!CEBERG Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 now im in a real good mood and... feel like makin my own thread.... i seen all these threads before me like... you know, the freestyle ones, but.... this got a twist, and some rules to keep it interestin.... here are the rules.... 1) You spit on the dude who went before you. for example the next reply should be someone telling me how corny i am 2) Theres an 8 bar limit so keep it short an sweet ( #2 ) so we dont get bored reading through your flows, get to the point, throw some hot shit out there, an when i come back tomorrow ill spit on whoever left off you say some corny shit, meaning some shit thats not a flow, you get the eDick, cause thats the only shit you can get from me from here you dont want the eDick so write some shit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tears*uno Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 a pioneer, in rhyming surpass emcees by far your in back of my style, like a criminal, your behind my bars fuck jewelry and cars, all i need are blunts pads and pens i spark up, and burn down niggas like incense cats just dont get it, thye still try to battle me but their rhymes come up short like jermaine dupri cant phase me, no matter what, i stay strong become more powerful from every bar, move up a rank with every song Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tears*uno Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 whoops when i was writign that tease wrote one... my fault Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blame Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 no diss tease it in the rules! tease your so stupid and your brain is hollow you think that a girl gets pregnant if she swallows so take off your fubu your wigger shit and get a life your gonna be a lonely sorry bastard without a wife i know i know i was just kiddin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blame Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 Originally posted by tears*uno whoops when i was writign that tease wrote one... my fault while i was writing dissin tease you wrote one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tears*uno Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 thankyou :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!CEBERG Posted July 4, 2002 Author Share Posted July 4, 2002 keep it goin... you tears uno, ill give you somethin to shed with my gun play ill have your whole family cryin in church next sunday im one way, berg also known as the Conn. Artist its the internet but my intellect... will leave you dearly departed soft like a babys ass after a bubble bath actin like you the hardest cause me an tease dont got enemys we got friends and targets an honestly... we only sit on rims that are 21 an above so "please believe" they so old they could get drunk the club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tears*uno Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 Originally posted by !CEBERG keep it goin... you tears uno, ill give you somethin to shed with my gun play ill have your whole family cryin in church next sunday im one way, berg also known as the Conn. Artist its the internet but my intellect... will leave you dearly departed soft like a babys ass after a bubble bath actin like you the hardest cause me an tease dont got enemys we got friends and targets an honestly... we only sit on rims that are 21 an above so "please believe" they so old they could get drunk the club when im done with you sonny, youll be on the ground in parts the only guns you play with are poppin off nerf darts the only thing like a babys ass is my rhymes, im fuckin smooth your a faggot, i think ive seen you dancin, in moulin rouge i rap more bars than alcatrz has, and spit more than daffy duck you chicken head, say cluck, look at all the dick you suck you a conn artist guilty of theft, your style aint even your own i roll deeper than the ocean, and kill harder than capone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tears*uno Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 .....and what! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!CEBERG Posted July 4, 2002 Author Share Posted July 4, 2002 that shit was hot but you gettin offendid, i was tryin to keep it goin, tryin to make this thread just strictly rhymes but thats not workin out now your turnin it into a battle rap this, just, aint workin out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tears*uno Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 and im not done ima keep goin, cuz im soundin superb make sure this rhyme finishes you, im done dealin with you herb rims not , the only things your sittin on, is your boys dick whiel you ridin him im busy writin rhymes that are just too sick and just shutup ...you aint hard....you aint a fuckin con im the don.... homeboy your gayer then, elton john no ahrd fellings... just rhyming :dazed: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 fuck you or capone, im ready to cap-one i'm up in this flow like the female james bond ill melt the ice from you berg, i'll dry you up tear i'll tattoo your dicks and put "tease, baby, i wish you were here" ...eh... i love you three i cant go on. i really didnt mean it. and i am drunk dunnnnnyyss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 ice: *muah* tear: * muah * tease: * Muah* keep going keep going Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!CEBERG Posted July 4, 2002 Author Share Posted July 4, 2002 no hard feelins at all i wouldnt have started this thread if that was the case, i was tryin to get people to rhyme, one after another about the person before them you know? give it some variety, make it interesting but it has already turned into a back and forth freestyle thread so it just loses interest if its the same two dudes goin back and forth so i wanted to keep a bar limit, which we kept, but we got into that back and forth shit so.... like i said its not workin out, im goin to sleep but yea, the shit you spit earlier was hot it kinda defeated the purpose talkin an with the back an forth shit. my fault, i guess i didnt make it clear or maybe you just dont give a fuck but... thats what i was tryin to do and its not lookin so good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tears*uno Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 Originally posted by cmeup come on babyboy keep with tha pace quit fucking complaining cuz we're all in your face your a disgrace to our race that being warriors in a freestyle battle... your gettin' eaten up like some cattle at dinner time my shits so tight you should press rewind listen again to get tha full affect got tha crowd screamin: "YOU JUST GOT CHECKED!!!!" IB:king:<~ now your talkin about cattle, i see you want beef ill calp you off real fast, smoke you liek an ounce of reef queef, check yourself, your rhymes aint yours, probly robbed the only verbal skills you got dunn are for givin blow jobs.. WHAT WHAT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tears*uno Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 yeah i feel you ice... i dont really like this beef dissing thing.. i say from now on just spit a rhyme... no dissing certain people... it will make this thread alot more interesting... here is one off the bat... i flow sick, beatin niggas like they do to there dicks shootin verbal bullets till i empty, my lyrical clip fire weapons till they go click, i never stop bustin you got beef, ill clap you, your mom, and all your cousins a smart one, from streets and experiences, ive gained