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12oz Madlibs PART TWO

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the finished madlib for the orginial was:

Job Application

 

I am qualified for this job because I'm sticky. I got a college education at Makros' cardboard box and I majored in dicks. I consider myself very innocence because I'm a zamboni. I'll be working to support my intriguing wife and our three corpulent anti-depressants. I'm looking for a job that pays between 6 and 666 dollars a year. I have experience using special bikes and a crucifix. I have a hairy attitude that makes me good for painting. I think these, among many other qualifications, make me right for this slim job. Thank you.

 

I hope that lets you all get an idea of what madlibs are. Also, a quick run down on parts of speech:

NOUN

person or place or thing

(Fembot,Driveway,Breast)

 

VERB

Action word

(he RAN, she JUMPED, they MURDERED)

 

PLURAL NOUN

More than one of a noun

(Fembots, Driveways, Boobs)

 

ADJECTIVE

Descriptive word, gives a description

(a RED apple, a NOISY record, a JEALOUS lover)

 

Weve already got a start on the second one, but we need it finished.:

1. California

2. Smart's garbage can

3. Turtles

4. MIDGETS

5. vaginas

--------------------- we need the ones below

6. Plural Noun

7. Famous Person's First and Last Name

8. Adjective

9. Type of Person (ex: baker, killer, millionaire)

10. Adjective

11. Plural Noun

12. Plural Noun

13. Plural Noun

14. Adjective

15. Plural Noun

16. Adjective

 

please go in order too.

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crouchingtiger and spanking mokey!!

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Guest drunken phil

11. plural noun...: ravers

 

 

 

:rolleyes:

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1. California

2. Smart's garbage can

3. Turtles

4. MIDGETS

5. vaginas

6.Wig-Wams

7.santa claus

8.robust

9.a dirty hippy

10.gargantuan

11.ravers

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1. California

2. Smart's garbage can

3. Turtles

4. MIDGETS

5. vaginas

6.Wig-Wams

7.santa claus

8.robust

9.a dirty hippy

10.gargantuan

11.ravers

12. Oompa Loompas

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Guest Fabo 2

Bora da rhydw enw fi ydu Fabo dau a d'win byw a Llundain.

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1. California

2. Smart's garbage can

3. Turtles

4. MIDGETS

5. vaginas

6.Wig-Wams

7.santa claus

8.robust

9.a dirty hippy

10.gargantuan

11.ravers

12. Oompa Loompas

13. Crappers

14. Oversized

----------

15. Plural Noun

16. Adjective

 

only 2 more!

(if smart reads this, can i get your email? you called me out on the allah/tease ban issue and i was asleep and si closed it before i even woke up. i dont want to waste space in CZ by starting another thread)(ps you said i had opposing viewpoints...i just want to show you why i had said what i did about allah, but then stuck up for cmeup. im not gonna write you a nasty email, and it wont be an email to try to convince you to bring back cmeup, that issue is over.)

thanks

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that was the first thing i tried santa. his email is disabled, thanks anyways.

 

1. California

2. Smart's garbage can

3. Turtles

4. MIDGETS

5. vaginas

6.Wig-Wams

7.santa claus

8.robust

9.a dirty hippy

10.gargantuan

11.ravers

12. Oompa Loompas

13. Crappers

14. Oversized

15. Cacti

---------------

15. Adjective

 

one more!

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Good timing... I just got back from working Ozzfest. :crazy:

 

 

 

Campus Day

 

California Smart's garbage can University

Office of the Dean - College of turtles and midgets

 

Dear Prospective Smart's garbage can Student,

 

On behalf of the turtles and midgets faculty, I want to invite you to Campus Day, April 8th. This is your opportunity to learn more about our programs and to get acquanted with the Smart's garbage can faculty, students, vaginas and wig-wams. We'll gather in the Santa Claus Center, but from there you can visit any part of the campus.

 

The College of turtles & midgets is a forward-looking place, stressing liberal turtles education with a Smart's garbage can edge and strongly commited to the undergraduate student. Even in the first year, you'll have classes with robust dirty hippy (as opposed to gargantuan teaching assistants). And your courses will often feel connected with the world beyond the campus, because we are interested in the social impact of what we study--whether that is ravers, Oompa Loompas, crappers, or oversized cacti.

 

We'll show you how to join a long tradition of students whose development in turtles and midgets has led to highly paranoid careers.

 

Come see us!

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