Guest wintersouls Posted July 7, 2002 Share Posted July 7, 2002 so i had sex with this fat chick..kinda a "i have to get my x outa my head deal" i wasnt drunk. she was just fat..ill say about 140-150 maybe about 5.6 really gross..ugly in the face..whatever just a peice of trash..and after getting gross and sweaty..and almost vomitting on her from doing it..i asked what her name was...she asked what mine was she said she didn't know..i said good keep it that way you dont want to know my name..that sums it up .. i feel like shit for fucking the slut, but i just feel llike crap cuz of the motive behind.. it..oh well il hit up a decent chick soon enough, retribution+revenge= your dick hard!:king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad Posted July 7, 2002 Share Posted July 7, 2002 That just made me sick http://www.pukepics.com/iimages/pukers/puker.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted July 7, 2002 Share Posted July 7, 2002 BLOODHOUND GANG "You're pretty when I'm drunk" One Night Me And The Crew Hit The Road On A Mission To Slurp Free Brew And Go Fuzzy Flounder Fishin' Kayjees On The Hi-Fi And The Keg Was Bottomless Until We Brought Skip O' Pot2mus And Daddy's Gonna Get Some Probably Underage And Dumb And Everybody Knows That The Daddy Eats His Young Lupus In The Lavatory Making A Big Stink Macing Up The Toilet Seat And Pooping In The Sink M.S.G.¹S Tanked Up And Wizzin' In A Cup Waiting For A Sprinkle Genie To Come And Drink It Up Cause I'm The One Bottle Willy With The 12 Horse Ale After That I Get Silly Like Soupy Sales Now It's Midnight And I'm Completely Boofy Blitzed A Six Of Shlitz And The Jew Brew Manischewitz With My Beer-Tinted Glasses I'm Ready To Bitty Battle I'm Hungry Like The Wolf But I'll End Up Tending Cattle Cause You're Pretty When I'm Drunk (You're Pretty When I'm Drunk) [X4] (And I'm Pretty Fuckin' Drunk) Here She Comes, A Funky Fried Cutie Mr. Jimmy Pop Ali Is Gonna Get Some Booty Cause I'm Mr. Mcfeelie With A Speedy Delivery You'd Think I Was A Ditch The Way This Chick Was Diggin' Me But Maybe I Should Check And See If This Is Where I Wanna Be Hey Lupus Is She Cute? Yea For A Pygmie Aw! What Do You Know? You're Probably Going Home Alone And It Wouldn't Be The First Time That I Gave A Dog A Bone Plus Beauty, It's Only Skin Deep It's In The Eye Of The Beholder And My Beholder's About To Tweak I Could Tap That Barrel, In Fact I Know I Can It's A Ménagé A Trois You And Me And Heineken Cause You're Pretty When I'm Drunk (You're Pretty When I'm Drunk) [X4] Regrets I've Had A Few First And Foremost I'd Like To Mention You For The Sake Of Conversation We'll Call You The Brand New Heavy Your A Mix Between An Ugnaut And Eugene Levy You Can Call It Big-Boned, I Prefer To Call It Gut Your Buddha Your Shamu Your Jabba The Fuckin' Hutt You Had Harpoon Scars And Your Boobies Were Hairy I Smelt Tuna Melt But I Wasn¹T Gonna Worry It Was 3 A.M. And I Wasn't Gettin' Squat So I Rolled You Up In Flour And Aimed It For The Wet Spot I Was Buttering Rolls Like A Soup Kitchen Christian Then It Hit Me Something Bit Me While My Little Rod Was Fishin' I Was Deep Sea Fishing I Took A Fat Chance But How Was I Supposed To Know That Jabberjaws Lived In Your Pants At That Junction I Came To Realize That Only Frank Purdue Likes Thighs That Size Fatty Fatty Boom Ba Latty I Gotta Lament That You Were Not A Girl You Were An Experiment Cause You're Pretty When I'm Drunk (You're Pretty When I'm Drunk) You're Pretty When I'm Drunk And I'm pretty fucking drunk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted July 7, 2002 Share Posted July 7, 2002 AHAHHAHAHA that was fucking stupid of you man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted July 7, 2002 Share Posted July 7, 2002 hahahahahhahahaha your fuckin desperate man....how did you land a fat bitch like that did you leave some cheeeseburgers on your bed or did you got fat bitching hunting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ~nebz~ Posted July 7, 2002 Share Posted July 7, 2002 as long as you dont make it a habit of sleeping with fat girls whenever your ex gets on your mind... usually fat girls are willing to give it up because they know that NO-ONE really wants them just because there fat... did you take her out to eat after words...? :D :crazy: :dazed: :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AeRoSoL JuNkiE Posted July 7, 2002 Share Posted July 7, 2002 more coushin for the pushin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
type R Posted July 7, 2002 Share Posted July 7, 2002 fudwal;khj i'm gonna have to go with the "jerking off with crunchy peanut butter would have been better that that" response. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted July 7, 2002 Share Posted July 7, 2002 Do what ever you want, seriously who the hell cares? If you want to go have sex with a wilder beast to get over your ex feel free to do so. Im not going to applaud you for doing it, but im not going to talk shit either. If sleeping with some random girl (1 out of 3 Carrie a transmittable disease) makes you feel good about yourself because your no longer in a relationship and for what ever reason you really need that then go do it . :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted July 7, 2002 Share Posted July 7, 2002 fucking gross Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted July 7, 2002 Share Posted July 7, 2002 fat chicks give the best head cause no one wants to fuck them. but who cares man have fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted July 7, 