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now im in a real good mood and... feel like makin my own thread....

 

i seen all these threads before me like... you know, the freestyle ones, but....

 

this got a twist, and some rules to keep it interestin....

 

here are the rules....

 

1) You spit on the dude who went before you. for example the next reply should be someone telling me how corny i am

 

2) Theres an 8 bar limit

 

so keep it short an sweet ( #2 ) so we dont get bored reading through your flows, get to the point, throw some hot shit out there, an when i come back tomorrow ill spit on whoever left off

 

you say some corny shit, meaning some shit thats not a flow, you get the eDick, cause thats the only shit you can get from me from here

 

you dont want the eDick

 

so write some shit...

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Guest tears*uno

a pioneer, in rhyming surpass emcees by far

 

your in back of my style, like a criminal, your behind my bars

 

fuck jewelry and cars, all i need are blunts pads and pens

 

i spark up, and burn down niggas like incense

 

cats just dont get it, thye still try to battle me

 

but their rhymes come up short like jermaine dupri

 

cant phase me, no matter what, i stay strong

 

become more powerful from every bar, move up a rank with every song

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Guest tears*uno

whoops when i was writign that tease wrote one... my fault

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no diss tease it in the rules!

 

tease your so stupid and your brain is hollow

 

you think that a girl gets pregnant if she swallows

 

so take off your fubu your wigger shit and get a life

 

your gonna be a lonely sorry bastard without a wife

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i know i know i was just kiddin!

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Originally posted by tears*uno

whoops when i was writign that tease wrote one... my fault

 

while i was writing dissin tease you wrote one

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keep it goin...

 

you tears uno, ill give you somethin to shed with my gun play

ill have your whole family cryin in church next sunday

im one way, berg also known as the Conn. Artist

its the internet but my intellect... will leave you dearly departed

soft like a babys ass after a bubble bath actin like you the hardest

cause me an tease dont got enemys we got friends and targets

an honestly... we only sit on rims that are 21 an above

so "please believe" they so old they could get drunk the club

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Guest tears*uno
Originally posted by !CEBERG

keep it goin...

 

you tears uno, ill give you somethin to shed with my gun play

ill have your whole family cryin in church next sunday

im one way, berg also known as the Conn. Artist

its the internet but my intellect... will leave you dearly departed

soft like a babys ass after a bubble bath actin like you the hardest

cause me an tease dont got enemys we got friends and targets

an honestly... we only sit on rims that are 21 an above

so "please believe" they so old they could get drunk the club

 

when im done with you sonny, youll be on the ground in parts

the only guns you play with are poppin off nerf darts

the only thing like a babys ass is my rhymes, im fuckin smooth

your a faggot, i think ive seen you dancin, in moulin rouge

i rap more bars than alcatrz has, and spit more than daffy duck

you chicken head, say cluck, look at all the dick you suck

you a conn artist guilty of theft, your style aint even your own

i roll deeper than the ocean, and kill harder than capone

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that shit was hot but you gettin offendid, i was tryin to keep it goin, tryin to make this thread just strictly rhymes

 

but thats not workin out

 

now your turnin it into a battle rap

 

this, just, aint workin out...

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Guest tears*uno

and im not done ima keep goin, cuz im soundin superb

make sure this rhyme finishes you, im done dealin with you herb

rims not , the only things your sittin on, is your boys dick

whiel you ridin him im busy writin rhymes that are just too sick

and just shutup ...you aint hard....you aint a fuckin con

im the don.... homeboy your gayer then, elton john

 

 

no ahrd fellings... just rhyming :dazed:

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fuck you or capone, im ready to cap-one

 

i'm up in this flow like the female james bond

 

ill melt the ice from you berg, i'll dry you up tear

 

i'll tattoo your dicks and put "tease, baby, i wish you were here"

 

 

...eh... i love you three i cant go on. i really didnt mean it. and i am drunk dunnnnnyyss

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ice: *muah*

 

tear: * muah *

 

tease: * Muah*

 

keep going keep going

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no hard feelins at all

 

i wouldnt have started this thread if that was the case, i was tryin to get people to rhyme, one after another about the person before them you know?

 

give it some variety, make it interesting but it has already turned into a back and forth freestyle thread so it just loses interest if its the same two dudes goin back and forth

 

so i wanted to keep a bar limit, which we kept, but we got into that back and forth shit so....

