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childless by choice - humpday not hump children!

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God Damn! America, keep a fuckin eye on your kids! People are snatching them off the streets like grapes off a vine... WTF? Is this some American tradition I never heard of? Like, it seems so crazy prevalent that it leads me to believe it's learned behavior... I guess it's pretty compulsive too, but... Still, is this something like predjudice that needs to be stamped out in all communities (as much as possible)? Awareness campaigns? Neighborhood Watch where all the neighbors watch each other? How does this happen? It seems like car theft but different... What if this was like our national 'closet skeleton'? We're actually a bunch of kidnappers... NO WONDER we have such lax immigration laws... I get it, 'land of the free [free to lose your kids, and for me to poop on]'... Food for thought!

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where's all the conspiracy theorists when you need them...

 

uh... I'm thinking of joining the army and sending a big check to the GOP...

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it's bad enough having to deal with your own kids, why would you wanna lift someone else's little brat off their hands?

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Originally posted by Mr. ABC

it's bad enough having to deal with your own kids, why would you wanna lift someone else's little brat off their hands?

 

uh... to fuck 'em and kill 'em... DUH!!!

jeez

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Originally posted by Smart

 

uh... to fuck 'em and kill 'em... DUH!!!

jeez

 

whatever floats your boat

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not my boat, I like skinny white girls but I like them old enough to get themselves drunk before I arrive on scene... I'm just pointing out the trend...

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It's the Jews trying to take heat off Palestine since Bush approves of a Palestinian state.

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i know the english had a thing for kidnapping earlier in the year, i didn't know it was the latest national pastime in the states though. any good stories in the media about it lately?

 

 

speaking of sex and killing with children i was watching this program on the bbc or channel 4 or something the other day where they interviewed pedophiles and stuff. interesting. they actually showed partly pixeled-out photos of this one guy screwing a 5 year old, and various other gruesome pictures. it was pretty hard to watch

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the UK and the ROI have NO idea, we could abduct both your countries over a weekend!

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^^Notice the sep. 9 date. 2 days before 9/11

 

it further illustrates that the Jews are involved they hate milk.

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Originally posted by Smart

the UK and the ROI have NO idea, we could abduct both your countries over a weekend!

 

i wouldn't say that. i was actually suprised how many 'missing person' posters there were around the city when i first got here. and in the time i've been here i've seen em pull a few bodies out of the river accross the street from my apartment.

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i think a child rapist/kidnapper lives up the street from me

he sure has the van for it

-70s chevy van

-no windows except for the small moon shaped window on the side

-tint like whoa!

-a curtain between the front and back

shit this guy has everything

 

and hes always drunk

so yea he rapes little kids

im positive of it

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Originally posted by Smart

the UK and the ROI have NO idea, we could abduct both your countries over a weekend!

 

doubt it, the river thames is a dumping ground for sooooooooooo many bodies

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yeah ENGLISH bodies! That's merely a by-product of Americans on holiday, if you engage the assault, espescially this close to the beloved 4th, we will be foced to choke your rivers with the dead... and don't think we can't...

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yeh a by product of americans on holiday, cos we all want to kill ourselves due to the huge amount of fuckin dumbass questions we get asked by u lot (not u directly smart, im sure with a name like that, u dont ask shit questions)

 

eg. at waterloo station, close to the huge sign saying waterloo

 

american couple: excuse me, is this waterloo station?

 

me: (in sarcastic tone) no, just look at the sign

 

a.c.: so its not waterloo? how do i get there?

 

me: have a look at the sign. it says waterloo

 

them: but u sed it wasnt.

 

me: i lied

 

them: so it is waterloo? could u just clarify that for me? this is waterloo rite?

 

me: that is correct, i lied b4

 

i walk away. here them go ask another person if its waterloo

 

i felt like killing myself then

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well, that's the beauty of tourists worldwide... something about the journey decreases the IQ, on average, 20 points...

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Originally posted by sneak

yeh a by product of americans on holiday, cos we all want to kill ourselves due to the huge amount of fuckin dumbass questions we get asked by u lot (not u directly smart, im sure with a name like that, u dont ask shit questions)

 

eg. at waterloo station, close to the huge sign saying waterloo

 

american couple: excuse me, is this waterloo station?

 

me: (in sarcastic tone) no, just look at the sign

 

a.c.: so its not waterloo? how do i get there?

 

me: have a look at the sign. it says waterloo

 

them: but u sed it wasnt.

 

me: i lied

 

them: so it is waterloo? could u just clarify that for me? this is waterloo rite?

 

me: that is correct, i lied b4

 

i walk away. here them go ask another person if its waterloo

 

i felt like killing myself then

 

 

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Hey check it out Minority Report blows and the missing child thing that spurs tom cruise on is obviously supposed to portray the Lack of civil obediance and neglect of children by there parents in the U.S. ... cant you see SMART was obviously contacted by Mr.speilburg himself and asked to start this thread to influence the graff writers of the nation to go bomb and write touching little phrases next to there throw ups and peices that would get notice by the media and take stress of the whole palestine situation.

 

DUH.

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