DEE38 Posted June 22, 2002 Share Posted June 22, 2002 1)how old are you? ALL YOU GOTTA KNOW IS THAT MY BIRTHDAY IS IN A MONTH. AUGUST SECOND, JUST LIKE FERRIS! TEEHEEHEE. 2)are you male or female? Female 3)what's the last show/concert you went to? Black Eyed Peas 4)how often do you use q-tips When I feel the need.. 5)do you like watermelon? Seedless and sweet ones only.. and rubberbands.. 6)do you pluck your nose hairs? God, no 7)how much money is in your wallet right now? 150 Dollars 8)do you own a cell phone? yes 9)where do you view 12oz. in my room 10)in what country would you most like to live? Im moving to Spain, suckers. 11)how many languages can you speak? and which ones? Some spanish, I understand filipino, I can speak it a lil bit. 12)what's your favorite subject? Anything but fucking math that cocksucking bullshit 13)do you have tattoo's? and if so how many? FIVE 14)piercings? 2 15)do you like your job? Unemployed artsy fartsy student alcholic exwife 16)do you have a snaggle tooth? Uh.. tiger? 17)have you ever made love in the great outdoors? All the time, love. 18)most annoying 12oz member? Haters 19)do you shoplift? Eh not for years 20)are you as bored as i am? I have a fucking headache Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KIND Posted June 22, 2002 Share Posted June 22, 2002 Re: these are fun!! Originally posted by Devilush 1)how old are you? 15 2)are you male or female? male 3)what's the last show/concert you went to? dilated/medaphoar 4)how often do you use q-tips its been years 5)do you like watermelon? sometimes 6)do you pluck your nose hairs? no 7)how much money is in your wallet right now? nothing 8)do you own a cell phone? no 9)where do you view 12oz. my house 10)in what country would you most like to live? i dont know 11)how many languages can you speak? and which ones? just english 12)what's your favorite subject? none 13)do you have tattoo's? and if so how many? no 14)piercings? no 1 peircing 15)do you like your job? dont have 1 16)do you have a snaggle tooth? what 17)have you ever made love in the great outdoors? no 18)most annoying 12oz member? ? 19)do you shoplift? I have 20)are you as bored as i am? fuck ya i am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted June 22, 2002 Share Posted June 22, 2002 He speaks. http://www.glenlachart.co.uk/TheStar/Issue2/images/originalspud.jpg'> 1)how old are you? Shit, I lost count. People say I was born 2002 years ago, but there's a huge mess going on and I'm not sure if that's right or not, but whatever. I'm older than you. 2)are you male or female? I am a male potato, if there is such a thing as potato gender. 3)what's the last show/concert you went to? Pontius Pilate's Fantastic Crucifixion Extravaganza. It sucked. 4)how often do you use q-tips? Very often. So often you'd be offended. 5)do you like watermelon? Only to throw at old women's porches. 6)do you pluck your nose hairs? Yes. I keep them around, cause I just know some freak is gonna go bonkers over owning them one day, and will fork over some hefty cash. Bitches love cash. 7)how much money is in your wallet right now? I don't own a wallet, but I have some Chapstick, some RCA cables, and a small rock in my pocket. They mean the world to me. 8)do you own a cell phone? That stupid fucking sonofabitch Satan created those pieces of crap to annoy the living fuck out of people worldwide, including me. He should shove his goddamned "high-tech" evilboxes in his ass and go back to throwing watermelons with me. We used to kick it back in the day, but ever since he got that "I'm better than God" attitude he's just been an asshole. 9)where do you view 12oz. I have this oracle fountain thing where I can call up anything I want to see. You'd be surprised how much porn you can find with it. 10)in what country would you most like to live? Certainly not Israel. They fucking beat the shit out of me and put me on a fucking stick last time I was there. 11)how many languages can you speak? and which ones? I speak pretty much everything, but my favorite is one I made up myself when i was 8. It consists entirely of variations on the english word "peanut". For example: "Peanario nutpeat peanuttter punette". That means "Die and go fuck yourself". Haha. 12)what's your favorite subject? Even though I was pretty good at woodshop, I really liked chemistry. Taught me how to do a bunch of tricks. Like one time I fooled a bunch of people into thinking I turned water into "wine". Hahahaha, what a bunch of fucking queers. 