REGULATOR Posted July 11, 2002 Share Posted July 11, 2002 stories about milfs anyway today im sitting on a park bench with my homie high as fuck, and when im high as fuck, im horny as fuck...so i look over at the playground and spot this young ass blonde mom about like 25....sober i might have not been into it...but i was extremely horny...anyways....she decideds to pick up all the little shovel and trucks that her kids had in the sand....so one by one...shes bending over....i can see down her shirt...at this point im staring so hard im just like whoa!! she turns around and her booty is all up in the air...it was hot today and she was wearing some tite jeans and this skimpy tank top but god damn i was getting so on!!! my friend told me to calm down because i was tearing apart my coke bottle to relieve the horniness....but yea that was good....post up some stories about milfs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serpent of the light Posted July 11, 2002 Share Posted July 11, 2002 i forget what milf stands for... (i know from context what it is though.) help? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted July 11, 2002 Share Posted July 11, 2002 moms i like to fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serpent of the light Posted July 11, 2002 Share Posted July 11, 2002 :)why thank-you mista swif1. i've got no real stories... when i was in 1st grade my gf's mom walked around my school w/ her bare breast hanging out cuz she was feeding her baby. it bothered me then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted July 11, 2002 Share Posted July 11, 2002 I fucked a MILF (does that make sense ?).. it was good. she was 38 or somethin but so so fine.. she was south east asian so that made it even better. go me ! :king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted July 11, 2002 Author Share Posted July 11, 2002 ^^^ THE STORY...how you meet her...was she a freak...did she have a husband and was looking for some young fun?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted July 11, 2002 Share Posted July 11, 2002 avils, how old are you? i got a handjob from a 30 something year old in thailand. the only one thats ever made me come. fast too. i was like "how the fuck did you do that? teach me how..." milfs are dope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted July 11, 2002 Share Posted July 11, 2002 regs - i'm not too proud of the story or the details behind it.. needless to say i learnt alot from the experience so that prolly gives you a fair idea. jah - mid 20's man. at the time i was only 18. hahaha holy fuck... everytime i think about that h0 i get toey as fuck. aye jah, you got email ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted July 11, 2002 Share Posted July 11, 2002 www.milfhinter.com For all your milf lovin' needs....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted July 11, 2002 Share Posted July 11, 2002 Originally posted by avils I fucked a MILF pun like whoa...? :D you're welcome, 666 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HomerJayII Posted July 11, 2002 Share Posted July 11, 2002 THE BEST IS WHEN YOU HAVE A MILF FOR A TEACHER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stapler Posted July 11, 2002 Share Posted July 11, 2002 I got me a MILF for a teacher now, she is a short nice body with a perfect set of tits. I want to fuck her but i know i would get expelled. DAMM FUCK THE SCHOOL SYSTEM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnes 37 Posted July 11, 2002 Share Posted July 11, 2002 Originally posted by Stapler I got me a MILF for a teacher now, she is a short nice body with a perfect set of tits. I want to fuck her but i know i would get expelled. DAMM FUCK THE SCHOOL SYSTEM. what they dont know wont hurt them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DOLR....LED Posted July 11, 2002 Share Posted July 11, 2002 i want a milf...me and my friend just made some stupid shit up the other day we we were rambling "gilf" how origanol huh im sure you can figure it out:p :P :crazy: :crazy: :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted July 11, 2002 Share Posted July 11, 2002 yea... hee he hee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilistic Posted July 11, 2002 Share Posted July 11, 2002 everytime i see a milf i thank god... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted July 11, 2002 Share Posted July 11, 2002 ladie had 2 kids...sat on my lap..asked if i wanted to fuck her after i did some sexy shit while she was on my lap...2 years older than me...i said no and she asked anybody if they wanted to fuck her...some dorky skinny dude said yes and i watched.... nasty ass hoe.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted July 11, 2002 Share Posted July 11, 2002 moaned like a man...bed broke and the husband found out.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted July 11, 2002 Share Posted July 11, 2002 sounds like it was nasty.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted July 11, 2002 Share Posted July 11, 2002 i work with a milf i have hooked up with her daughter who is also fine as hell, but her mom......:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted July 11, 2002 Share Posted July 11, 2002 Originally posted by jah sounds like it was nasty.... tell me about it..at some points it sounded like a cow in pain... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DVISE GRPHk Posted July 11, 2002 Share Posted July 11, 2002 THE LIBRARIAN AT THE ELEMENTARY SCHOOL I USED TO GO TO WAS A MILF BUT I WAS TOO YOUNG TO EVEN NOTICE BACK THEN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOWEone Posted July 11, 2002 Share Posted July 11, 2002 http://www.milfhunter.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted July 11, 2002 Author Share Posted July 11, 2002 Originally posted by DVISE GRPHk THE LIBRARIAN AT THE ELEMENTARY SCHOOL I USED TO GO TO WAS A MILF BUT I WAS TOO YOUNG TO EVEN NOTICE BACK THEN really? damn the libraian at my elementary school was 89 years old and had puffy feet.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NoamChomsky Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 i miss moe:( is he still on here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 my friend's mum is a milf. last new years day, she came runnin up to me and gave me a huge kiss! im the only one out of our mates shes kissed :D i was fukn happy, i left the lipstick mark there for the whole day and told everyone my friends mum did it to me. haha he was so annoyed. her and i always joke around bout being each others b/f and g/f. its funny! shes fineeee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 damn... MILF'S are off tha hook it's mad every time u see them it brightens my day ur like "look look look" and ur mate goes "where" and u point out this bangin MILF and start imagining banging her and shit they were sent by god to be enjoyed by all word to MILF'S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 theres a girl that comes into my work, she looks just like Christina Aguelira (sp) , shes soo hot :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giving Tree Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 Originally posted by shaolinmasta damn... MILF'S are off tha hook it's mad every time u see them it brightens my day ur like "look look look" and ur mate goes "where" and u point out this bangin MILF and start imagining banging her and shit they were sent by god to be enjoyed by all word to MILF'S you might want to start investing in some periods. see, i use periods to end a sentence. it is helpful when someone is trying to tell the difference between the end of one sentence, and the beginning of another. you should look into adding this to your typing arsenal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timeago Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 Me and my boy walked up in our friends house and were all up in his fridge when his mom came out butt ass naked. She's tan than a bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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