Guest capindikfays Posted July 1, 2002 Share Posted July 1, 2002 i have always been a city slicker, and just recently i moved off my beautiful pacific island all the way down to the muggy, love your cousin,and sport a mullet while sipping on a milwauke's best, south. why you might ask? well, for a number of reasons and circumstances for which i need not mention. but anyway, as i was saying, these inbred bible thumping, jerry springer ,only made it up to grade 6 yoakles. have got to be the missing link between us and the monkeys. and if i have affended you, then i feel sorry for your mother,or should i say sisteraunt.. a concerned bloodskull Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted July 1, 2002 Share Posted July 1, 2002 http://jon.jbagroup.net/pix/noyourthehomo.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B_As_In_Bot Posted July 1, 2002 Share Posted July 1, 2002 fuck you flatfoot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted July 1, 2002 Share Posted July 1, 2002 whats wrong with the milwauke's best..its a great beer especially since I can get a 12 pack for $4 better fucking recognize or my redneck ass will fuck you like your my sister Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted July 1, 2002 Share Posted July 1, 2002 http://www.manifestation.org/~ill/images/funny/gayalarm.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest capindikfays Posted July 1, 2002 Share Posted July 1, 2002 flatfoot? Originally posted by Dirty_habiT http://jon.jbagroup.net/pix/noyourthehomo.jpg'> hey,you are what you stomp ! OHNO, did i make you cry? did i hit a touchy subject? you must be one of these mullet sporting hicks,with a missing chromosome. pig licker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
23578 Posted July 1, 2002 Share Posted July 1, 2002 ^ what he said, you're like one of those closet homo's that homo bash in public, but get hot thinking of the pole in you're ass. j/k you've got to watch out, it's infectious however. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CapnFuckface Posted July 1, 2002 Share Posted July 1, 2002 Nice name, guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_grim540 Posted July 1, 2002 Share Posted July 1, 2002 don't fuck with the old make-me-walk-funny 30 pack $9 and the more I think of it, the longer I live here the more my hillybilly roots begin to show, I always listen to an AM classic counrty/bluegrass station whenever I can I am a redneck....with class Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted July 1, 2002 Share Posted July 1, 2002 Originally posted by CapnFuckface Nice name, guy. http://jon.jbagroup.net/pix/bear.gif'> "But, why does he call Dirty a homo, and then try to come onto 23578?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CapnFuckface Posted July 1, 2002 Share Posted July 1, 2002 Originally posted by Dirty_habiT "But, why does he call Dirty a homo, and then try to come onto 23578?" Look at my name, and then look at the name of the guy who started the thread. that's what i was getting at. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted July 1, 2002 Share Posted July 1, 2002 Originally posted by grim540 don't fuck with the old make-me-walk-funny 30 pack $9 and the more I think of it, the longer I live here the more my hillybilly roots begin to show, I always listen to an AM classic counrty/bluegrass station whenever I can I am a redneck....with class high five brother!!! what are a rednecks last words? Look what I can do what are his cousins last words? shit, I can do that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted July 1, 2002 Share Posted July 1, 2002 Wow i dont understand, this thread errupted into a storm of irrelivant anger. Teenagers these days... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted July 1, 2002 Share Posted July 1, 2002 Oh, he's just angry because he's got gas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted July 1, 2002 Share Posted July 1, 2002 http://enterprise.aacc.cc.md.us/~chris/pictures/PIC00014.jpg'> "our lives are boring" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted July 1, 2002 Share Posted July 1, 2002 Go look at the new mass appeal and laugh at the red necks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capindikfays Posted July 1, 2002 Share Posted July 1, 2002 pray Originally posted by Kr430n5_666 http://enterprise.aacc.cc.md.us/~chris/pictures/PIC00014.jpg'> "our lives are boring" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted July 1, 2002 Share Posted July 1, 2002 Hillbillies scare the hell out of me.......any canadians ever heard of Hornby Island?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted July 1, 2002 Share Posted July 1, 2002 Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle Hillbillies scare the hell out of me.......any canadians ever heard of Hornby Island?? no man i don't know about that... but i have been to lethbridge! AND saskatchewan! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted July 1, 2002 Share Posted July 1, 2002 Hahahaha.....ah, Lethbridge. Salt of the earth right there...... Hornby Island is this tiny little island off the coast of BC. I mean REAL tiny. It's pretty much a hippie colony full of dirty scary hippy hillbillies. They all live in cabins, or should I say shanty's. We have some friends who said they had a cabin there, so we planned on stopping by and spending a night or two there while we were in BC. You have to take these two short ferry rides over there. So we finally do, spend like an hour tying to find this cabin, get lost, end up asking these hillbillies for directions. Finally find the place and realize that this is not a cabin, this is some shanty that was, in all seriousness, literally built out of loose bits of wood and CAR PARTS. The "shower" was actually a bucket on a string. I wish we had pictures coz you had to see this thing to believe it. So we realize that there is no way in hell we're staying here, only to find out the last ferry has gone and we're stuck. Spend the rest of the night frantically trying to find somewhere else to stay, all the while scared shitless of these hippy hillbillies, dancing around most likely on acid or something. FINALLY find this place called the Eco-Lodge, this little nature reserve with tiny cabins run by this creepy old lady who lived in this big house on a hill. Shit was like out of a horror movie. Spend the night frozen by fear in our two-person cabins, scared shitless that the hippies were going to find their way into the place and do something to us..... Woke up that morning and got the fuck out of there..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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