Guest GEAsusONEnep Posted June 25, 2002 Share Posted June 25, 2002 Originally posted by Mr. ABC if anyone ever tried a yo momma or yo daddy joke on my wife she'd have the best comeback for all of me - "they're both dead, now take your foot out of your mouth and wipe the egg off your face asshole" That shit is so fucking stupid. Mama jokes is all about chumping someone. The point of chumping someone is to make them feel like shit. My reply: "Well, I guess I win this time. My mom is alive. Yours is dead. No joke could possibly make you feel worse than having the woman that gave birth to you, and nurtured you through your youth be a rotting corpse buried in the ground." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted June 25, 2002 Share Posted June 25, 2002 Originally posted by Armenhammer http://www.ciudadfutura.com/starwars/Imagenes/vader.jpg'> "I am your father" oh SNAP kid!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted June 25, 2002 Share Posted June 25, 2002 Originally posted by GEAsusONEnep That shit is so fucking stupid. Mama jokes is all about chumping someone. The point of chumping someone is to make them feel like shit. My reply: "Well, I guess I win this time. My mom is alive. Yours is dead. No joke could possibly make you feel worse than having the woman that gave birth to you, and nurtured you through your youth be a rotting corpse buried in the ground." my reply to that would be to pistol-whip you in the temple until you were so badly battered and brain damaged that you wouldnt even remember who you were let alone your own mother... no jokes when it comes to family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted June 25, 2002 Share Posted June 25, 2002 here's a zesto original comeback for all of you to steal... "If you want to piss me off, why dont you just spit in the coffee you're going to be serving me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted June 26, 2002 Share Posted June 26, 2002 Originally posted by Dr. Doom So this Mormon newjack is feeling fiesty and my friend tells him to ask me: Hey bro, how many pushups can your mom do?? And I pull my head up and look at this fool with a straight face and say: None, you fucking asshole, my mom just died!!! Dude, you fucked it up, you're supposed to say your mom lost her arms in a recent car accident. That's why it makes sense to ask about pushups. I've done that routine so many times it's lost its charm... Beer, El Mamerro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted June 26, 2002 Share Posted June 26, 2002 Fuck yourself, you'll get more pussy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted June 26, 2002 Share Posted June 26, 2002 Originally posted by Kr430n5_666 http://ltpwww.gsfc.nasa.gov/globe/songs/4seasons.JPG'> i want Zack Morris' band to do a cover of this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GEAsusONEnep Posted June 26, 2002 Share Posted June 26, 2002 Originally posted by avils my reply to that would be to pistol-whip you in the temple until you were so badly battered and brain damaged that you wouldnt even remember who you were let alone your own mother... no jokes when it comes to family. shut up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest THEdude Posted June 26, 2002 Share Posted June 26, 2002 Originally posted by mapo wc what a shitty diss. he should have came back with something equally as witty like, 'ill bring you over to school...the SCHOOL you in graffiti!!!" dude woulda got his payback at your chess club meeting. lol this made me laugh. your mom so fat..................but I still fucked her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AeRoSoL JuNkiE Posted June 26, 2002 Share Posted June 26, 2002 your so fat when you sat in a chair you broke it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAPS Posted June 26, 2002 Share Posted June 26, 2002 uhhhhhhhh I told my boy the other day that he gets a hard on when the solo flex comercials come on............get it........no?...... me neither. CAPS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blame Posted June 26, 2002 Share Posted June 26, 2002 your mom is so poor that she cant really afford to spend much money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted June 26, 2002 Share Posted June 26, 2002 Your momma so fat she gotta wear big clothes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blame Posted June 26, 2002 Share Posted June 26, 2002 your momma is so stupid that when she sat an iq test...she didnt do to well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Motha Fuka Posted June 26, 2002 Share Posted June 26, 2002 from jay and silent bob sb dvd "those damn assfuckers....what,! ass means donkey!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C-O-K PBScru Posted June 28, 2002 Share Posted June 28, 2002 remember when Rent did a Rent throwie and Z put "you're evicted" on it... thats great man hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAPS Posted June 28, 2002 Share Posted June 28, 2002 .....i got one. your gay. thank you. CAPS..... carry on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted June 28, 2002 Share Posted June 28, 2002 Originally posted by GEAsusONEnep No joke could possibly make you feel worse than having the woman that gave birth to you, and nurtured you through your youth be a rotting corpse buried in the ground." that's some concience you got there, eh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EssAyEmEe3 Posted June 28, 2002 Share Posted June 28, 2002 "Alright, lets just clear some things up, I HAVE WAY MORE MONEY THAN YOU! I Get Everything for Free, that you have to work 5 JOBS TO NOT BE ABLE TO AFFORD! Your Mothers wish they had ME INSTEAD OF YOU! If I were you people, I WOULD KILL MYSELF! I Fuck R&B Bitches, WHILE YOU FUCK..Boquetha...You Stink. Good Night. Ha! Ya Missed me Bitch!"-Chino XL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted June 28, 2002 Share Posted June 28, 2002 ya moms plays socca nigga! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted June 28, 2002 Share Posted June 28, 2002 heres my diss http://cartogra.com/rs/A5AB900E-894F-11D6-B42B-0090277A760E/screen'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GEAsusONEnep Posted June 28, 2002 Share Posted June 28, 2002 Re: heres my diss Originally posted by REGULATOR http://cartogra.com/rs/A5AB900E-894F-11D6-B42B-0090277A760E/screen'> you're* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Canadiano Posted June 28, 2002 Share Posted June 28, 2002 that's funny. ^^ get it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Smok Posted June 28, 2002 Share Posted June 28, 2002 Conversation between a buddy of mine, and our 10th grade phys-ed teacher. teacher: (said some bullshit, can't remember what exactly) chris: I fucked your mom teacher: My mom's been dead for 5 years chris: So that's why she stunk so bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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