jah Posted July 11, 2002 Share Posted July 11, 2002 a pussy??!!? id like to see you fight some kung fu nuts guys and see what youre saying then, if you can still talk that is. (there are parrots flying around my windows) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the shitz Posted July 11, 2002 Share Posted July 11, 2002 fluid movements yo yessssss now howd this guy kick u was he in back of u and he kicked u or was he infront of u and did like a trick behind the head kick from the front? anyone play jan lee for dead or alive 3? that guy is the shitz i always do this move thats like a jump kick and the person cant do anything about it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted July 11, 2002 Share Posted July 11, 2002 i took kung fu for about a month in 7th grade (i bet youre all glad youre not beefin with me now huh?) and that shits brutal. my teacher was teachin us how to kill fools in the first week. shit like thrusting your fingers through their eyes into their brains and stomping their nuts when theyre on the ground with your heal and busting peoples knee caps and shit.... kung fu is the shit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted July 11, 2002 Share Posted July 11, 2002 by the way... instead of "getting in a fight.... with kung fu blackbelts", you should call it, "getting chased down and kicked in the head by kung fu black belts." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the shitz Posted July 11, 2002 Share Posted July 11, 2002 ahhhhh i think im addicted to 12oz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colour Posted July 11, 2002 Share Posted July 11, 2002 hehehehe yo that is some funny stuff man, i really liked the way you told it to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted July 11, 2002 Share Posted July 11, 2002 http://plasticpuke.net/~sway/junk/brit_character.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted July 11, 2002 Share Posted July 11, 2002 ^^ shes gonna get fucked in the ass so hard her silicone is gonna fall out her mouth... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stapler Posted July 11, 2002 Share Posted July 11, 2002 No matter what when you have an equal amount of people fighting you, STAND THE FUCK UP FOR YOURSELF. No matter what martial art they know INTIMIDATION works the best. I have had to fight people with balck belts in Karate, Judo, and Ninja, I stood up for myself and ended up kicking there asses. Normally just fucking start hitting them in the face and they cant take it. They will either pussy out or keep fighting. And they are trained how to block there martial art moves not how to block a CRAZY DRUNK FUCKER WHO IS THROWING PUNCHES AT THEIR HEAD MOVES......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted July 11, 2002 Share Posted July 11, 2002 ^^^ hahaha. anyone can be a blackbelt. all you have to do is take a martial art long enough and memorise overything. that doesnt mean they have fighting experience. and youre wrong about martial artists only learning how to block other martial arts attacks. theyre taught to be able to block whatever is coming toward them. there are all differernt levels of skill. fighting a blackbelt who has been going to karate lessons for years in some dojo in colorado is not going to have a chance with a blackbelt taught at a shaolin school. if you get into a brawl with some asian dudes that know there shit and fight a lot, you can bet youre gonna get your drunk ass kicked. on the other hand... i still recomend standing up for yourself if its even and the dudes not bigger than you (of course i dont know if these guys were or not) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted July 11, 2002 Author Share Posted July 11, 2002 like i said, the guy was fucking fast and after he kicked me i didnt want to get my ass kicked even more by trying to attack him....im lucky i only got hit once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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