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Pussy Juice, healthy?

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Guest ArtvandaL

i was wonderin if its healthy to drink pussy juice every day, i think it isnt, but my girlfriend tells me it is.

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you are a complete moron if you let her pull shit like that to get her clit licked.

 

 

but on a another note it never did anything detrimental to me.

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Guest ArtvandaL

hey i enjoy it for real, but i was just askin to see if i'm fukin myself up somehow, or getting sick or somethin like that.

 

like smoking, it fucks me up, but i like it

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Guest serpent of the light

i don't enjoy eating pussy.

smells funny

looks funny

tastes funny

the word vagina sounds funny

it feels good, thats it.

 

i plan to keep my tongue away from it...

 

(i have an inkling this is going into the undertones...)

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Guest serpent of the light

well i havent done anything more than make out w/ my current ladyfriend. but i did see some 'vaginal lip gloss' in fascinations the other day, i'm wondering if it would make the taste a little bit interesting.. if so i'd give it a shot

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Guest uncle-boy

i love to please the ladies....

 

but when my friends refer to it as "grinding burger" it sounds disgusting.

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Guest Pilau Hands

i think your application of the word "drinking" should be clarified here.

 

in terms of cunnilingus being good for your health...

 

one could assume that some girls would leave you if you didn't go down on them. this would leave you alone, and you'd go down a shame spiral of porn and cheetos indulgence. however, everyone eats pussy in porn, so you'd just fall further down the spiral drowning your sorrows in smoothies made of canadian bacon and egg yolks. this might increase your cholesterol and eventually lead to a heart attack. now maybe this is passive aggressively healthy rather than say running track, but let's not nitpick...so one could possibly assume...

 

yes my friend, "Pussy Juice, healthy!"

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yo.. if you do it right, you really shouldnt have to come in contact with too much 'pussy juice' anyways.. you dont need to be going near the entrance of the girls vagina with your tongue.. most girls dont even feel that.. go back up an inch or two and focus ALL your attention on that little hooded pea shape thing right there.yep, but be gentle..until she puts and indian leg headlock on your face, then you go sick.

 

at least this worked for me two nights ago.. that's the second chick i've given an orgasm to with my tongue. and no, she wasnt faking... preev bereeve

 

:yum:

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Guest imported_El Mamerro
Originally posted by avils

at least this worked for me two nights ago.. that's the second chick i've given an orgasm to with my tongue. and no, she wasnt faking...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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^^^

 

I feel honoured that you spent so much time on me, looking for that pic... time that would have been better spent out on the street trying to find some pu$$y to eat.

 

:o

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Can getting pussy juice in your mouth get you pregnant?

 

 

(Who am I?)

 

Winner get's free subscription to chicken porn in their email....or I will personally impregnate a woman of your choice (with her prewritten consent). She's got to be kinda hot.

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Guest BotchdSurgry
Originally posted by Dirty_habiT

Can getting pussy juice in your mouth get you pregnant?

 

 

(Who am I?)

 

Winner get's free subscription to chicken porn in their email....or I will personally impregnate a woman of your choice (with her prewritten consent). She's got to be kinda hot.

 

 

Ohhh ohhh its tease right?

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Guest serpent of the light
Originally posted by Dirty_habiT

Can getting pussy juice in your mouth get you pregnant?

 

 

(Who am I?)

 

Winner get's free subscription to chicken porn in their email....or I will personally impregnate a woman of your choice (with her prewritten consent). She's got to be kinda hot.

 

 

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. i'm tired but that is still funny

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Guest eleven17

hmmmmmmmm...forget wut you think....girls love it so eat eat eat:crazy:

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this thread gave me the most disgusting mental picture...some guy sitting there witha cup half full of cooter slime sippin it through a straw with a little paper umberella.

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Guest ilikeskulls.
Originally posted by Zack Morris

this thread gave me the most disgusting mental picture...some guy sitting there witha cup half full of cooter slime sippin it through a straw with a little paper umberella.

 

 

hahaha oh dear god that's a horrible picture!

 

 

i don't mind going down on my girl at all.she does the same to me.return the favor.

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Guest sneak
Originally posted by Dirty_habiT

OH fuck, shhh, here he comes.....Oh, Hi Tease.....

 

i thought this was:) :)

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