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having sex with fat chick, then asking what thier name is after?

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Guest wintersouls

so i had sex with this fat chick..kinda a "i have to get my x outa my head deal" i wasnt drunk. she was just fat..ill say about 140-150 maybe about 5.6 really gross..ugly in the face..whatever just a peice of trash..and after getting gross and sweaty..and almost vomitting on her from doing it..i asked what her name was...she asked what mine was she said she didn't know..i said good keep it that way you dont want to know my name..that sums it up .. i feel like shit for fucking the slut, but i just feel llike crap cuz of the motive behind.. it..oh well il hit up a decent chick soon enough,

 

 

retribution+revenge= your dick hard!:king:

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BLOODHOUND GANG

 

"You're pretty when I'm drunk"

 

One Night Me And The Crew Hit The Road On A Mission

To Slurp Free Brew And Go Fuzzy Flounder Fishin'

Kayjees On The Hi-Fi And The Keg Was Bottomless

Until We Brought Skip O' Pot2mus

And Daddy's Gonna Get Some Probably Underage And Dumb

And Everybody Knows That The Daddy Eats His Young

Lupus In The Lavatory Making A Big Stink

Macing Up The Toilet Seat And Pooping In The Sink

M.S.G.¹S Tanked Up And Wizzin' In A Cup

Waiting For A Sprinkle Genie To Come And Drink It Up

Cause I'm The One Bottle Willy With The 12 Horse Ale

After That I Get Silly Like Soupy Sales

Now It's Midnight And I'm Completely Boofy Blitzed

A Six Of Shlitz And The Jew Brew Manischewitz

With My Beer-Tinted Glasses I'm Ready To Bitty Battle

I'm Hungry Like The Wolf But I'll End Up Tending Cattle

Cause You're Pretty When I'm Drunk

(You're Pretty When I'm Drunk)

[X4]

(And I'm Pretty Fuckin' Drunk)

Here She Comes, A Funky Fried Cutie

Mr. Jimmy Pop Ali Is Gonna Get Some Booty

Cause I'm Mr. Mcfeelie With A Speedy Delivery

You'd Think I Was A Ditch The Way This Chick Was Diggin' Me

But Maybe I Should Check And See If This Is Where I Wanna Be

Hey Lupus Is She Cute? Yea For A Pygmie

Aw! What Do You Know? You're Probably Going Home Alone

And It Wouldn't Be The First Time That I Gave A Dog A Bone

Plus Beauty, It's Only Skin Deep

It's In The Eye Of The Beholder And My Beholder's About To Tweak

I Could Tap That Barrel, In Fact I Know I Can

It's A Ménagé A Trois You And Me And Heineken

 

Cause You're Pretty When I'm Drunk

(You're Pretty When I'm Drunk) [X4]

 

Regrets I've Had A Few

First And Foremost I'd Like To Mention You

For The Sake Of Conversation We'll Call You The Brand New Heavy

Your A Mix Between An Ugnaut And Eugene Levy

You Can Call It Big-Boned, I Prefer To Call It Gut

Your Buddha Your Shamu Your Jabba The Fuckin' Hutt

You Had Harpoon Scars And Your Boobies Were Hairy

I Smelt Tuna Melt But I Wasn¹T Gonna Worry

It Was 3 A.M. And I Wasn't Gettin' Squat

So I Rolled You Up In Flour And Aimed It For The Wet Spot

I Was Buttering Rolls Like A Soup Kitchen Christian

Then It Hit Me Something Bit Me While My Little Rod Was Fishin'

I Was Deep Sea Fishing I Took A Fat Chance

But How Was I Supposed To Know That Jabberjaws

Lived In Your Pants

At That Junction I Came To Realize

That Only Frank Purdue Likes Thighs That Size

Fatty Fatty Boom Ba Latty I Gotta Lament

That You Were Not A Girl You Were An Experiment

Cause You're Pretty When I'm Drunk

(You're Pretty When I'm Drunk)

You're Pretty When I'm Drunk

And I'm pretty fucking drunk

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hahahahahhahahaha your fuckin desperate man....how did you land a fat bitch like that did you leave some cheeeseburgers on your bed or did you got fat bitching hunting

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Guest ~nebz~

as long as you dont make it a habit of sleeping with fat girls whenever your ex gets on your mind... usually fat girls are willing to give it up because they know that NO-ONE really wants them just because there fat... did you take her out to eat after words...? :D :crazy: :dazed: :confused:

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fudwal;khj

 

i'm gonna have to go with the "jerking off with crunchy peanut butter would have been better that that" response.

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Do what ever you want, seriously who the hell cares? If you want to go have sex with a wilder beast to get over your ex feel free to do so. Im not going to applaud you for doing it, but im not going to talk shit either.

 

If sleeping with some random girl (1 out of 3 Carrie a transmittable disease) makes you feel good about yourself because your no longer in a relationship and for what ever reason you really need that then go do it . :)

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fat chicks give the best head cause no one wants to fuck them.

 

 

but who cares man have fun.

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ya know, if you wouldn't have told people she was fat you would be getting high fives...fucked up huh?

 

either way your still getting your pee pee into something warm wet and pink and wiggling it around.

 

we have eyelids for a reason

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Re: That just made me sick

 

Originally posted by Vlad

puker.jpg

 

 

 

 

:lol:

 

 

this is the greatest picture.

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Guest seno.oner

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

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fat girls got it all going for them...i love me some fat girl..more cushion for the pushing ....i would pick a fat chick over any model...im tired of skinny girls they pass out during sex to quick....fat girls can work it...

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sounds like you need to learn to control your liquor. hooking up with chicks while youre drunk is a shitty idea in my book unless theyre unquestionably fine no matter how drunk you are. ive made a few mistakes but never really bad ones. not as bad as yours appartenly was. speaking of throwing up.... this chick i knew in hawaii threw up giving this dude head at a party. she fuckin puked all over him and everyone on the island heard about it. thats some nasty shit. she acquired a little repuation after that.

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Guest wintersouls

um iwasnt drunk... not drunk.. and it is still the grossest peice of ass i have ever touched.....and it didnt work..so looks like im just going to fuck some incrediblly hot girl....

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first off 140-150 pounds is "not fat you got that actually its quite nutritious" but your still fucking hard. thats all i gotta say about that. you are fucking hard. The fact that you asked the girl what her name was after you fucked her and the fact that she asked you back is just really funny to me. Be careful though because how many guys do you think she's fucked whose names she does know not to mention all the random sexy graffiti writers who name is unimportant compared to a big dick in her ass. haha i dont know but i think what you did would only make you want your ex girlfriend even more because im hoping she looks a lot better than the whore bag you got with out of desperation or some sick fantasy, im leaning more towards desperation but still. hey atleast she didnt have a una brow. :o

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