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Guest --zeSto--

bite me

get lost

take a hike

go'way

vamoose

take off eh < !!

beat it

move along

screw off

buh bye

 

 

did I get any right ?

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Guest whydontyudie
Originally posted by Santa Claus

Go for it

Life goes on

Thats how it goes

Thats life

Maybe next time

Dont let go

 

 

add yours.

 

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FAIRY

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rahab is for quitters

smoking kills

do it in dabutt (thats da butt)

dont shit in your own back yard

shit runs down

just dont do it

do i as i say, not as i do

speak no evil, see no evil, hear no evil...

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dont stick anything in your ears except your elbows.

no glove, no love.

dont get with girls with adams apples

if theres grass on the field, play ball (or, for you ozzies and brits, if thers grass in the thicket, play cricket)

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-fuck the past make love to your future

-suck my fat cock bitch

-only if you add some ice

-ambers a whore

-everything is better done naked

-is that a keg in ur pants cuz id tap that ass...i know, its not advice..but hey its funny...

-its better to have ppl think ur an idiot than to open ur mouth and prove it

-dont fuckin touch me

-errrrrrrrr

-its only funny till someone gets hurt..then its just hilarious

-fuck you..i hope you die

hmmm i think i did this wrong oh well

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shut up

 

you should all die in a pool of your own brains

 

every time you go out of the house you could die

 

every time you stay indoors you could die

 

the biggest killer in australia is heart disease

 

life sucks die

 

today is the first day of the rest of your life

(this phrase has the power to both motivate and depress your victems)

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