JoeyLawrence Posted June 21, 2002 Share Posted June 21, 2002 i cant seem to make up my mind on anything. one minute im in pink gear dancing to the hamptons theme song....the next im curled up under my bed in all black skin tight clothing tweaking on morphine and listening to granddaddy. but tis all good children! rejoice! popgun war seems to have found an outlet for all this built up frustration!!!!!!!!!!!!! what is it you ask? vandalism? more drugs? a violent homosexual cross country murderous rampage? NO. my outlet is my ab roller. I just rock out on that shit for like a half hour while listening to Van Halen's, "eruption", and then stand in front of the mirror in my boxer briefs and flex my abs. I seriously have a sick obsession with abs now. I check out everyones abs, constantly sizing up the competition. (actually that last part was a lie) but anyhow Im about to go eat some sushi, courtesy a very cute blonde girl who is going to introduce me to her taller brunette friend on saturday night! (Tomorrow is a toss-up between a phillipino girl and a latina girl). FRIENDS OF FRIENDS is the best thing. FOF! My zine goes into publication next week, and is aptly titled, "DATE RAPE." If you would like to learn more about the psuedo prep lifestyle, then stay tuned for more details. I honestly have found a passion in psuedopreppiness/fauxfraternity lifestyle. Everything from badminton games to just relaxing in a nice pair of ralph lauren chino's while sipping espresso. HOW DARE YOU. Anyways.....check out my nigga tonymillionaire's website in the meantime.... http://www.maakies.com his comic strip will keep you on your toes. P.S. be on the look out for the Popgunwar/maakies crossover strip headed to maakies.com in the not-so-distant future. Im kinda restless right now, so I'm gonna go ahead and throw out some links to other websites that I've been frequenting lately: http://www.killrockstars.com <----good...no, GREAT music. http://www.craigslist.org <---- everything you need. http://www.thehun.com <----FFM http://www.whitepower.com <----screwdriver records. (funny, interesting, frightening) http://www.viceland.com <----home of the infamous vice magazine. http://www.spankingteenbrandi.com <----haha i went to highschool with this slut. http://www.eboy.com <-------boooooooooooooooooyah. http://www.burberry.com <----the best swimtrunks and button downs on the planet. http://www.thehitdevice.com <-----never updates....good mp3 downloads. http://www.redmeat.com <-----Excellence. mannnnnnnnnnn im confused right now. really confused. the weather is HOT one minute, and cool the next. Im thinking about changing my outfit again. hmmmmmmm p.s. dont take anything i type seriously. or maybe you should. i dunno. there is no backspace or signoff button in the real world. Oh yeah....how many of you have been rocking carribeaners on your pants to hold your wallets in place? Ive been doin this shit since day one, and now everyone seems to be hip to the trend. Im like....geeez. MMMMM chai is soo good. Oregon chai mix is the sickness. You just take a large glass (or mug) add 1 half ice, and 1 half chai and one half milk. wait thats 1.5 glasses outta just one glass. well...you know what i mean. I wonder if im gonna get sick from all the red meat ive been eating this past week. Ive had steak and ribs like every day and roastbeef sandwhiches mmmmmmmmmmboy. I think its due to my blood type. That and ive been drinking alot of Vanilla COKE. http://www.cocacola.com my mom was yellin at me and saying that i need to cut back on the coke (almost 12 pack a day) and start drinking more milk. I replied with my favorite line, "Milk shmilk...I get all the calcium i need from ROLAIDS." I learned that line when I was 12 reading a MAD magazine that I just purchased with my profits from my lawn mowing/ firework pushing endeavors. man i miss lemonade. that shit was good. in fact....I think im gonna go drink some right now. anddddddd i think my ride is here. haha oh shit ill type fast.....Isnt it funny how writers (or wannabe sellout neverhasbeen writers like me) always get picked up on dates by the girl? hahaha next time you are out just look at howmany girls are driving the guys around. hahahahahahah oh shitttt im out. LOVE YOU ALL. POPGUNWARversion4.7 <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<:king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted June 21, 2002 Share Posted June 21, 2002 that skrewdriver site is indeed disturbing..........its like your one stop nazi shop.........fucking nazi's......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeyLawrence Posted June 21, 2002 Author Share Posted June 21, 2002 haha how did i know that the first reply would have to do with screwdriver records? hahaha that shit is amusing in so many ways. and some of the nordic hardcore is actually pretty decent. but I do not in anyway shape or form advocate that sites beliefs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted June 21, 2002 Share Posted June 21, 2002 .........i somehow figured as such. it did catch my eye though. i was never aware that there were quite so many nazi flags. go figure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest im not witty Posted June 21, 2002 Share Posted June 21, 2002 you really went to highschool with spanking teen brandi? thats funny. i always wonder about amateur porn sites like that. they are in no way professional porno stars, (and i use the term stars loosely..but whatever,) somebody must know these people..how often do you come across a porno site with familiar faces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeyLawrence Posted June 21, 2002 Author Share Posted June 21, 2002 yep. junior year. hahaha that slut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted June 21, 2002 Share Posted June 21, 2002 Man I know how you feel PGW... my girlfriend used to drive me around all over the place till I got my shit together.