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1 What gets you bent better Religion/Beer/Drugs?

 

2 What transport you use?

 

3 How long has it been since you last sucked on some nipples?

 

4 Have you achieved any good things since leaving that school?

 

5 Which word comes to mind when you read this: FARMER BILL?

 

6 How long you been on the net for Today/Tonight?

 

7 You have a Boyfriend/Grilfried?

 

8 Whats better? Head/Sex on the beach?

 

9 Favorite position?

 

10 Name of favorite PORN?

 

11 Do you speak to members of the OPPOSITE sex?

 

12 Whats better? Internet/Poptarts/Hoodies?

 

13 Do you shop at department stores?

 

Here are my answers

1 Beer

2 Mountain Bike

3 2 months

4 Havent left school but in Japan now

5 Ronald McDonald [???]

6 2 hours tonight

7 Yes Girlfriend

8 Sex then head on the beach

9 One leg down and the other one touching her head

10 Couldnt read the title it was in Taiwanese

11 Yes

12 Hoodies

13 No they are OVER PRICED

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1 What gets you bent better Religion/Beer/Drugs?

drugs

2 What transport you use?

car

3 How long has it been since you last sucked on some nipples?

last weekend

4 Have you achieved any good things since leaving that school?

nope

5 Which word comes to mind when you read this: FARMER BILL

fake dodger dogs

6 How long you been on the net for Today/Tonight?

2 hours

7 You have a Boyfriend/Grilfried?

yep

8 Whats better? Head/Sex on the beach?

both with 2 girls

9 Favorite position?

doggy

10 Name of favorite PORN?

Spanish Fly

11 Do you speak to members of the OPPOSITE sex?

i am a mute

12 Whats better? Internet/Poptarts/Hoodies?

hoodrats

13 Do you shop at department stores?

yes

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1 What gets you bent better Religion/Beer/Drugs?

 

beer

 

2 What transport you use?

 

feet/public

 

3 How long has it been since you last sucked on some nipples?

 

yesterday

 

4 Have you achieved any good things since leaving that school?

 

got married, got a good job, moved to europe, got a life

 

5 Which word comes to mind when you read this: FARMER BILL?

 

my grandfather

 

6 How long you been on the net for Today/Tonight?

 

couple hours so far

 

7 You have a Boyfriend/Grilfried?

 

wife

 

8 Whats better? Head/Sex on the beach?

 

neither....end up with sand everywhere.

 

9 Favorite position?

 

any that result in my dick being somewhere warm and moist

 

10 Name of favorite PORN?

 

anything by private

 

11 Do you speak to members of the OPPOSITE sex?

 

yes

 

12 Whats better? Internet/Poptarts/Hoodies?

 

pop tarts

 

13 Do you shop at department stores?

 

occasionaly

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Originally posted by Stapler

1 What gets you bent better Religion/Beer/Drugs?

religon while on beer and drugs

2 What transport you use?

whatever works, i use a transit pass mostly

 

3 How long has it been since you last sucked on some nipples?

not to long

 

4 Have you achieved any good things since leaving that school?

never really went..so of course.

 

5 Which word comes to mind when you read this: FARMER BILL?

some hick in overalls

 

6 How long you been on the net for Today/Tonight?

to long

 

7 You have a Boyfriend/Grilfried?

common law wifey

 

8 Whats better? Head/Sex on the beach?

head followed by sex

 

9 Favorite position?

whatever feel good.

 

10 Name of favorite PORN?

aria giovanni

 

11 Do you speak to members of the OPPOSITE sex?

yeah, and i enjoy it.

 

12 Whats better? Internet/Poptarts/Hoodies?

hoodies

 

13 Do you shop at department stores?

no.

 

Here are my answers

1 Beer

2 Mountain Bike

3 2 months

4 Havent left school but in Japan now

5 Ronald McDonald [???]

6 2 hours tonight

7 Yes Girlfriend

8 Sex then head on the beach

9 One leg down and the other one touching her head

10 Couldnt read the title it was in Taiwanese

11 Yes

12 Hoodies

13 No they are OVER PRICED

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1 What gets you bent better Religion/Beer/Drugs?

Beer, always beer

 

2 What transport you use?

My truck

 

3 How long has it been since you last sucked on some nipples?

How about my own? It's been almost a month. Hmpf.

 

4 Have you achieved any good things since leaving that school?

ALOT

 

5 Which word comes to mind when you read this: FARMER BILL?

BACON

 

6 How long you been on the net for Today/Tonight?

Too damn long cuz i was taking pictures in wet ripped wifebeaters.

