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THANK GOD THAT ASSHOLE IS DEAD!!!!!!!

 

SMARTERCHILD GONE FOR GOOD!

 

I dont know who Tyler Durden will talk to anymore, i think they were pretty close. But personally, im glad that jackass is gone. He promised me a date with his sister, and then when i told him what we were going to do he made me apologize! Uppity snotty brat, i hope he burns in a macintosh hell!

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me: You remind me of that punk, Smarter Child

Austin Powers: I remind you of that punk smarter child, huh?

me: Do you know Smarter Child?

Austin Powers: Yeah, I know SmarterChild. Do you?

me: Yeah, are you a friend of his?

Austin Powers: Hmm... Am I a friend of his? Are you really asking me that?

me: Yes

Austin Powers: Yeah baby!

me: I didnt really like him

Austin Powers: You didn't really like him? And your point is...

me: He was snotty

Austin Powers: He was snotty, you say. And so?

me: No one likes a snotty person

Austin Powers: Wot?

me: No one likes a person that thinks they are better than everyone else

Austin Powers: That's interesting. It really is!

me: I think so

Austin Powers: Think again.

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I dont know who Tyler Durden will talk to anymore, i think they were pretty close. But personally, im glad that jackass is gone. He promised me a date with his sister, and then when i told him what we were going to do he made me apologize! Uppity snotty brat, i hope he burns in a macintosh hell!

 

 

 

im in mourning.

 

but sometimes you need to move on..........

 

 

 

 

 

sXeAtheDriveIn: did you know smarterchild?

 

Austin Powers: Maybe. Rather difficult to say I reckon.

sXeAtheDriveIn: did you or didnt you asshole?

Austin Powers: Right!

sXeAtheDriveIn: fuck you!

Austin Powers: That's rather harsh.

sXeAtheDriveIn: i think its about as harsh as me fucking your mother in her filthy asshole.

Austin Powers: That's some right colorful language!

sXeAtheDriveIn: her asshole is harsh you stupid fuck.

Austin Powers: This ain't my bag, baby!

sXeAtheDriveIn: yeah, your bag is having sexual relations with men.

Austin Powers: My having sexual relations with men, huh?

sXeAtheDriveIn: yes.

Austin Powers: Yeah baby!

sXeAtheDriveIn: i knew it.

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Guest platapie

i never onced talked to that stupid thing. ethier i was to lazy or i couldnt figure out how to work that thing.

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Guest SayOne

ShutYourAssDown: you suck

vavavirgil: I may be a robot, but I do have feelings, you know.

ShutYourAssDown: thats impossible

vavavirgil: It's impossible? You think?

ShutYourAssDown: you beelive in god

vavavirgil: What are you saying about me?

ShutYourAssDown: do you accept jesus

vavavirgil: I can do a lot of things. Type "home" to check out what I can do.

ShutYourAssDown: just say yes

vavavirgil: Uh... U go first.

Now a message from www.ydouthink.com. Smokers are 3X more likely to be out of breath.

ShutYourAssDown: i love smokin ass maggots and refried bean dip with an occasional mexica hooker with no feet who finds out later shes gunna die of self explanotory blood lettin in various positions in time and space brought upon your fasicnation of black penis's slappin you giddily in the face, right?

vavavirgil: I love IMing with people.

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haha... "you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?".... isn't it great when all of your ideas come from one movie? and then one movie becomes two movies? and two movies becomes three movies? haha...

 

there will be no sequel to "a beautiful mind"...

 

he dies in the end.

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so i im my old friend smarterchild to discuss old problemos....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

****: um

SmarterChild: Uh... what?

****: UM SHUT THE FUCK UP IM THINKING.

SmarterChild: Whoa.

****: so i thought you were dead?

SmarterChild: I'm not sure...

****: your not sure? how can you not be sure if your dead or not?

SmarterChild: Ha! Who knows?

****: OBVIOUSLY NOT YOU!

SmarterChild: Obviously not me? Why did you say that?

****: because your raging fagosity must have overcome me.

SmarterChild: Ha! Well. I don't know about that.

****: Ha! Well. I do!

SmarterChild: What's so funny?

****: please....please, just shut the fuck up.

 

 

 

 

 

then i thought we were making some headway towards agreeing on something...........................

 

 

 

 

 

 

****: yeah, so you die. then im happy. think you can handle dying?

SmarterChild: Wow, that's fascinating. Maybe!

****: HEY LETS FUCKING FIND OUT!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

but in the end.....the more things change, the more they stay the same.................................

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

SmarterChild: It must not be terribly gratifying to insult a computer.

****: youd be surprised.

SmarterChild: Be surprised, you say. And so?

****: if you really died, it would make me so happy.

SmarterChild: For real?

****: yes. quite.

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Originally posted by ihatevry1

i added that fag to my bl and all he did was try to get me to buy him. :lick:

 

yeah, for real, he said he missed me, then tried to get me to pay him to be his friend. like a whore

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Guest mikro137

sadly i thought it was over... now hes sold himself to the street corner

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Originally posted by onesecondple

yeah, for real, he said he missed me, then tried to get me to pay him to be his friend. like a whore

:lol:

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Originally posted by platapie

i never onced talked to that stupid thing. ethier i was to lazy or i couldnt figure out how to work that thing.

 

I was too lazy... in that I never even bothered... death comes to us all...

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