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fr8lover Posted June 21, 2002 Share Posted June 21, 2002 krs. i remember when it was real good... stars kill rock comp rock stars kill comp bikini kill, karp, free kitten...etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest THE LAW Posted June 21, 2002 Share Posted June 21, 2002 listen killer, it's ok to be gay... just come out of the closet already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remi Martin Posted June 21, 2002 Share Posted June 21, 2002 and once your out the closet drag tease with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeyLawrence Posted June 21, 2002 Author Share Posted June 21, 2002 Originally posted by THE LAW listen killer, it's ok to be gay... just come out of the closet already. hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeyLawrence Posted June 22, 2002 Author Share Posted June 22, 2002 hmmmmmmmm what highschool did you go to? i went to 4 different highschools. gimme a hint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest blink_ATX Posted June 22, 2002 Share Posted June 22, 2002 i went to two different highschools, one nuthouse and like had alotta friends that have turned on me. They smae im bipolar but fuck medicine its all monetary driven anyfukenway... l0rd goddman Ka0s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeyLawrence Posted June 22, 2002 Author Share Posted June 22, 2002 Originally posted by RickJameski table table holmes, i went to three different high schools. man my brain is gone. i have no clue. unless table is code for somewhere in boulder. if thats it then i know the location of a highschool...but dont know anyone that got kicked out besides me.:confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeyLawrence Posted June 22, 2002 Author Share Posted June 22, 2002 hi everyone. its friday night and once again im sitting here in my basement listening to the rentals on repeat and not outside partying it up or hanging out with anyone. but oh well. i had a good dinner tonight. it made up for wasting hours in the hospital getting blood drawn and xrays due to work related injuries. WORK RELATED INJURIES? POPGUNWAR? i know this doesnt make sense but whatever. Anyways....hows it goin? are you all drunk and staring at your screen hitting the refresh button to see more boobs in my monster of a thread, wettshirt contest? Im not. i could fuckin care less. I just wanted to get more people naked via computer. haha i think that the internet is fucking insane. because of the internet i have had girls email me countless naked photos, call me from far away lands and engage in sick twisted phone sex scenarios, and even bring me smoothies to my house when i was too drugged to go outside. i even had a girl fly up to visit me for a weekend. (what a disaster) anyways who gives a fuck you know? not me. I like to take pictures of myself and I even hang my own pictures on my walls in my house. Alegra works wonders. no more allergies! yo anyways its thundering and pouring rain and check this out: http://www.gucci.com if you snoop around that site all carefully you will unwrap a clue. A clue about what you ask? A CLUE. thats all you need to know. I want to get into urban iditirods and urban treasure hunting. that shit would be rad. I dont consider myself a "writer" and i never will. I figured it out today...... occasionally i get depressed and angry and i like to vandalise. Vandalism doesnt stop with spraypaint and scribing names into glass and shit....i just plain get my jollies from breaking random shit, lighting stuff on fire and littering. I dunno. I guess you could say that i dont ever want to really grow up either. I spend most of my day drawing, watching, or reading cartoons. Im an avid cereal collector and addicted to anything the color pink. I own a very insane hello kitty display. The whole urban life doesnt appeal to me though. I dont see the fun in fubu jeans and panhandling and crack heads in crazy ass spead-up lifestyle. Im into the sub-urban life style. I would love to own a house with grass in the yards so I could mow it on my riding mower when im 40. I miss highschool, and find college tedious(sp), and find that art school is even worse. No wonder suicide is so popular among art students. Im honestly getting into high shorts. Like the kind that someone named Casey McCallister would wear. I hate shaving because my skin is sensitive. But I like looking young. I dont even give a fuck about fake I.D.s. All my friends have em, and want me in on the