 

like i said its not workin out, im goin to sleep but yea, the shit you spit earlier was hot

 

it kinda defeated the purpose talkin an with the back an forth shit. my fault, i guess i didnt make it clear or maybe you just dont give a fuck but... thats what i was tryin to do and its not lookin so good

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Guest tears*uno
Originally posted by cmeup

come on babyboy

keep with tha pace

quit fucking complaining cuz we're all in your face

your a disgrace to our race

that being warriors in a freestyle battle...

your gettin' eaten up like some cattle

at dinner time

my shits so tight you should press rewind

listen again to get tha full affect

got tha crowd screamin: "YOU JUST GOT CHECKED!!!!"

 

IB:king:<~

 

 

now your talkin about cattle, i see you want beef

ill calp you off real fast, smoke you liek an ounce of reef

queef, check yourself, your rhymes aint yours, probly robbed

the only verbal skills you got dunn are for givin blow jobs..

 

 

WHAT WHAT!

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Guest tears*uno

yeah i feel you ice... i dont really like this beef dissing thing.. i say from now on just spit a rhyme... no dissing certain people... it will make this thread alot more interesting... here is one off the bat...

 

 

i flow sick, beatin niggas like they do to there dicks

shootin verbal bullets till i empty, my lyrical clip

fire weapons till they go click, i never stop bustin

you got beef, ill clap you, your mom, and all your cousins

a smart one, from streets and experiences, ive gained all my knowledge

find my self battlin kids who probly graduated from clown college

keepin cats drunk off my rhymes, theyll vomit its so sick

i expand niggas heads like an afro pick

dont bother suckin corporate dick, fuck a record deal

i strip whack emcees pride like a banana peel

make faggots feel dumb everytime i finish a rhyme

respect from cats theres no question, like mobb deep, its mine

 

sorry its longer... couldnt stop the flow... ;]

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Originally posted by tears*uno

yeah i feel you ice... i dont really like this beef dissing thing.. i say from now on just spit a rhyme... no dissing certain people... it will make this thread alot more interesting... here is one off the bat...

 

nah... thats what it was about, just spittin on the dude who posted before you

 

like you all got somethin to say about eachother, you get creative when you have to show someone up

 

so it was supposed to go like

 

a

 

then b disses a

 

the c disses b

 

then d disses c

 

etc... anyways, im for really goin to sleep this time, one

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enter now into te belly of the beast

where all logical thought processes cease

no control in these streets in a citty that never sleeps..

come to my streets if you wanna feel the heat...

ill fuck you up and take your money and paint like i did to IbTease...

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heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey dee

ive seen your nipples!!

if i lived closer to you...

id pop that pussy like a pimple

you and devilush in a threesome is gonna be one of my achievements

so please believe it!!!

its gonna come like tha year two thousand and three

ill have you wanting a tattoo on your ass that says 'IBTEASE OWNS ME'

ahhhhhhhh girl, you know im nothing but trouble...

tell your ex-husband for your love i will rumble....

fight to tha death for your hand in marraige

have tha bed rockin' like it was a horse and carraige...

 

 

give up your name cuz my name should be tease

 

cuz you cant have anything you've seen in the thread double d's

 

IM nothing but trouble, your nothing but talk

 

you coulden't even back it up even if you knew how to c-walk

 

uh... :: brain fart ::

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Guest tears*uno
Originally posted by cmeup

tears your ::god:: son....

 

teaserok<~

 

were you being sarcastic or serious....

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your the type to put your own shit in your playschool tape deck

 

completely llegible but its evident youre riding up on eminems dick

 

you can press rewind about a thousand of times,

 

but your unrefined ryhmes are nothing compared to mine...

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Originally posted by SleepAnDream

your the type to put your own shit in your playschool tape deck

 

completely llegible but its evident youre riding up on eminems dick

 

you can press rewind about a thousand of times,

 

but your unrefined ryhmes are nothing compared to mine...

 

the only evidence of riding dick that i see right here is you, so hold up

and fuckin sleepin and dreamin kid.. ill fuckin put you in a coma

im the definition of ill, i meet up raps far ends

why do i bother dealin with you, your funnier than martin lawrence

im like the ocean your just a ship in my sea, ill sink your boat

i rhyme iller than ghonnorea and depper than your girls throat

 

...BAM!

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Originally posted by cmeup

 

if thats your battle cry

your pothetic as fuck

you took a swing and i ducked and caught you sleepin'

you cant hit me or CME, which means your just reachin'

ill shit on you nigga like a bird from above

took your moms virginity but showed her no love

she just another bitch in my black book

like casper tha ghost nigga

you just got SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!

 

teaser ;)

 

shook? maybe you should take a look at the verbal diarreah that spews from your lips

its a trip to see such big balls hanging down from under your clit

youre a hermaphrodite without a clue

you get yourself pregnant from your own cum in your own fellopian tubes

next tie you spit, reread our shit

before i bend you over backwards and make you my bitch

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