Guest serpent of the light Posted June 26, 2002 Share Posted June 26, 2002 convince serpent not to join the navy... I'm seriously considering joining said branch of the military. I'm also looking fairly seriously at the Coast Guard, so everyone try and convince me which one is better, or why i shouldn't join either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted June 26, 2002 Share Posted June 26, 2002 Fuck that. Join the Yakuza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest im not witty Posted June 26, 2002 Share Posted June 26, 2002 theres already a current thread about this, go join it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dyptheria Posted June 26, 2002 Share Posted June 26, 2002 i'd take the coast guard any day over the navy. you can learn valuable sailing skills in the coast guard and when you get out you can get a job as a captain of a ship making $60,000. i've heard terrible stories about the navy where people have to go into a submarine for 4 months, never seeing the sun once, and dudes doing homoerotic shit to entertain themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mapo wc Posted June 26, 2002 Share Posted June 26, 2002 id suggest against the military. but thats just me. some people really do like it. but the navy is wack as fuck. youre on a boat or a submarine for 6 months of the year. and you sleep in a cramped space. thats why all the navy guys are all pale and skinny and weak and shit. youre treated like a fucking veal. coast guard is better because you stay in the US and shit. but fuck it, dont go to the military. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted June 26, 2002 Share Posted June 26, 2002 ^^^^haha....nice one mapo....you've already joined the 12oz army,what else do you want....a career? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted June 26, 2002 Share Posted June 26, 2002 from what I have heard the Navy will treat you in a more civilized manor than the army or marines would treat. I am sure its pretty much the same with the coast guard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HomerJayII Posted June 26, 2002 Share Posted June 26, 2002 GO WITH THE COAST GUARD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Daddy_Screw Posted June 26, 2002 Share Posted June 26, 2002 fuck the civil service, smoke weeed and do graf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted June 26, 2002 Share Posted June 26, 2002 you fag get off the boat and on the ground with the grunts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted June 26, 2002 Share Posted June 26, 2002 Originally posted by im not witty theres already a current thread about this, go join it that was witty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted June 26, 2002 Share Posted June 26, 2002 http://search.excaliburfilms.com/dvd/reviews/images456/scarface-SpecialEdition.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted June 26, 2002 Share Posted June 26, 2002 http://ltpwww.gsfc.nasa.gov/globe/songs/wetmud.JPG'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 http://enterprise.upl.cs.wisc.edu/~jester/images/harhar/retard.jpg'> Join the navy so you can learn to glue your head to a desk . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 I would deff go coat guard, it would be more fun and comfy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rip Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 i am joining the air force and heres 2 reasons why. they have the best housing out of any of the armed forces, shit looks like resorts compared to the others. and the second is their education. they now pay 100% for your education while your in. they also have there own community college which is americas most producing college out of any college. thats why i chose the air force. o yes and the very most important thing is that you are never sent away for those 6 month tours like in the mariens navy and army. woohoo go air force. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 do you have kids? if so,join the navy or even better the army. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buttercup Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 Just take a look at the various threads about what *your* government is doing, and then ask your self if you want to be the military backing for them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mapo wc Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 Originally posted by rip and the second is their education. they now pay 100% for your education while your in. army does that too. i think all the military does. just dont let that influence your decision. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepAnDream Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 coming up in the new fiscal year, the marine corps will also pay 100% tuition for college and technical schools. so far i have 43 credits and ive never even once stepped into a college class, and hey guess what? it was all free. also, if youre married or have kids, you can now share your GI bill with them, you know, so you can ship off the ole wife and get her on her way to making money so you dont have to....:crazy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepAnDream Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 oh and by the way...the navy is for homos... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JIGSAW Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 Since were not friendy with palestine anymore nor arafat, if you join you'll be fighting their and it will be just like another black hawk down... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepAnDream Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 that was stupid... who fucking cares? i almost got killed in baltimore city last year...for what? nothing. random acts of violence.... a family friends son got shot in the face and died last week...over what? wrong person... a freind of my roomate got hit by a drunk driver last weekend and died at the age of 19....19 years old whats my point? im more afraid of daily life here than there... if its my time, let it be for SOMETHING at least... not for a fucking anureism or cancer...or some asshole with a gun who wants my money... some people will never understand....words cant describe some things... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoink Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 well said/ and join the army so you wont get made fun of for being a semen.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 "How's it going sailor boy?" http://www.villagepeople-official.com/images/gimont.jpg'> just kidding my neighbor is a seaman and he's not gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepAnDream Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 the army is weak. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 http://ltpwww.gsfc.nasa.gov/globe/stories/67999_26.jpg'> Join the navy to do soil experiements. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 http://www.rainbowsoft.com/t-bird/pics/village06.jpg'> in the navy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 http://ltpwww.gsfc.nasa.gov/globe/stories/cranberr.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -sudz- Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 if you do join one, take the coast gaurd, they get to chase drug smugglers and shit. i saw it on america's most wanted one time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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