bandwagon. But no. Id rather stay young forever. MOPIUS : Mopius is the coolest fuckin kid ever. This guy is a SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS addict. ANNNND he likes slayer. I definitely am glad that this crip is one of my friends and im glad that he doesnt smoke weed 24 hours a day like everyone else I know. Marijuana: Mannnn this is a topic that I dont even want to get started on. Everyone I know smokes. And constantly. Ive smoked it a few times and I dunno, It just doesnt do it for me. "It aint no OxyContin," a good friend once told me. And damnnn wasnt he right. It just seems that the second someone starts smoking weed they go from someone that has some Drive and motivation to everything that I hate in the world. They just want to sit around and do nothing all day. BRRRRRROOOOO YOU GOT SOME HERBBBBBBBBB? fuck. I hate that shit. FUCK MARIJUANA and FUCK HAIGHT ASHBURRY. pot head humor is sooooo fuckin dumb. nuggets nuggets.....argggg im getting mad. i bet half of you reading this right now are stoned. Actually, no....no one who smokes weed would waste their time reading this far just to hear me rant and rave about whatever the fuck I want to talk about. hold up Im gonna go switch cd's. This rentals tune is getting me dizzy. alright...the breeders....much better. you know what t.v. channel is fuckin awesome? DISNEY. this is why: -LIZZY MCGUIRE -BOY MEETS WORLD -EVEN STEVENS dont even get me started on that shit. damn. I gotta go do something. but what? hmmm. brb. maybe.:confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remi Martin Posted June 22, 2002 Share Posted June 22, 2002 your really really really annoying...like more annoying than tease annoying, at least tease is stupid-henceforth the reason hes annoying-you seem somewhat intelligent and spoiled and bratty and a all out punk bitch. your annoying. get raped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted June 22, 2002 Share Posted June 22, 2002 .......tell someone who cares. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mafIAkilla Posted June 22, 2002 Share Posted June 22, 2002 brandi's pussy is ugly..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeyLawrence Posted June 23, 2002 Author Share Posted June 23, 2002 Originally posted by GLASS*ETCH your really really really annoying...like more annoying than tease annoying, at least tease is stupid-henceforth the reason hes annoying-you seem somewhat intelligent and spoiled and bratty and a all out punk bitch. your annoying. get raped. im very spoiled and bratty. tee hee. :) :) :( :( :confused: :eek: and im just typing to type. NO one MADE you read this shit. so fuck you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeyLawrence Posted June 23, 2002 Author Share Posted June 23, 2002 Originally posted by mafIAkilla brandi's pussy is ugly..... i agree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notimportant Posted June 23, 2002 Share Posted June 23, 2002 i think popgunwar is well on his way to becoming the main character in ellis' american psycho. but he laughed when i said fuck the foley artists sooo....hes cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeyLawrence Posted June 23, 2002 Author Share Posted June 23, 2002 indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_sofarok Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 Bump for hello kitty, and the rentals…....and not considering yourself a "writer"…all seems very familiar... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest professor poopatronic Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 Originally posted by PopGunWar Actually, no....no one who smokes weed would waste their time reading this far just to hear me rant and rave about whatever the fuck I want to talk about. what are you talking about? you know i smoke weed all the time and that i'm a literature dork. i read most of your posts. they're stupid as hell but quite funny. just like you. don't take offense to that either, i'm just stupid without the funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeyLawrence Posted June 24, 2002 Author Share Posted June 24, 2002 who really gives a fuck about graffiti in the first place? yo poop....no offense taken or given. you the nigga no matter how stupid you are or how much pot you smoke. haha anyways check it out bruddas....i decided im going to finally model. yep thats right. im even thinking about....well never mind im keepin it dl. fuck posting i gotta go do some shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dropone Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 i bump the funk records till the sun rises. dont get stoned before you go out with your girls that drive you around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeyLawrence Posted June 24, 2002 Author Share Posted June 24, 2002 WHATTTTTT YOU ARE HURTING MY HEAD. this thread has nothing to do with funk. SO NO. jesus christ kid, whatre you tryin to do? start a thread riot? geez. anyways....i just rocked out on the ab roller while listening to the amps and drank a huge glass o water. mannnn i love feeling that burn. BOOYAH. tonight was boring. i didnt really do anything productive, but i got a nice tan today so all is well. i like to