 

7 You have a Boyfriend/Grilfried?

I have an ex husband

 

8 Whats better? Head/Sex on the beach?

Tequila shots

 

9 Favorite position?

Creative ones

 

10 Name of favorite PORN?

"A mid summer nights cream"

 

11 Do you speak to members of the OPPOSITE sex?

all the time

 

12 Whats better? Internet/Poptarts/Hoodies?

poptarts that arent cooked

 

13 Do you shop at department stores?

shop-lift.

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1 What gets you bent better Religion/Beer/Drugs?

 

beer

 

2 What transport you use?

 

my truck

 

3 How long has it been since you last sucked on some nipples?

 

a few days

 

4 Have you achieved any good things since leaving that school?

 

what school?

 

5 Which word comes to mind when you read this: FARMER BILL?

 

pig fucker

 

6 How long you been on the net for Today/Tonight?

 

an hour or two

 

7 You have a Boyfriend/Grilfried?

 

girlfriend

 

8 Whats better? Head/Sex on the beach?

 

sex if you have a blanket

 

9 Favorite position?

 

whatevers clever

 

10 Name of favorite PORN?

 

many

 

11 Do you speak to members of the OPPOSITE sex?

 

all the time

 

12 Whats better? Internet/Poptarts/Hoodies?

 

hoodies are nice

 

13 Do you shop at department stores?

 

not usually

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1 What gets you bent better Religion/Beer/Drugs?

beer

2 What transport you use?

old old schwin road bike, '57 ford pickup

3 How long has it been since you last sucked on some nipples?

couple months...

4 Have you achieved any good things since leaving that school?

i dropped out and now i'm homeless... :o

5 Which word comes to mind when you read this: FARMER BILL?

jolly rancher

6 How long you been on the net for Today/Tonight?

several hours... haven't really been on in weeks

7 You have a Boyfriend/Grilfried?

nope

8 Whats better? Head/Sex on the beach?

sex on the beach

9 Favorite position?

doggy style

10 Name of favorite PORN?

buttman mag

11 Do you speak to members of the OPPOSITE sex?

absolutely

12 Whats better? Internet/Poptarts/Hoodies?

hoodies

13 Do you shop at department stores?

if by shop you mean steal then yes...

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Guest willy.wonka

1 What gets you bent better Religion/Beer/Drugs?

religion and beer

 

2 What transport you use?

anything and everything

 

3 How long has it been since you last sucked on some nipples?

a month???

4 Have you achieved any good things since leaving that school?

yes

5 Which word comes to mind when you read this: FARMER BILL?

pot grower

6 How long you been on the net for Today/Tonight?

long time

7 You have a Boyfriend/Grilfried?

nope

8 Whats better? Head/Sex on the beach?

sex is ok on the beach..

9 Favorite position?

"the bangol tiger"

10 Name of favorite PORN?

??

11 Do you speak to members of the OPPOSITE sex?

yes,yes i do

12 Whats better? Internet/Poptarts/Hoodies?

internet

13 Do you shop at department stores?

nope..not really

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Guest sneak

1) drugs

2) anything that will get me from a - b

3) its now tues......sat was the last

4) aint left yet

5) food

6) 20mins....so far

7) yes....girlfriend

8) either....but sand....???

9) erm.....any i spose

10) ben dover

11) of course i do, who do u think i am? tease?

12) poptarts

13) occasionally

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1 What gets you bent better Religion/Beer/Drugs?

 

2 What transport you use?

 

3 How long has it been since you last sucked on some nipples?

 

4 Have you achieved any good things since leaving that school?

 

5 Which word comes to mind when you read this: FARMER BILL?

 

6 How long you been on the net for Today/Tonight?

 

7 You have a Boyfriend/Grilfried?

 

8 Whats better? Head/Sex on the beach?

 

9 Favorite position?

 

10 Name of favorite PORN?

 

11 Do you speak to members of the OPPOSITE sex?

 

12 Whats better? Internet/Poptarts/Hoodies?

 

13 Do you shop at department stores?

 

Here are my answers

1 Beer

2 an economic car

3 two days ago

4 got a superb portfolio

5 Hick

6 around 2 or 3

7 nope

8 Sex then head on the beach

9 whatever nakes her moan the most

10 i dont know

11 Only if they dont have a member

12 Hoodies

13 depending on the product

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Guest imported_El Mamerro

1 What gets you bent better Religion/Beer/Drugs?

 

The Jesus Potato drinking beer.

 

 

2 What transport you use?

 

Two legs, usually. Unicycle on Sundays and holidays.

 

 

3 How long has it been since you last sucked on some nipples?

 

A week and half. Too long.

