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Homer: "Heelloo, my name is Mr Burns. i believe you have a package for me?"

 

clerk: "sure thing Mr Burns, whats your first name?"

 

H: "I doont know"

 

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Willy: "lunch lady dorris, hae ye got any grease?"

 

L.L.D: "Yes, yes we do."

 

W: "Well grease me up then woman!!"

 

LLD: "okies"

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i love the scene when bart brings his dog to school for show and tell and it sneezes and Ms. Krabappel says, " HA!, he thinks its people!"

 

and also when grounds keeper willy stops at the door and is like "bocshie booschie" and the dog looks at him and makes that goofy ass smile!!

 

pricless:)

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when maggie get scan in the begining credits it says nra4eva or sum thing really close... they told you on a the reel clip show..

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Originally posted by KASDRO

when maggie get scan in the begining credits it says nra4eva or sum thing really close... they told you on a the reel clip show..

 

sadly theres a whole group of morons who really believe this. the clip show was a fucking joke, it really doesnt say nra4ever. i promise, its supposed to be funny that its even suggested it says that, but i cant tell you how many people really believe that shit.

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Host: Our next topic: My son still wets the bed.

Milhouse: You told me we were going to Red Lobster!

 

Rainier: :silencing Bart and Greta: Laughing time is over...

 

 

 

Lisa: Mom, isn't there anything vegetarian?

Rainier: Hahaha Homer, I see your daughter is one of those whale kissing moon maidens.

Homer: Hehe, yeah one time she... oh she's looking at us.. be cool :starts humming

 

Milhouse: You're breaking up with me? Why?

Greta: I guess I was just looking for someone more... masculine.

Milhouse: I told you, I don't know how that scrunchee got in my hair

 

Frink: Oh dear, I've re-dorkulated

 

Burns: What are you doing in my corpse hatch!

Wiggum: Montgomery Burns, you're under arrest for murder.

Burns: Did I say corpse hatch? I meant.. innocence tube

 

Marge: I'm filing a class action lawsuit against big sugar. Would you like to give a deposition?

Chief Wiggum: Sure, I'll join your lawsuit. Sugar's made my Ralphie hyperactive.

Ralph: I'm happy AND ANGRY

 

Wiggum: Alright, time to throw in the Butterfingers.

Eddie: Hmm, it's not even singed.

Wiggum: Even the fire doesn't want them

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this thread is the best....if some heard me they would think im a fuckin wierdo laughing at nothing...

 

that was funny when the meat company gave all teh kids tripe....and they all ran after it...that was funny......

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ooo what about the episode with the endangered worm that screams all the time....that shit fuckin hilarious when homer buries it in the dirt and he can still hear it screaming all night....

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I like when Lisa takes all the teachers editions, and Bart takes the blame. He was writting lines of, "I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty". And the episode where they goto Flordia on spring break, and there in the car chase, coming up to the train tracks, when the train is coming....

 

Marge: Homer, no, you'll kill us all.

Homer: Or die trying

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When Homer's Jaw is wired shut, so he cant eat solid food...

 

instead he snorts his steak... ha ha ha

 

(hope noone mentioned it on pg 1, cuz im too lazy to chek)

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Originally posted by BruceWayne

When Homer's Jaw is wired shut, so he cant eat solid food...

 

instead he snorts his steak... ha ha ha

 

hahahahahahhaa classic....

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another ralphism...

"my daddy kills people"

 

and the best scene goes to

 

Dr. hibert: Homer you have a crayon in your brain"

 

Homer:(points to stomach and says)I have a crayon in my brain....

 

Dr. hibert takes homers hand and points it at his head

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Originally posted by sneak

Homer: "Heelloo, my name is Mr Burns. i believe you have a package for me?"

 

clerk: "sure thing Mr Burns, whats your first name?"

 

H: "I doont know"

thats what i was going to say

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One Of mY All Time Favorites

 

Homer: Every time I learn something new it pushes something old out of my brain. Remember that time I took that home wine making course and forgot how to drive.

 

Marge: You were drunk!

 

Homer: And how......

 

hahahahahahhahahahaha

 

Ralph: It tastes like burning

 

The older episodes are way better, the shows headin downhill quickly.

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homer: marge, i'm going out bowling. if i don't return in 24 hours, avenge my death!!!!

marge: OK!!

 

prohibition episode, with bowling balls filled with liquor...

 

sorry but i say that line everytime i leave my house.:D

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homer doesn't trust these guys

 

When Sideshow Bob is in court, accused of trying to kill Bart, the lawyer says to him on the stand, But what about that tattoo on your chest? Doesn't it say, "Die Bart, Die?"

Sideshow Bob responds by saying, "No, That's German for, 'The Bart, The."

Someone in the courtroom then whispers, "No one who speaks German could be an evil man."

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*Homer: I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode. I think it was called, "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."

 

*Marge- Homer I'm very uncomftable having a gang of crows in our bedroom.

Homer-It'a a murder honey, a group of crows is called a murder.

Marge- I'm sleeping on the couch.(crows fill in her spot)

 

*"...and that fluffy kitten played with that ball of string, all through the night. And on a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered..." -- Kent Brockman

 

*"And as for your case, don't you worry. I've argued in front of every judge in the state. Sometimes as a lawyer." -- Lionel Hutz

 

*"Well, he's kind of had it in for me, since I accidently ran over his dog. Actually, replace 'accidently' with 'repeatedly', and replace 'dog' with 'son'." -- Lionel Hutz

 

*"See ya in court, Simpson. Oh, and bring that evidence with ya; otherwise, I got no case and you'll go scot-free." -- Chief Wiggum

 

*"What is your fascination with my forbidden closet of mysteries?" -- Chief Wiggum to Ralph

 

*"Ok folks, back away nothin to see here... Oh my god a horrible plane wreck! Hey everybody crowd around, come on don't be shy crowd around." -- Chief Wiggum

 

sorry. i have a lot fo free time or soemthing....:D :D

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Gollum, squirrals, horse, hussy,

 

oh wait, hows that song go that homer made about how much he hates flanders?

 

homer: life is just one brutal crush after another untill you just wish flanders was dead

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