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big fucking whoop, im turning 18 this saturday, now what the fuck do i get?...other than having a permanent record, being arrested for underage sluts, buying cigars for minors, buying porn at mvc, what the hell do i get?..anybody, tell me please.

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you can buy beer now...........

oh wait you have that 21 law in the us........ hahahaha too bad for you.

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Guest JIGSAW

move out...good strip clubs...

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Guest serpent of the light

ok dude, i turned 18 a few weeks ago.

so far i have:

bought porno

gotten a tattoo

i'm moving out on saturday

i've gone to an 18+ show

 

its not as big a deal as you'd think. i'm gonna hit the strip clubs this weekend too.

 

and dude, rejoice that you're alive. this shit only happens once.

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Originally posted by T.T Boy

you can buy beer now...........

oh wait you have that 21 law in the us........ hahahaha too bad for you.

 

Hahahahaha....don't worry, we'll drink some for you:D

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I know this trick where you just tell everyone that you're sixteen. That way, you can still pull the young chicks. Don't be too cheesy, like if your 23 or something.

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18=moving the fuck out (for me at least)

 

I second the stripclub notion as well. ;)

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you can do like I do sometimes to the hood rat 13 year olds in my neighborhood and charge them $5 for a pack of smokes that costs you $2.50....thats a $2.50 cent profit for each little shit head...I made $20 doing that once...8 of em wanted a pack of smokes each. muhahaha!!

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you can go to a kick ass aceyalone show like i did tonight and buy tobacco products incalifornia

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it's the goddamn california taxes.

besides Zack's in tabacco country.

I heard they give packs away @ highschool

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Originally posted by vinyl junkie

packs are $2.50 out there... fuck... maybe i won't have to quit smoking when i'm traveling...

 

at some gas stations smokes are cheaper than shit at ciggerette outlets...the other day I got some turkish jades for 2.85

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Guest ilikeskulls.

you get the grow up and be responsible now...get a job,pay taxes,get married,have children,kill children and then eat children...you know the normal stuff.

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Guest wintersouls

YO BUY A PACK OF BUTTS CHEWING TOBACCO AND CIGAR AND HAVE YOURSELF A FUCKING TOBACCO PAAHHHTY YO :idea: :idea: :idea:

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Originally posted by Dirty_habiT

I know this trick where you just tell everyone that you're sixteen. That way, you can still pull the young chicks. Don't be too cheesy, like if your 23 or something.

 

Fuck, theres my problem??!!

 

Whats so great about a 5 year old girl?

 

 

 

Flip er over and it feels just like a 6 year old boy...;)

 

 

did i say that right?

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Guest HELLSATAN

$2.50 for a pack of smokes......fukkin christ i pay 7.50 for a god damned pack of cancer

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Im lookin forward to turnin 18 I cant wait strip clubs, and all that other bullshit im sure it wont be as fun a few months from now but fuck it ill enjoy if for now.

 

DVISE ONE

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Guest imported_El Mamerro

I don't care what anyone says, the Budweiser I'm currently enjoying is kicking your ass. Beer,

 

El mamerro

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