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Santa Claus

Generic words of advice

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Guest --zeSto--

bite me

get lost

take a hike

go'way

vamoose

take off eh < !!

beat it

move along

screw off

buh bye

 

 

did I get any right ?

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eat me

fuck you

whatever

suck it

shit happens

tell them to loosen the handcuff

dont stare at the sun

dont shit your pants

no matter what you think, you cannot shove shit up your ass and expect it to come out your mouth

 

 

 

 

 

swallow.

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you suck you simple basterd.

what kinda horse shit.....

dumbfuck.

nice job, fuck up!

you are just like tease i swear!!;)

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you can do it, put your back into it

just follow your dreams.

You can do anything if you put your mind to it.

Every little thing is going to be alright.

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Settle down!

 

Quit whining!

 

It ain't easy ... it oughta be...

 

Don't let it whip ya.

 

Don't let your meat loaf.

 

You suck until further notice.

 

Sorry about your luck...

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Guest willy.wonka

i hate this one

 

sucks to be you!!! (followed with a luagh)

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Guest socrates

I can stop whenever I want to, just not now.....

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Guest whydontyudie
Originally posted by Santa Claus

Go for it

Life goes on

Thats how it goes

Thats life

Maybe next time

Dont let go

 

 

add yours.

 

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FAIRY

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Re: Re: Generic words of advice

 

Originally posted by whydontyudie

 

argggghhhhh me angry and homophobe arrrgggghhhhhh me not likey arrrgggghhhhh

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rahab is for quitters

smoking kills

do it in dabutt (thats da butt)

dont shit in your own back yard

shit runs down

just dont do it

do i as i say, not as i do

speak no evil, see no evil, hear no evil...

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this is fun?

 

you got to lick it befor you stick it

enjoy life eat out more often

dont shit a brick

whats wrong with your face .. no realy..

got beef ...........eat a port chop

...

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dont stick anything in your ears except your elbows.

no glove, no love.

dont get with girls with adams apples

if theres grass on the field, play ball (or, for you ozzies and brits, if thers grass in the thicket, play cricket)

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-fuck the past make love to your future

-suck my fat cock bitch

-only if you add some ice

-ambers a whore

-everything is better done naked

-is that a keg in ur pants cuz id tap that ass...i know, its not advice..but hey its funny...

-its better to have ppl think ur an idiot than to open ur mouth and prove it

-dont fuckin touch me

-errrrrrrrr

-its only funny till someone gets hurt..then its just hilarious

-fuck you..i hope you die

hmmm i think i did this wrong oh well

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if practice makes perfect then why bother when nobodie's perfect

 

 

the day you born is the day you slowly start to die

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Guest melt

fuck work! (today was my first job, i quit after an hour and a half.):(

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