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FUCKING PERVERTS!

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last night, I was downtown waiting for the bus, and I crossed the street to hit up this storefront. It's mad busy, even at 3:30am, so I take it eaz and wait for a decent time to rock the hollow. I go into my bag and grab the tremclad when a biker pulls up behind me on the sidewalk. He gets off and fiddles with his bicycle. Man, it does not take this fucking long to fix the chain on a bike. he's rocking one of those tight bike shorts and keeps bent over for a while. I stand around, hoping he'll get the fuck outta there before my bus arrives. He doesn't leave, and I smell human feces. He shit his biker shorts while flashing his buttocks to me. All I wanted to do was hit up a storefront quickfast.

 

The other week, I was at the subway station. there is three urinals there. I take the left one. The stinkin' bum next to me is jerking it while looking down at my dillz. I finish up, smash his face into the tiles in front of him, and when he turns around, I right hook him. Then, I bolt out the station and reach to school all late 'cuz I knew I'd end up getting booked for doing the right thing, because the subway cops know me and dislike me.

 

I'm starting to hate the city. It's one thing when it's junkies, but hardcore pervs like this? Goddammit! Who else has disturbing moments to share with a traumatized individual such as myself?

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my friends nick name is CowboyDan so for his 18th birthday we got him a porno called Suck and Blow Rodeo.

 

im going to bed.

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I was headed down the track one night and had a guy catch up to me and offer me a blow job. I slugged him one and pelted him with rocks as he scampered away. It was funny to see him slipping all over the rocks.

Look at the catholic church now. They have to go somewhere else.

Perverts are sick. That's why I'm just a pedophile. just kidding.

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one night my friend showed up at my house at 12:30 after work. our plans went from breaking into some skatepark out east to going to the montauk projects to just hopping a train to manhattan with no money.

 

after arriving in at 3:30 off the 2:30 train we were riding around in the tail end of some sort of rainy like rain storm.......with wind. lots of wind. making it hard to think about hitting ledges and such. so we decided to venture around the empty sidewalks making alot of hoo hah and whanot. we stopped at some large porno store at 3:45 i think to get his girlfriend some midget horseporn or something, i was waiting outside watching the bikes and just looking at the shady characters milling about. i dont know if they were looking at me or our hot ass rides.

 

anyways, friend comes out of porno store a little shook looking. "lets leave now". he said he wanted to leave so bad because while hes in this corner where they keep the fucked up midget-esqe porn there was all these fucked up pedophile looking guys together in the hardcore gay porn/really fucked up porn area. like....no guys in the other sections and just 10 guys in the gay porn area. and he said they were all looking at him like fresh meat and visually raping him. he wont go back in that store to this day. i guess its funnier if you were there. but im tired. fuck this.

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Guest Canadiano

^^ damn. That would creep the hell outta me. Some snivelling, snarly, snide faggots (like the 'yes' man from A Clockwork Orange) visually raping someone is fucked.

 

i'm not tired. i woke up a two hours ago to watch the world cup.

 

Right now...2 minutes into extra time. Spain nil, Korea nil.

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This thread should bring about new material into the "homosexual undertones" thread for a while.

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Guest Ted Wakowski

ARRRAGAGHARAGFAHAH... FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

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Guest Stapler

I walked into some public toilets and 2 guys were sucking each others dicks. I got outta there and told my friend he didnt believe me and even said he would go and check.....I pretended after he said that it was a joke...then he came running out and and said the muther fuckers had kept going and changed who was on who. I picked up a fucking huge rock and well that is the end of the story the rest could get me arrested. [Please note i dont hate on gay people but when two guys do that shit in a public place it makes me think WHAT IF WHEN I HAVE A KID HE WALKS IN ON THOSE FUCKERS AND THEY TRY GRAB HIM...........

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Originally posted by Stapler

I walked into some public toilets and 2 guys were sucking each others dicks. I got outta there and told my friend he didnt believe me and even said he would go and check.....I pretended after he said that it was a joke...then he came running out and and said the muther fuckers had kept going and changed who was on who. I picked up a fucking huge rock and well that is the end of the story the rest could get me arrested. [Please note i dont hate on gay people but when two guys do that shit in a public place it makes me think WHAT IF WHEN I HAVE A KID HE WALKS IN ON THOSE FUCKERS AND THEY TRY GRAB HIM...........