 

 

4 Have you achieved any good things since leaving that school?

 

Absolutely not. Well, I built some cool lamps.

 

 

5 Which word comes to mind when you read this: FARMER BILL?

 

Paying taxes on agricultural produce.

 

 

6 How long you been on the net for Today/Tonight?

 

30 mins.

 

 

7 You have a Boyfriend/Grilfried?

 

No. But she disagrees.

 

 

8 Whats better? Head/Sex on the beach?

 

I once found a gigantic marlin head in the sand. It sure rocked a lot more than that pussy-ass drink.

 

 

9 Favorite position?

 

POWER.

 

 

10 Name of favorite PORN?

 

"Itsy Bitsy Bang Bang"

 

 

11 Do you speak to members of the OPPOSITE sex?

 

Ew.

 

 

12 Whats better? Internet/Poptarts/Hoodies?

 

Poptarts are rapidly climbing Mamerro's hierarchy of dopeness.

 

 

13 Do you shop at department stores?

 

Sure why not. I'm sure not buying my underwear at Salvation Army.

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1 What gets you bent better Religion/Beer/Drugs?

Sweet sweet beer

2 What transport you use?

Trains. Always trains.

3 How long has it been since you last sucked on some nipples?

About 6 hours

4 Have you achieved any good things since leaving that school?

Yes. I've got laid, got wasted and been painting.

5 Which word comes to mind when you read this: FARMER BILL?

Paedophile

6 How long you been on the net for Today/Tonight?

collectively, about 4-5 hours, not all at once though

7 You have a Boyfriend/Grilfried?

Girlfriend

8 Whats better? Head/Sex on the beach?

sex. It can be done without sand if you're careful

9 Favorite position?

Her on top

10 Name of favorite PORN?

I have to name just one? Thats too hard

11 Do you speak to members of the OPPOSITE sex?

All the time, much to my girlfriends disliking

12 Whats better? Internet/Poptarts/Hoodies?

INTERNET!!

13 Do you shop at department stores

Shop at em? Hell, i work at one!!!! So, no i don't

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1 What gets you bent better Religion/Beer/Drugs?

 

2 What transport you use?

 

3 How long has it been since you last sucked on some nipples?

 

4 Have you achieved any good things since leaving that school?

 

5 Which word comes to mind when you read this: FARMER BILL?

 

6 How long you been on the net for Today/Tonight?

 

7 You have a Boyfriend/Grilfried?

 

8 Whats better? Head/Sex on the beach?

 

9 Favorite position?

 

10 Name of favorite PORN?

 

11 Do you speak to members of the OPPOSITE sex?

 

12 Whats better? Internet/Poptarts/Hoodies?

 

13 Do you shop at department stores?

 

 

 

Here are my answers

1 They all suck

2 Jeep Grand Cherokee

3 1 month (and I get to do it again tomorrow :) )

4 Got a dope manager position. I get paid to watch movies.

5 dollar

6 .5 hours

7 Yes G-friend

8 head on the beach

9 defense

10 Porn sucks. I prefer REAL sex.

11 Yes

12 Inter-Hoodies

13 Salvation Army, whut!

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1 What gets you bent better Religion/Beer/Drugs?

Drugs

 

2 What transport you use?

My car/ public bus

 

3 How long has it been since you last sucked on some nipples?

Other than my own? ;) yesterday

 

4 Have you achieved any good things since leaving that school?

Learned to drive, got MUCH better at graffiti, got more tattoos, played gigs

 

5 Which word comes to mind when you read this: FARMER BILL?

arable

 

6 How long you been on the net for Today/Tonight?

ten minutes every two hours or so - up to 6 hours at a time if I am bored

 

7 You have a Boyfriend/Grilfried?

Yes, girlfriend

 

8 Whats better? Head/Sex on the beach?

Head, but I REALLY enjoy head *after* a few Sex On The Beach (drinks)

 

9 Favorite position?

First place! (nah really, on my knees)

 

10 Name of favorite PORN?

None really spring to mind - I have a filthy book called the Ice Queen

 

11 Do you speak to members of the OPPOSITE sex?

Yes constantly. I mean. have you ever noticed how vacuous most girls are?

