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JoeyLawrence

I TOLD YOU I WAS FUCKIN BIPOLAR!!!!!

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Hi bitches. all it took was a short stint with organized religion, satan worship, some suicide contemplation, getting dissed by record amounts of women while losing money gambling with negros and breaking stolen gucci sunglasses in drunken fits of rage while listening to c-average driving around in stolen golf carts and popping pain meds to ease the pain and dreaming of all the hours wasted staring at this grey screen to get me back on here.

soooo where should i start? hmmmm.... my fourth of july sucked. well actually i ate very good food while hanging out living the psuedoprep© lifestyle in suburbia dodging overeager parents asking me about my future and life choices. Then i popped some record amounts of pills. I did some good combos too. I combine Vioxx, vicodin, claratin, ibprofin (5), percoset and benadryl. I felt like a fucking video game. I watched news with the old folks, ate more good food and then watched the shittiest display of fireworks that my eyes have ever seen. I then went home and drew cartoons all night. wow. (VAN HALEN was on)

 

Fuck....how did beautiful popgunwar find himself in such a pathetic predicament you are now asking yourself? WELLLLLLLLLLLLL ILL TELL YOU....... my bitch ex girlfriend didnt happen to tell me that the camping trip was cancelled and I spent all this fuckin exztra money on dope camping gear. FUCK it atleast ill have some cool gear to call my own now. FUCK. I lost another chance to see the most beautiful girl in the world....I went strolling around town all day swearing at myself while listening to slayer. I was sorta bummed out.

 

Ive eaten alot of fast food lately too. I think Im fuckin depressed again. Ohhhhhhhhh well. big suprise. ME depressed. I dunno why Im depressed anyways. fuck. I got some problems. KILL ROCK STARS is the dopest label. girl rock fuckin kills you all.

 

Anyways.... hopefully this rambling will do some good for me. whenever i hatemyself on here and ramble on and on about how shitty my life is....it turns around and is fuckin rad. and vice versa. NOTE my old rants where i talk about how all the ladies love me and the money and drugs are flowin. whatever. hahaha fuck i just said whatever.....but when i typed it it came out like this girly valley girl voice in my head. hahahaha

 

 

anyways....hmm i dunno. i said fuck you all to all of you but i guess um yeah. whatever.

 

 

dont take anything i say serious. im just a 20 yearold geek with too much to do and no will to do anything except sit and look at ebony porn and listen to antischism.

 

 

good night.

 

popgunwar.version bipolar.

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Guest willy.wonka

i have been contemplating suicide...:(:D

i dont think i'll ever do it though..:o sorry

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Guest Dyptheria

dude, i had so much respect for you. you just walked away. i thought highly of you for being able to just walk away from this cheap entertainment. you're back. oh god, i hope i'm capable someday.

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Guest ilikeskulls.

why do i picture popgunwar working at the zoo?

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Guest mcpeepants

dyptheria, go on aim.

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i like people who get fucking wasted on drugs and then say shit like "i dont know why im depressed"

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