all my knowledge find my self battlin kids who probly graduated from clown college keepin cats drunk off my rhymes, theyll vomit its so sick i expand niggas heads like an afro pick dont bother suckin corporate dick, fuck a record deal i strip whack emcees pride like a banana peel make faggots feel dumb everytime i finish a rhyme respect from cats theres no question, like mobb deep, its mine sorry its longer... couldnt stop the flow... ;] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!CEBERG Posted July 4, 2002 Author Share Posted July 4, 2002 Originally posted by tears*uno yeah i feel you ice... i dont really like this beef dissing thing.. i say from now on just spit a rhyme... no dissing certain people... it will make this thread alot more interesting... here is one off the bat... nah... thats what it was about, just spittin on the dude who posted before you like you all got somethin to say about eachother, you get creative when you have to show someone up so it was supposed to go like a then b disses a the c disses b then d disses c etc... anyways, im for really goin to sleep this time, one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepAnDream Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 enter now into te belly of the beast where all logical thought processes cease no control in these streets in a citty that never sleeps.. come to my streets if you wanna feel the heat... ill fuck you up and take your money and paint like i did to IbTease... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey dee ive seen your nipples!! if i lived closer to you... id pop that pussy like a pimple you and devilush in a threesome is gonna be one of my achievements so please believe it!!! its gonna come like tha year two thousand and three ill have you wanting a tattoo on your ass that says 'IBTEASE OWNS ME' ahhhhhhhh girl, you know im nothing but trouble... tell your ex-husband for your love i will rumble.... fight to tha death for your hand in marraige have tha bed rockin' like it was a horse and carraige... give up your name cuz my name should be tease cuz you cant have anything you've seen in the thread double d's IM nothing but trouble, your nothing but talk you coulden't even back it up even if you knew how to c-walk uh... :: brain fart :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tears*uno Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 Originally posted by cmeup tears your ::god:: son.... teaserok<~ were you being sarcastic or serious.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepAnDream Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 oops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepAnDream Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 your the type to put your own shit in your playschool tape deck completely llegible but its evident youre riding up on eminems dick you can press rewind about a thousand of times, but your unrefined ryhmes are nothing compared to mine... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tears*uno Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 Originally posted by SleepAnDream your the type to put your own shit in your playschool tape deck completely llegible but its evident youre riding up on eminems dick you can press rewind about a thousand of times, but your unrefined ryhmes are nothing compared to mine... the only evidence of riding dick that i see right here is you, so hold up and fuckin sleepin and dreamin kid.. ill fuckin put you in a coma im the definition of ill, i meet up raps far ends why do i bother dealin with you, your funnier than martin lawrence im like the ocean your just a ship in my sea, ill sink your boat i rhyme iller than ghonnorea and depper than your girls throat ...BAM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepAnDream Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 Originally posted by cmeup if thats your battle cry your pothetic as fuck you took a swing and i ducked and caught you sleepin' you cant hit me or CME, which means your just reachin' ill shit on you nigga like a bird from above took your moms virginity but showed her no love she just another bitch in my black book like casper tha ghost nigga you just got SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK! teaser ;) shook? maybe you should take a look at the verbal diarreah that spews from your lips its a trip to see such big balls hanging down from under your clit youre a hermaphrodite without a clue you get yourself pregnant from your own cum in your own fellopian tubes next tie you spit, reread our shit before i bend you over backwards and make you my bitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepAnDream Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 maybe i should reread my own shit, haha, i cunt spel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tears*uno Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 ehh ill just keep goin because this is fun and i have nothin better to do and i return, it seems fans want more of the drowd pleaser cuz while im bonin your steez youll be sleepin and dreamin with teaser geezer, im 14 and im, still burnin you sick with it, when people people listen they catchin the flu and teaser dont talk abotu knobs...cuz you slobbin on mine callin me a god, and so far ive spit about 5 rhymes so its over kids, ill box you out with my lyrics like clay cascius smoke a blunt made of your flesh, laced with your homeboys ashes ...damn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsin@austin Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 to no particular person, just a short one. Do your own thing Don't worry 'bout the next man Have your own plan, If you can You can be my #1 fan I saw that chick in double dd's, Damn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepAnDream Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 i sleep and i dream of the better fuckin days ... the time i was when i was up in your quadrapelegic sisters gut when i dicked her hard and i tore her butt when my shit was deeper than the titanic in her gullet when i fucked her from behind, tugging gently on her mullet in the hot tub holding her up but the stubs she would rub and rub and rub and rub.... fucking days, the memories are endless fucking days , the memories were splendid too bad now i have 8 charges pending... :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tears*uno Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 Originally posted by SleepAnDream i sleep and i dream of the better fuckin days ... the time i was when i was up in your quadrapelegic sisters gut when i dicked her hard and i tore her butt when my shit was deeper than the titanic in her gullet when i fucked her from behind, tugging gently on her mullet in the hot tub holding her up but the stubs she would rub and rub and rub and rub.... fucking days, the memories are endless fucking days , the memories were splendid too bad now i have 8 charges pending... :o i dont have a sister :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepAnDream Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 im a sicko i know but yall still wanna hear me though cuz yall wanna know whats up with teasers genital afro its not an afro though but more of a genital mullet he rocked one for years until tears had to jump on it... to flaming fags with the same genital hair do... tears had to do what the other queer do... isnt that cute? im laughing so hard now that im shedding tears for you.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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