13)do you have tattoo's? and if so how many? Nope. I might get one of those fish symbol things on my lower back, but I really like the one with legs that says "Darwin" on it, so i don't know. 14)piercings? Five. Both wrists, both ankles, and one in the ribcage. That one hurt like hell, but bitches get a kick out of poking it. 15)do you like your job? Yes, yes I do. I own you. 16)do you have a snaggle tooth? Nope. Flawless white smile you wish you had. I own you. 17)have you ever made love in the great outdoors? No... one time I was macking it on this fly bitch, so I took her behind the haystacks where the goats are, and was about to show her The Glory of Christ, but then Dad thundered in and ordered me to quit fucking around and go back to curing lepers and shit. He never let me do any fun stuff. 18)most annoying 12oz member? I don't really like dick, so any member weighing 12 ounces sounds pretty darn revolting, not to mention annoying. Maybe that fag Satan likes it. 19)do you shoplift? See the last sentence of answer #17. 20)are you as bored as i am? Yes. Time for more fountain oracle thing porn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obsolete Posted June 22, 2002 Share Posted June 22, 2002 1)how old are you? young 2)are you male or female? male 3)what's the last show/concert you went to? certified wise 4)how often do you use q-tips ....? 5)do you like watermelon? yes , watermelons are bloody cool 6)do you pluck your nose hairs? no 7)how much money is in your wallet right now? zilcho 8)do you own a cell phone? yeah , but not intentionally 9)where do you view 12oz. home and school 10)in what country would you most like to live? brazil or fiji 11)how many languages can you speak? and which ones? english , and shitty welsh and portugese 12)what's your favorite subject? english and art 13)do you have tattoo's? and if so how many? nope 14)piercings? nope 15)do you like your job? i lost my job...but i didnt like it 16)do you have a snaggle tooth? nup 17)have you ever made love in the great outdoors? no 18)most annoying 12oz member? tease 19)do you shoplift? when needed 20)are you as bored as i am? shit yea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted June 22, 2002 Share Posted June 22, 2002 http://ltpwww.gsfc.nasa.gov/globe/soilmono/mono23.jpg'> "Murder was the case that they gave me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted June 22, 2002 Share Posted June 22, 2002 1)how old are you? Its the internet so lets so 165. 2)are you male or female? Male. 3)what's the last show/concert you went to? The Locuts, June 7th at the roxy 4)how often do you use q-tips 3 times a week 5)do you like watermelon? Nope 6)do you pluck your nose hairs? Nope 7)how much money is in your wallet right now? 0 8)do you own a cell phone? Yep 9)where do you view 12oz. From a computer,Via Al Gores internet 10)in what country would you most like to live? U.S. 11)how many languages can you speak? and which ones? 3, English,Flemish,Spanish. 12)what's your favorite subject? Human Anatomy. 13)do you have tattoo's? and if so how many? just one. 14)piercings? None. 15)do you like your job? Lord no. 16)do you have a snaggle tooth? Nope. 17)have you ever made love in the great outdoors? Nope. 18)most annoying 12oz member? Dont care for cyber beef. 19)do you shoplift? Nope 20)are you as bored as i am? Nope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted June 22, 2002 Share Posted June 22, 2002 EVERYONE read the Jesus Potato's answers. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted June 23, 2002 Share Posted June 23, 2002 Bump for that krazee potato dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven.13 Posted June 23, 2002 Share Posted June 23, 2002 "Peanario nutpeat peanuttter punette". That means "Die and go fuck yourself" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest optimo Posted June 23, 2002 Share Posted June 23, 2002 1)how old are you?17 2)are you male or female?male 3)what's the last show/concert you went to? roots or krs one 4)how often do you use q-tips everyonce ina while 5)do you like watermelon?yea 6)do you pluck your nose hairs? naw 7)how much money is in your wallet right now? $75 8)do you own a cell phone?naw 9)where do you view 12oz. whereever 10)in what country would you most like to live? who cares 11)how many languages can you speak? and