2002 Share Posted July 7, 2002 ya know, if you wouldn't have told people she was fat you would be getting high fives...fucked up huh? either way your still getting your pee pee into something warm wet and pink and wiggling it around. we have eyelids for a reason Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kode Posted July 7, 2002 Share Posted July 7, 2002 Re: That just made me sick Originally posted by Vlad :lol: this is the greatest picture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kissmyass#1 Posted July 8, 2002 Share Posted July 8, 2002 http://website.lineone.net/~amamenec/images/logo2bb.JPG'> was this her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest seno.oner Posted July 8, 2002 Share Posted July 8, 2002 :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RickJameski Posted July 8, 2002 Share Posted July 8, 2002 fat chicks are awesome, everyone just has to find a fold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted July 8, 2002 Share Posted July 8, 2002 i am sad because kissmyass is in love with his fat ass boss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phEaM Posted July 8, 2002 Share Posted July 8, 2002 fat girls got it all going for them...i love me some fat girl..more cushion for the pushing ....i would pick a fat chick over any model...im tired of skinny girls they pass out during sex to quick....fat girls can work it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted July 8, 2002 Share Posted July 8, 2002 sounds like you need to learn to control your liquor. hooking up with chicks while youre drunk is a shitty idea in my book unless theyre unquestionably fine no matter how drunk you are. ive made a few mistakes but never really bad ones. not as bad as yours appartenly was. speaking of throwing up.... this chick i knew in hawaii threw up giving this dude head at a party. she fuckin puked all over him and everyone on the island heard about it. thats some nasty shit. she acquired a little repuation after that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wintersouls Posted July 8, 2002 Share Posted July 8, 2002 um iwasnt drunk... not drunk.. and it is still the grossest peice of ass i have ever touched.....and it didnt work..so looks like im just going to fuck some incrediblly hot girl.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12ozSUCKA Posted July 8, 2002 Share Posted July 8, 2002 fat bitches are like mopeds, there fun to ride or have layin around until people come by, then you gotta put em up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted July 8, 2002 Share Posted July 8, 2002 http://enterprise.aacc.cc.md.us/~chris/pictures/christmas/peeps.jpg'> "Having sex with a fat person isnt too bad....well...as compared to huddling around your computer while you all sit on a couch and all seem to have a great time using and watching this infernal device." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d-town_bomber Posted July 8, 2002 Share Posted July 8, 2002 i say good job on not letting her know your name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colour Posted July 8, 2002 Share Posted July 8, 2002 5'6 and 140-150 is fat to you guys, wow thats interesting... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyKrink Posted July 8, 2002 Share Posted July 8, 2002 first off 140-150 pounds is "not fat you got that actually its quite nutritious" but your still fucking hard. thats all i gotta say about that. you are fucking hard. The fact that you asked the girl what her name was after you fucked her and the fact that she asked you back is just really funny to me. Be careful though because how many guys do you think she's fucked whose names she does know not to mention all the random sexy graffiti writers who name is unimportant compared to a big dick in her ass. haha i dont know but i think what you did would only make you want your ex girlfriend even more because im hoping she looks a lot better than the whore bag you got with out of desperation or some sick fantasy, im leaning more towards desperation but still. hey atleast she didnt have a una brow. :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted July 8, 2002 Share Posted July 8, 2002 Originally posted by d-town_bomber i say good job on not letting her know your name werd! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest catwash Posted July 8, 2002 Share Posted July 8, 2002 Originally posted by phEaM fat girls got it all going for them...i love me some fat girl..more cushion for the pushing ....i would pick a fat chick over any model...im tired of skinny girls they pass out during sex to quick....fat girls can work it... Originally posted by phEaM i hope i loss my virginity by then.. ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DITDxCULT Posted July 8, 2002 Share Posted July 8, 2002 As long as she had big tits its ok. Fats girls with small tits is a big no no. You know I love my ebony bbw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHELLTOES Posted July 8, 2002 Share Posted July 8, 2002 how did i miss this thread earlier? i hear wher you're coming from. releaseing sexual tension after breaking up...but i've always been drunk and never fucked a fat chick. just head. i dunno, just me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dusty Lipschitz Posted July 8, 2002 Share Posted July 8, 2002 goin' hoggin... what do mopeds and fat chicks have in common? they are both fun to ride until your friends catch you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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