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Guest ctrl+alt+del

Your SPY name, and your mission

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Guest ctrl+alt+del

IM Austin Powers, type hq and go to number 5.

 

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me: Ctrl+alt+del

Austin Powers: Your groovy spy name is Ctrl+ "Suave" +Alt+Del.

 

Want to see the top secret dossier on you, Suave?

me: yes

Austin Powers: Ctrl+ "Suave" +Alt+Del

 

Most comfortable in a tuxedo or gorgeous gown, you float across the room and never take your eyes off the prize. Mesmerized, people around you realize too late that their wallets are missing - and worse still, their hearts. Vital gear includes a killer smile, open tab at the local watering hole and a smooth ride to take home your winnings.

 

>>> That blasted Dr. Evil is up to no good! Type "grey" if you dare...

me: grey

Austin Powers: You're as grey as London fog, baby! Yeah!

 

To change your color, just type "gold-o-lizer."

 

>>> Hey! Tell your friends about me. I love people.

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Guest seno.oner

Seno. "Action" .Oner

 

You always manage look good, whether you're in a high-speed car chase, hanging from a precarious ledge, jumping from a waterfall or dancing a mean tango. Vital gear includes shoes that are comfortable to run and dance in, a hot getaway car and a change of clothes.

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Agent : Pistol of Love

Mission : To fuck Beyonce before Austin gets to her.

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Agent Voyeur

 

I spy on the hottest women in the earth and sell their lusty pictures to horny businessmen throughout the world

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Guest socrates

Agent: Obvious

Objective: To point out obvious facts to those who already know

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Guest willy.wonka

DR. DEATH

my mission is simple

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Vinyl "Unconquerable" Junkie

 

You laugh in the face of adversity, knowing you will walk away without a scratch. Ninjas fear you and assassins can't be paid enough to confront you. Vital gear includes a tight shirt to show off your muscles, wraparound sunglasses and a cigar.

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and this is kinda cool, considering i start traveling in 2 days: (this is what i got when i asked for my horoscope)

Pleasure trips will be entertaining and educational. You will experience new cultures that will enlighten you and make you sure of yourself. Apply what you learn to your everyday life.

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Guest Stapler

Name: Sculla Beer

Mission: Drink all the best beers in the world and get freaky with lots of women

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