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My Saturday.........

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9:00 AM get up

9:10 try an make it to the shower

9:40 finally get out of the shower and have breakfast and eat and shit

10:00 ride my bike for 15 minutes to the station

10:20 get on the train BLA BLAH BLAH

11:00 arive at the station to meet my girlfriend [girlfriend i have only seen once]

11:20 she arrives

11:30 she is already suggesting which hotel to go [in japan they have lik love hotels they dont have them in australia but here they do]

11:31 she has found her hotel book [beets me how she go it] and chosen

12:00 arrive hotel get the room and get freaky

2:30 PM leave very tired and she needs to go and work perfect for me

2:45 arrive at another station and depart on getting drunk with friends

3:00 AM arrive friends house and drink some more

3:50 pass out

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ive heard about those japanese 'love hotels'

i heard they have sound effects and shit so that you can call work and pretend you are somewhere else, like stuck in traffic or waiting for a train...haha

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I JUST REALIZED MY DAY DOES NOT FUCKING MATTER. SO I DO NOT HAVE MY DAY DATAILED HERE NO MORE!

 

FUCK YOU DILDO MACHINES. THAT SHIT IS X-BOX AND I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT VIDEO GAME CONSOLES...MONTORFAHKAH.

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Yeah those hotels are very weird i must get pics next time. Bonus was that my girl wanted to watch porn as well i mean she put the pay tv on and chose it so i am happy i havent got some uptight try hard western girl to fuck. And if anyone goes to these places dont buy any of the drinks or condoms in the rooms or any shit like that [they also have dildo vending machines and shit] i bought a condom and it cost about 5 dollars american. That sucked

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Originally posted by Stapler

they also have dildo vending machines and shit

 

blar har har har har :lol:

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my weekend

 

friday

5pm: get outa work experience with £50 in my pocket they paid me for nuthing

 

8pm arrive at this girls house for a party (she is a goddess). start drinking.

 

sumtime between 9 and 10pm: £50 worth of alcohol gone. shit. go to shops. come bak with a bottle of champaign i got for free. bombing everything on the way

 

sat

3am. gather crew mates. realise one is asleep. pussy. pour water over him. turns out to be wrong person. woops. find missing crew member having dump in garden. have a cup of tea nd 5 fags to "keep us goin"

 

4am: go bomb more

 

5: celebrate sunrise with champaign. drink more

 

6: find sofa. crawl onto sofa. wake up 10 mins l8r with the goddess wrapped around my waist. guess what happens.

 

sat midday; need fry up. crawl home

 

sat afternoon. fall asleep while watching footy.

 

5pm go to mates house to set up dj eqp.

 

8pm: dj hip hop. goes off

 

sumhow i got home and its sunday

 

my head feels like this:D

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I've been coming home at 9 am the past couple days.

It's so nice watching the sun rise in rome

 

Took yesterday and today off to sleep :dazed:

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