 

 

All homosexuals molest children. :rolleyes:

 

You don't really think that. Quit rationalizing.

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Guest Canadiano

^^^ homosexuals who suck dick in public places for all to see (like a public washroom with the door open) just MAY grab children.

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yeah fuck that....that would suck.../

 

i once had a gay gay think he knew me....but he didnt...and i made sure he realized that...thats the extent of my weird pervert adventures...you guys got some triple xxx shit...damn..:eek:

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hahaah here in SF you are always getting offered blow jobs for money from crackwhores....its funny but disturbing at the same time

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Guest Canadiano

^^ it's not that bad if it's a crackwhore. I mean, fuck, it sucks, but I've grown accustomed. It isn't as perverted as it is depressing.

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try being a girl in the city. i have to dress up everyday for work and trust me, i know what a pervert is. sometimes i hate this city. every morning, non stop crack deals while i am waiting for the bus. and this is at 7 am. i've seen my fair share of feces filled pants, dirty dicks, dirty asses, and i think i have gotten used to the smell of urine. i dont like eating at restaurants if its outdoors. i'll loose my appetite just watching a bum across the damn street.

 

not only there are the bums, but there are the dirty men that like to fuckign tell me that they love me. i fucking shoved one dude for telling me that he loves me and called me "mama sita". can i fucking throw my garbage out without fucking being harassed!!?? i fucking shoved him and told him to fuck off. at least he was smaller than i am, and i'm only 4'11. it pisses me of that i cant even cross the street without getting harassed by fucking idiots who think that i would come to them because they fucking stare at me. instead flick them off and show them my ring and them tell them to fuck the hell off. that is why i dont like being alone when i walk around in the city. i would prefer to be with someone else. some dude has even asked permission to lick me. what the fuck.

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Guest platapie

becareful dev. soudns liek you get teh shprt end of the stick tho.

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i am guessing that you are either drunk or you are either trying with your dick ;)

 

but what did you mean by the short end of the stick? because i am tiny or because i am a girl?

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I fully feel sorry for you hey, when i was with my ex, where-ever we would go dirty fucks would stare at her and like she was like ohh i never knew, its fucked what pretty girls have to go through hey. But i swear if i was with her and if anyone would have tried anything i would have gone nuts. Oh well we broke up over some stupid reason and im startign to believe in carma cause now she has a b/f with one ball haha.

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thank you for the sympathy. it sucks; really it does. i just want to get from point A to point B wthout someone being all sick and spittin some game.

 

i know a guy wth one ball. he wont show it to me.

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Devilush whats the worst thing a guy has done to you, cause once my ex was like sitting on her fence when a guy driving past threw a beer-bottle at her just missing her head

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Guest professor poopatronic

dammit i live in such a boring shitty ass place. i never get to see any cool shit like this. i know it's gross as hell and it would be a whole different story if i was a girl (the stuff devilush described isn't even entertaining just gross and annoying), but dammit i never see anything even remotely weird or funny when i walk the streets. just a bunch of stupid hippies.

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Guest Canadiano

Devilush, that is wak, and I hear you loud and clear...let me recount a story i believe I've told on 12oz.

Last year, a girl I'd liked for three years and I finally hooked up (she made the first move). We were making out like wild animals in heat in some big, concrete, relatively clean staircase at a major intersection in the area (trust me, it wasn't some mad seedy spot). We were in a bar district, and it was laaaate. I was on top of her, kissing her and stuff, when she looked up at me and told me to stop it. I asked her, "huh?", and she replied "tell him to stop!" I looked down at her, looked a bit down the staircase, and lo and behold, there was some fobster with the girl's shoe and sock off, sucking away. I burst into laughter, but managed to get the guy scurrying away anyway. I know that I should have done more, but I was too weak with laughter. We laughed about that one for a while. What a first day, eh?

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