stay up all late and then wake up around 9 or 10 am and read the comics and then go into my backyard in just my boxers and chill on the lawnrecliners until i fall asleep. then i groggily wake up and smell my sweaty body melting under the hot killer sun and proceed to rotate onto my back and baste for another hour or so. then i quickly get up and rush to the shower and rock out cold shower style. after the cold shower, i apply propper clothing for the day and then figure out what im going to do and then comes the followthrough. this seems to start the day propperly and creates a nice tan feeling. Man i gotta figure someway to scam some money so i can go back to the chinese place this week and drink some more "zombies". I also want to try a "gladiator". TT BOY told me about this one and it sounds great. NOTHING beats working out and then relaxing in a chill air conditioned resturaunt surrounded by hot women and house music while drinking girly drinks. YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE TODAY? BUGS. I FUCKIN HATE BUGS. especially moths. But Im the master bug killer. SO THERE!!!!!!!!!! hahaha to the buddhist kids who dont smash bugs. hahahahaha MANNNNNN ITS been about 24 hours and I am still thinking about my current female situation. THIS GIRL IS AMAZING!!!!!! and I only have a few more weeks with her and I might ruin my chances and never see her again. I definitely need to get something going so I can have a model girlfriend who I travel the globe with. HEY....all you guys out there who are not getting any with the women...I have discovered the trick!.....THE TRICK IS to act like you dont even care about anything. DONT FLOSS OUT. dress normally and wear "light" amounts of cologne after you shower. EAT WELL and listen to GOOD MUSIC (i.e. "6 underground" by the sneaker pimps) yeah...and have a cool career to talk about when they ask you what you do. I score the mad points because all the kids I hang out with are like....shittt dawg Im a cart pusher at the supermarket and fuck school I just party alot. PSSSSSSSSSSSH losers. You gotta strive for something in your life. SO DO IT NOW. become a serial killer, professional surfer, chef, whatever just do it and do it well. ME....all i do is draw silly little pictures, but for some wierd reason girls seem to like what i draw. I dunno...i hate most everything i do. Anyways....enough about me....more about stuff. DIPS are like my new favorite exercise. MAN. ok. ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I GOT A GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Im soooooo stoked to be grillin up some lean burgers and healthy chicken breasts with seasoned veggies and big glass of ice water from my new BRITA WATER FILTER!!!!!!! woooooo hooooo. I think im over soda. Yeah....a couple of days ago I was a junkie, but I gotta start bleaching my teeth and Im honestly considering getting some molars removed so I have a more defined jaw for my modeling. BUT WATER IS THE STEEZ now. Im all hyped on some h2o. I gotta plan my day out tomorrow. I dunno what Im gonna do, but I think it may involve some basketball and hiking. yeah that sounds decent. Maybe a sushi lunch and some shopping for a new pair of lacoste khakis. BOOYAH thats what i gotta do. I gotta hit the thrift circuit for the old school lacoste shirts. MANNNNN im hypin. AND my bestbro cant even chill till after 4pm cause his gay ass is doing summer school. FUCK THAT. its all about $$$. YO POOP....sorry i didnt make it into town today...maybe tomorrow nig. EL LEROY WAS BEING GAY WITH his manatech shit. he got all mad at me cause i didnt want to buy some for my arthritis. id rather take some vioxx and painkillers. yeah thats right. silly me. TREAT OF THE MOMENT: MINUTE MAID SOFT FROZEN LEMONADE SQUEEZE TUBES. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Imma bout to go grab one. brb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dropone Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 you and i share common interests.......except yours dont seem to be mostly about booze. water and carbohydrates are what its all about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeyLawrence Posted June 24, 2002 Author Share Posted June 24, 2002 yeah. BOOZE is great. I just have a HATRED of beer. I like alcohol that tastes like its killing me but is very good at the same time. I like newcastles though. And....carbos are great...but PROTEIN takes the cake. Also....heres another tip. Eat BRIGHT foods. Such as RED tomatoes, and bright GREEN spinach. The brighter and bolder the vegetable, the healthier it is for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeyLawrence Posted June 24, 2002 Author Share Posted June 24, 2002 http://www.fiftiesweb.com/fashion/m-short.jpg'> Think Pink! Formerly considered a "girlish" color, pink invaded men's wear. Yessir, pilgrims, even real tough hombres were donning pink ties, shirts, and bathrobes. Serious corporate types could be seen wearing pink under their grey flannel suits. This display of sartorial splendor was a radical departure from the drab neutral colors that once limited men's clothing choices. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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