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WHO HERE HAS EVER......

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who here has ever fucked a prostitute? i was driving last nite and beeped at this chick and she starts walking to the car. right then i was like SHIT she's a hooker. so she hops in and asks if im a cop. i ask her if shes a cop. she replies "would a cop do this?" and flashes me. i took her word for it and it was only 50 bucks. body of a 20 yr old with not too bad of face for a 43 yr old coke head. ha ha. this was my first and very unexpected hooker experience. i thought i'd share.

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oh yeah and i got her number in case of future business. we talked about a discount if i brought her more business. she said she also has a hot blonde roomate.

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Guest BIGMETALCIRCUS

fucking hilarious.

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Guest beardo

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

best thread ever

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i dont mean you per say when i say this but:

 

are guys that desperate that they have to succomb to a prostitute? i mean prostitutes are fucking dirty ass women that get paid to suck guys off. if i was a guy, there is so fucking way i'm having a dirty ass girl on my dick. fuck no, thats gross.

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Guest Wilt

as my mystical father,slick rick, would say.."treat her like a prostitute"...if you treat all girls AS IF they were a prostitute..then when you do have a sexual encounter with them..i suppose its actually having this encounter with a prostitute.but i,for one, could never aquire a prostitute..because i know she doesn't want to have sex with me...no girls do or would anyways..so maybe i should check it out...or shoot myself...whichever comes easier

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Originally posted by REGULATOR

i trust it that you wore a hat??

 

LETS JUST HOPE SO....If not were talking with the Devil himself..:heated:

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Even if you did wear a condom, you still have a very very high risk of now having an std. HAVE FUN!

 

 

 

People these days are so damn stupid.

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Guest ToYs

jesus christ i wouldnt be able to have sex with a prostitute... i gotta have that emotional bond with a girl to fuck her. otherwise i dont enjoy it at all. its like my dick goes numb when im with a girl i dont care about.

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Guest uncle-boy
Originally posted by ..oX..

shit faced fantastic.

 

:D i wouldnt pay for punani

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Guest Smok
Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle

I could never have sex with a prostitute.....they're too fucking expensive:mad:

 

I could find ya a cheap one.:cool:

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Originally posted by Smok

 

I could find ya a cheap one.:cool:

 

word, i could find you one too, but she aint got teeth.

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Originally posted by SkyDancer666

i'd never rock a prostitue. not because my SxE stance, but because its just plain fucking gross. i'll stick to jacking off and hopefully finding a girlfriend willing to do me....... :rolleyes:

those were some of the best words ever typed, i can sooo relate:rolleyes: :D

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