which ones? english and another 12)what's your favorite subject? Dismissal 13)do you have tattoo's? and if so how many? naw 14)piercings? naw 15)do you like your job? sometimes 16)do you have a snaggle tooth?naw 17)have you ever made love in the great outdoors? no but i got head in a girls backyard if that means anything 18)most annoying 12oz member? who cars 19)do you shoplift? sometimes 20)are you as bored as i am? yea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted June 23, 2002 Share Posted June 23, 2002 1)how old are you? 20 2)are you male or female? m 3)what's the last show/concert you went to? never 4)how often do you use q-tips? whenever i remember to 5)do you like watermelon? love it 6)do you pluck your nose hairs? define "your" 7)how much money is in your wallet right now? $2 8)do you own a cell phone? no 9)where do you view 12oz.? home 10)in what country would you most like to live? i like it here 11)how many languages can you speak? and which ones? none 12)what's your favorite subject? sociology, photography 13)do you have tattoo's? and if so how many? none 14)piercings? none 15)do you like your job? unemployed 16)do you have a snaggle tooth? i love it when you call me Danish 17)have you ever made love in the great outdoors? define "great outdoors" 18)most annoying 12oz member? ya mama 19)do you shoplift? sometimes 20)are you as bored as i am? yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted June 23, 2002 Share Posted June 23, 2002 1)how old are you? 17 2)are you male or female? male 3)what's the last show/concert you went to? 28days 4)how often do you use q-tips? often 5)do you like watermelon? yer bro 6)do you pluck your nose hairs? no 7)how much money is in your wallet right now? $20 8)do you own a cell phone? yer bro 9)where do you view 12oz. the net ? 10)in what country would you most like to live? Perth Australia 11)how many languages can you speak? and which ones? English 12)what's your favorite subject? Physical Education 13)do you have tattoo's? and if so how many? yes, 1 14)piercings? yes 2 15)do you like your job? dont have one 16)do you have a snaggle tooth? nope 17)have you ever made love in the great outdoors? yes 18)most annoying 12oz member? krie 19)do you shoplift? some times 20)are you as bored as i am? yes, amazing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SPLINTER Posted June 23, 2002 Share Posted June 23, 2002 1)how old are you? 16 2)are you male or female? Male 3)what's the last show/concert you went to? huh? 4)how often do you use q-tips daily 5)do you like watermelon? yes yes. 6)do you pluck your nose hairs? sometimes 7)how much money is in your wallet right now? i dont carry my money in my wallet. but lets say $25 8)do you own a cell phone? yes 9)where do you view 12oz. on my screen 10)in what country would you most like to live? Nayarit, Mexico 11)how many languages can you speak? and which ones? 2, English and Spanish 12)what's your favorite subject? what kind of subject? 13)do you have tattoo's? and if so how many? residue of a child hood crew. just a small scar now. 14)piercings? no 15)do you like your job? what job?? 16)do you have a snaggle tooth? wtf?? 17)have you ever made love in the great outdoors? whats love go to do with it? 18)most annoying 12oz member? kill whitey 19)do you shoplift? nope 20)are you as bored as i am? how bored are you?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aymet one Posted June 23, 2002 Share Posted June 23, 2002 1)how old are you? 99 backwards 2)are you male or female? I'm a dude, dude. 3)what's the last show/concert you went to? Giulius Ceasare 4)how often do you use q-tips as much as possible. 5)do you like watermelon? More than a lot of things. 6)do you pluck your nose hairs? naw, I trim. 7)how much money is in your wallet right now? around seventeen dollars. 8)do you own a cell phone? yes. 9)where do you view 12oz. my hovel. 10)in what country would you most like to live? Japan, then Europe. 