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Guest Canadiano
Originally posted by 455

the first quote is from "Bottlerocket"

the second is from this David Lynch movie I saw -"The Lost Highway"...I think.

the third is just saying that I like the punchlines they use in re-runs of Law and Order.

get it,got it...gooooood.

 

.........props to whoever jogged my memory"Heineken....fuck that shit...PABST BLUE RIBBON!!" is from "Blue Velvet"...I haven't seen that movie forever.

 

yeah yeah - alright. I remember, vaguely.. I'm gonna have to wait for Showcase's David Lynch Fest again.

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Guest Canadiano

what's that one...?

 

"Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her furly pink panties are over!" something like that?

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Guest Canadiano

"I see your schwartz is bigger than mine."

 

- Spaceballs

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dope quotes!

 

"manny look at the pelican fly, come on pelican!"

-tony montana

 

"whythefuckwouldiwantacaravanwitnofuckinwheels?"

-mickey

(snatch)

 

 

"deaner's just gonna keep givin'r!"

-deaner (fubar!)

 

:D

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Guest imported_El Mamerro

Just remembered another one:

 

"I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum."

 

-Roddy Piper in "They Live", right before he shoots an old lady in the face with a shotgun.

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"Oh yes, you're very smart. shut up"

 

Peter Falk readin The Princess Bride to his grandson

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Re: Just remembered another one:

 

Originally posted by El Mamerro

"I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum."

 

-Roddy Piper in "They Live", right before he shoots an old lady in the face with a shotgun.

that's the one I was thinking of.

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"Do you know who I am, Mr. Worley?"

 

"......I give up, who are you?"

 

"I'm the antichrist. You get me in a vendetta kinda mood, you'll tell the angels in heaven you never saw evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you. My name is Vincent Cocotti.

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Guest Pilau Hands

- Guy Ritchie

 

"Do you know what 'nemesis' means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this instance by an 'orrible cunt... me."

 

"So, you are obviously the big dick and the men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls. Now, dicks have drive, and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And, you thought you smelled some good ol' pussy. And, have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good ol' time. But, you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You're shrinking...and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. And, the fact that you've got 'replica' written down the side of your guns. And, the fact that I've got 'Desert Eagle point 5 0' written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now...fuck off.

 

"It's been emotional."

 

"If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya."

 

- others

 

Peter: So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.

Therapist: What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?

Peter: Yeah.

Therapist: Wow, that's messed up!

 

"It's shite being scottish Tommy! we're the low of the low, the scum of the fucking earth, some people hate the English but I don't, they're just wankers... we on the other hand were colonised by wankers, we couldnae even find a decent civilisation to be colonised by, it's a shyte state of affairs to be in Tommy and all the fresh air in the worls wont make any fucking difference"

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"im lookin at your face and i just wanna smash it i just wanna fucking smash it with a sledge hammer"

-punch drunk love

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Clerks

 

"Try not to suck any dick on the way out of the parking lot."

- Dante

 

"You get me slapped with a fine, you argue with the customers and I have to patch everything up, you get us thrown out of a funeral by violating the corpse, and then to top it off, you ruin my relationship. I mean, what's your encore? Do you, like, anally rape my mother while pouring sugar in my gas tank?"

- Dante

 

"I don't know if you know this or not, but cum leaves streaks if you don't clean it right away."

- Randal

 

"People say crazy shit during sex. One time I called this girl Mom."

- Randal

 

"Hermaphadidic porn. Starlets with both organs. You should see the box, beautiful chicks with dicks that put mine to shame."

- Randal

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"... hey peter, ...watch your cornhole" -office space

 

Brodie: "He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him! " -mallrats

 

 

Jay: "Phase one, you take a run at LaForce with a sox full of quarters. I'd do it, but I pulled my back at humping your mom last night. Alright, you take a run at LaForce and knock his ass out cold. That's when phase two kicks in, I attack the structure wolvie bizark style, pull out the pin, fuckin-bickedy bam! We dance on the ruins of the stupid stage. Hence, no game show." -mallrats

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Originally posted by Corn Pops

"too many bitch pussy niggahs out here, who dont like me cuz I'm better"

I can't believe this fool quoted Was from the Kings Destroy video.

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don't worry, don't worry, i'm not gunna do what everyone thinks i'm gunna do. FLIP OUT MAN, but all i wanna know is. WHO'S COMMIN WITH ME? huh? who's commin with me man? "i will" JAN, THANK YOU JAN. hey jan, will you be my girlfriend? "uhh, i'm a dyke" ohh, what's that like?

 

Half Baked.:lol:

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"You fucken with me you fucken with the best" - Scarface

 

"Do you feel lucky punk?" - Dirty Harry (i forgot the whole quote but its fucking mad)

 

"I got a 357 in my passenger seat, a shotgun on my wais, 2 machetes and a butchers cleaver and im fucking happy" - Gangster No.1 (it;s not entirely like that but it is also good)

 

"what was that we used to get all the time ah pussy yeah get me some of that" - Halfbaked

 

"Keith - what have you ever done that's so good?"

"Chopper - Well i bashed you. That was good wasnt it hey keithy" - Chopper

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Wayne's World

 

"...if Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralenes and dick."

-Garth Algar

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"... I am trapped in the creation of a mind more twisted and sick than even my own.

It's cold and dismal here.

There's no way out unless such access is given.

It reminds me of home.

I have truly travelled to hell, and I must find my way back.

I uncontrollably come and go, making the transition between conscious blurs and unconscious miseries.

It is no longer tolerable..."

-Mephistopheles

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Drink today and drown all sorrow;

You shall perhaps not do it tomorrow; Best,

while you have it, use your breath;

There is no drinking after death.

-Unknown (to me, at least...)

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Originally posted by Sarah Tonin

THIS IS NOT MY PEE?!!- rock and roll high school

 

one of the guys says "HEY, DIS NO MY PEE!!!!"

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