? i mean, if youve already got a girl then id understand taking the cans for sure. but any girl you want. think about who you could have. think about all the girls youve never seen before that would just blow your mind (both of them). imagine yourself in that situation. the hottest, sexiest, cutest, best smelling, softest, most agile, flexible...... pulling you away from the cans toward the bed to serve you however you want. just give in man, i would.... i think you would too.

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Guest sneak

thats a fucking difficult decision

 

i think id say cans, cos 1000 is a hella lot, and sex just wouldnt last as long as the cans would. if it did tho....

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Maybe if i was garanteed a certain amount of sex time with the girl, cuase if i was with the hottest girl in the world i would be done in a very short amount of time, yeah i could go for a second round or take time with forplay but 2,500 dollars worth of cans is a whole lot.....

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Originally posted by DEE38

 

 

why does her legs look like shit??? like all discolored and dark and peeling like she tanned her lower half with fake tanners at the 99cent store??

 

hahahah i was thinking the same thing!! in this case, i'd prolly be taking the cans because sex is different from making love.;)

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shoot I don't know

 

you can have sex with anyone and anything

 

or you can simply squeeze your lizard with a picture of that girl

 

 

the cans sound cool

 

hey maybe you can do the cans

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damn, tough choice but i see it like this.

 

take the cans. become some local big time artist. catch the eye of advertising exc. looking for a more "urban" look/feel for their product or commercial. make lots of cash, get lots of girls, fuck them all - you are now famous - keep getting cash form more companies trying to get that "urban" feel. you're in the clear. paint and bitches! right?!?

 

but then again, i maybe streching this thread a bit, but hey - confidence, creativity, ambition - these are the three things you must conquer to ...

 

blah i am now tired of bullshiting... couldn't think of what else to say! lol!

 

but yea, fuck the cans. i suck anyways. i'd take the female anyday!

 

-grand.

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Originally posted by test pattern

Probably the paint.

 

I'm already fucking the only girl I want to.

 

 

ahahahhahahahahahahah

 

i get pussy regardless to yo

 

id have to agree with this fucking idiot who seems to have a sliver of intellegence.

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Originally posted by ElectricitySucks

1,000 cans, you can get sex easy enough if u have g/f or maybe you have to work out that part :D

 

im sure yo lame internet nerd ass does have to work that out... WITH YO BOYFRIEND!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAH FAGGOT

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Originally posted by jah

i think knowing that you fucked the hottest (or atleast what you consider the hottest) girl in the world would last longer than 1000 cans.

 

Imagine if your grandfather fucked Marlyn Monroe back in the day.

He'd be one serious legend. He'd be getting a private room with a sponge 'n' tug daily.

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ive given this some considerable thoughts... ok i agree that painting feels better than sex. but a 1000 cans i can prolly work my ass off for 2 months or so and i can obtain that easily. i know i can get sex easily. but how difficult you think it would be to get Angelina Jolie or Charlize Theron or perhaps Catherine Zeta Jones?? or even Laetitia Casta think about how you brag to all your friends you banged one of these girls thats even more fame than what more graffiti writers get. sorry to say all you graffilthy freaks im going for the girl of choice to bang....

 

 

so i guess have fun painting im gonna hit this girl that 1000 or millions wish they could fuck.

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Brianna Banks is hideous. and Denise Richards is the BOMB! I'd make sweet, long lasting, beautiful love to her all day and night. She's a great mix of sexiness and cutie-pieness.

 

I'd take the cans, of course. 1000 cans? damn!

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Originally posted by Canadiano

and Denise Richards is the BOMB!

 

umm... denise is not so fine in real life. She's so underfed that her hair is thinning.

A friend work with her on Undercover Brother, and said that his image of her was shattered.

He also worked with Mariah Carey, who he said is now the #1 on his wish list.

You know how a girl looks hotter when she's a fun person? Well Denise looks worse.

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