Guest --zeSto-- Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 So I was thinking about the one thing you shouldn't be without. And you know what the greatest invention of all time could possibly be....? http://www.drinkstuff.com/images/heineken-towel.jpg'> the TOWEL ! but what can you do with a towel you may ask... dry yourself make a sling an impromptu hat bangade a wound make a hobo-carry-all whip the weaker people clean up spills mop up your sweat flag down help snare rabbits ? use it as a blanket block out the sun strain noodles what CANT it do? --got any thing better ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robocop Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 GOD BLESS THE TOWELL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 I supose the microchip is up there somewhere... but nowhere near the allmighty towel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -sudz- Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 you should use it as a paint brush type thing too! canvas even? note:i think this was a waste of my 2000th post, regardless of how good towels are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loudhardfast Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 i thought you were gonna say heineken was the greatest invention of all time.... ...but the towel is pretty cool too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onemanband Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 Originally posted by --zeSto-- I supose the microchip is up there somewhere... but nowhere near the allmighty towel. imagine if you could get a microchipped towel though...just stand there while it dry's your butt for ya...that would be the cats meow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 http://enterprise.aacc.cc.md.us/~chris/pictures/new!!/PIC00008.jpg'> "Hi. I'm an idiot." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wintersouls Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 yea i hear that im rocking a towel right now bro! bigups for towel... im going to start writing towel late towel one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 Don't forget it can clean up your, um, personal messes....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 I want the comedy central towel, from southpark... Towelie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 Originally posted by JohnnyHorton I want the comedy central towel, from southpark... Towelie "Hey guys, wanna get high??" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 e = mc2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 ^ yeah... try to wipe a wet patio chair with energy or mass or aceleration squared. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 hahahaha.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robocop Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 the towel with a micro chip eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 i have a better invention.....the car-basically any means of transportation...wait? fuck. no! the towel could be a magic towel, like a magic carpet, but a magic towel, like in aladin...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 WHAT CANT IT DO !!! up up and away ! http://www.brewsource.com/Assets/prodimg/416.jpg'> http://www.webbedfeats.com/bonspage/towel.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AeRoSoL JuNkiE Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 http://members.tripod.de/gummiruetzel/towelie.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kissmyass#1 Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 http://www.chilliman.com/images/pabst.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the shitz Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) o shiznits this is so funny gotta love the microchip towel idea oooohhhh mercy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
•nakone• Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 :lick::lick: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiseguy Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 towels can also protect others from seing your genitals when you get out of the bathroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 http://enterprise.aacc.cc.md.us/~chris/tmp/image70.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 after the towel, id have to say the printing press. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 "oh man... i'm so high right now i have no idea whats goin on" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiseguy Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 after the towel id have to say deodorant, do you have any idea what it would be like going into public places like malls etc. without anyone wearing deodorant!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 Originally posted by wiseguy after the towel id have to say deodorant, do you have any idea what it would be like going into public places like malls etc. without anyone wearing deodorant!? your arm pits stink that bad guy? trim that shit you ogre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 the pop can/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 ^ umm... you mean the beer can? or the mini keg-can ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 The gun. I'd rather carry around a gun than a towel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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