11)how many languages can you speak? and which ones? several. Fluently: English. Some: French, Spanish, Japanese A Little: Russian, Tagalog, Finnish 12)what's your favorite subject? Recess. Law. History 13)do you have tattoo's? and if so how many? no 14)piercings? n0 15)do you like your job? sure 16)do you have a snaggle tooth? nu 17)have you ever made love in the great outdoors? :D 18)most annoying 12oz member? no 19)do you shoplift? no 20)are you as bored as i am? easily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gimic.one Posted June 25, 2002 Share Posted June 25, 2002 1)how old are you? 7 2)are you male or female? male(when you read #4 youll be sick to your stomach) 3)what's the last show/concert you went to? i was part of a show once.. me and my friend went to a gay underage sex forum and got a buncha old fat bald white guys pitch in and give us 50cents EACH! so they could have bets on witch one of us could cream faster using only a glove rapped in barb wire(dont judge so harshly .. you would do it too, anyone would for FIFTY CENTS!!!) 4)how often do you use q-tips? when ever im lucky enough to find one in garbages that i pick though (that is if you count using them to take a syphillis test prison style!) 5)do you like watermelons? .. nah it reminds me of what it looked like after i was done with the race mentioned in #3 6)do you pluck your nose hairs? now why the fuck would you do this? so the opposite sex would like you more? now i understand why a girl would save her pus, but how often does your fuckbuddy stick thier dick in your nose? 7)how much money is in your wallet right now? 50cents and my dick is still all bloody :( 8)do you own a cell phone? hell no! thats how the government spies on us .. didnt you know? 9)where do you view 12oz.? view.. what? 10)in what country would you most like to live? i really liked that movie water world.. i think in 2003 when that 10th planet or meteor or what ever hits the moon and it explodes and thousands of meteors hit earth .. and we are pushed the closer to the sun. then our ice caps melt and all the land is sunk, i think ill make a big floating thing and have people pay rent in dirt.. and when people that make whorable movies and are named kevin costner come by imma lockem up in a cage!. 11)how many languages can you speak? im deaf and blind, so i just sniff my way around the world.. thats how i find my used q-tips.. you would be suprised how much they smell after a couple days in the garbage. 12)what's your favorite subject? i like to have conversations about anal sex and scat (go do a search on it and porn on google and click on the second thing found, interesting stuff...) err did you mean school? history aint bad.. the wwii part is the best.. get to read about nazis gettin kicked in thier teeth and such. 13)do you have tattoo's? and if so how many? one on my back in full color of two men performing scat style sex! 14)piercings? i have a jackcobs ladder (if you know what this is .. then your a sick sick person!) 15)do you like your job? yah i like my job.. i love to see that ear to ear smile on a kids face that only a fat 8ball can bring ! 16)do you have a snaggle tooth? teeth? what teeth? 17)have you ever made love in the great outdoors? outdoors? as in out side.. yah .... but i wouldnt call behind a dumpster in an alley in gary indiana "great" ... and i wouldnt consider it "making love" when its a 80 pound crack whore and your doing it scat style! 18)most annoying 12oz member? mine aint 12oz's but it is annoying how it smells of used q-tips... 19)do you shoplift? if you consider a dumpster a shop and if "lift"-ing a used q-tip qualifies 20)are you as bored as i am? after what i just did for those old fat bald white guys.. bored aint the feeling ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doomfarmer Posted June 25, 2002 Share Posted June 25, 2002 1)how old are you? 25 2)are you male or female? male 3)what's the last show/concert you went to? sick of it all 4)how often do you use q-tips every other day 5)do you like watermelon? not at all 6)do you pluck your nose hairs? fuck yeah 7)how much money is in your wallet right now? 100 dollar bill 8)do you own a cell phone? yes. 9)where do you view 12oz. at home 10)in what country would you most like to live? USA 11)how many languages can you speak? and which ones? 2 english and ebonics 12)what's your favorite subject? pussy 13)do you have tattoo's? and if so how many? yes and two one really big and one average 14)piercings? just my ears with 00 guage 15)do you like your job? definetly 16)do you have a snaggle tooth? kind of 17)have you ever made love in the great outdoors? yes, i have. 18)most annoying 12oz member? who cares 19)do you shoplift? nope 20)are you as bored as i am? definetly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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