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just keep it flowing...

 

my style is so tight...

it destroys all heads in sight...

blurs vision so i cant be seen clearly like spokes on bikes...

i fart lyrics, and shit on lyricists...

stick my dick in your ear, to make sure you're fucking hearing this...

It'll take more than sharp sarcasm to beat me...

You dealing with thoughts deeper than dark caverns and an IQ of 650(six-fifty)

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you tried to flow but you ran dry like lake beds/

your styles the linguistic equivalent of slow death/

keep it flowin? but then again you caught your tongue on the 2nd line/

it's kinda funny how you call yourself an emcee who tries to ryhme...

the association with graffiti and mic snippin' is a myth/

no reason for me to state that but it was on the tip of my lip/

it's been a while since i keyed in verse after verse/

but it's been about a day since i stood on a pedestal to spit words/

you might be in a dark cavern with an iq of six five o/

but the truth of the fact is that it's point six five zero/

try to blast the cast of the one mic'd man/

the supercalafragalistickeck rhymes of a fucking dead man/

ill keep this flowing for a while with no stop/

to the beat of silence broken by punk fucking rock/

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i was reading your rhymes, i cant believe how wack it is...

i wouldnt give a shit about you if i took a laxative...

your flow sucks...

your about to verbally get your throat cut...

and the only time you spit sick is when you throw up...

 

 

i know its short but oh well...

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one, two, three,

bumblebee,

who's the girl with the big chee-chee?

 

 

awwwwwwww geeeeaaaa!:cool:

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^^i really want to hear you spit that.....

 

maybe you can post it at fuckyeah.org

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heres the number....

 

1-206-279-2655 (its a long distance call)

 

but then when u leave a voice message it posts it on the website.

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heres the number....

 

1-206-279-2655 (its a long distance call)

 

but then when u leave a voice message it posts it on the website.

 

or if your in l.a. you can call (310) 949-1234

 

and i can meet you on there to hear you spit some lyrics.

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theos black?

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