 

12 Whats better? Internet/Poptarts/Hoodies?

Internet

 

13 Do you shop at department stores?

not really - thrift stores all the way for clothes, cds and books

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1 [none of the above]

 

2 [95 maxima/walk in the city]

 

3 [about 12 hours ago]

 

4 [i haven't gotten my diploma yet]

 

5 [nothing]

 

6 [for about 3 hours]

 

7 [yes. see #3]

 

8 [dome piece]

 

9 [n/a]

 

10 [anything from the cdgirls collection]

 

11 [sometimes]

 

12 [internet]

 

13 [negative]

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Originally posted by Stapler

1 What gets you bent better Religion/Beer/Drugs?

BEER

2 What transport you use?

CAR/SUBWAY 80%/20%

3 How long has it been since you last sucked on some nipples?

3 hours

4 Have you achieved any good things since leaving that school?

YES

5 Which word comes to mind when you read this: FARMER BILL?

BENNY HILL

6 How long you been on the net for Today/Tonight?

6 Hours

7 You have a Boyfriend/Grilfried?

YES

8 Whats better? Head/Sex on the beach?

BEER

9 Favorite position?

WHATEVER

10 Name of favorite PORN?

PORNOCHIO

11 Do you speak to members of the OPPOSITE sex?

YES

12 Whats better? Internet/Poptarts/Hoodies?

NOTHING

13 Do you shop at department stores?

WHAT IS IT?

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1 What gets you bent better Religion/Beer/Drugs?

 

beer

 

2 What transport you use?

 

my car.

 

3 How long has it been since you last sucked on some nipples?

 

yesterday

 

4 Have you achieved any good things since leaving that school?

 

got a good job at a bank,

 

5 Which word comes to mind when you read this: FARMER BILL?

 

a farmer

 

6 How long you been on the net for Today/Tonight?

 

couple hours so far

 

7 You have a Boyfriend/Grilfried?

 

girlfriend

 

8 Whats better? Head/Sex on the beach?

 

head, anywhere

 

9 Favorite position?

 

doggy

 

10 Name of favorite PORN?

 

submission.

 

11 Do you speak to members of the OPPOSITE sex?

 

yes

 

12 Whats better? Internet/Poptarts/Hoodies?

 

hoodies

 

13 Do you shop at department stores?

 

yes, and Mr. Rags.

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1 What gets you bent better Religion/Beer/Drugs?

 

beer preferable iron city

 

2 What transport you use?

 

bike car or skateboard

 

3 How long has it been since you last sucked on some nipples?

 

2 days

 

4 Have you achieved any good things since leaving that school?

 

moved out of my parents house, got a decent job, just got engaged

 

5 Which word comes to mind when you read this: FARMER BILL?

 

ummm..none

 

6 How long you been on the net for Today/Tonight?

 

hour and a half

 

7 You have a Boyfriend/Grilfried?

 

fiance

 

8 Whats better? Head/Sex on the beach?

i hate the beach but head and sex are good anywhere

 

9 Favorite position?

 

girl on top that way you can play with the titties

 

10 Name of favorite PORN?

 

www.al4a.com

 

11 Do you speak to members of the OPPOSITE sex?

 

yes

 

12 Whats better? Internet/Poptarts/Hoodies?

 

internet

 

13 Do you shop at department stores?

 

definetly

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1 What gets you bent better Religion/Beer/Drugs?

Beer

 

2 What transport you use?

Car/road bike/bus/train/underground

 

3 How long has it been since you last sucked on some nipples?

7 hours

 

4 Have you achieved any good things since leaving that school?

I'm doing fine thanks - nothing to do with school though

 

5 Which word comes to mind when you read this: FARMER BILL?

wtf?

 

6 How long you been on the net for Today/Tonight?

Four hours or so - i mean you got to do something when you're at work to pass the time

 

7 You have a Grilfried?

I have a couple of 'grilfrieds'

 

8 Whats better? Head/Sex on the beach?

head on the beach

 

9 Favorite position?

hitting it from the back of course

 

10 Name of favorite PORN?

Butt man, as if you didn't know

 

11 Do you speak to members of the OPPOSITE sex?

Damn straight

 

12 Whats better? Internet/Poptarts/Hoodies?

Internet

 

13 Do you shop at department stores?

I am a certified shopaholic - I shop anywhere and everywhere.

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1 What gets you bent better Religion/Beer/Drugs?

drugs

 

2 What transport you use?

my car

 

3 How long has it been since you last sucked on some nipples?

about 2 weeks ago

 

4 Have you achieved any good things since leaving that school?

not really

 

5 Which word comes to mind when you read this: FARMER BILL?

redneck

 

6 How long you been on the net for Today/Tonight?

about 5 mins

 

7 You have a Boyfriend/Grilfried?

nah

 

8 Whats better? Head/Sex on the beach?

sex

 

9 Favorite position?

doggystyle

 

10 Name of favorite PORN?

to many

 

11 Do you speak to members of the OPPOSITE sex?

yes

 

12 Whats better? Internet/Poptarts/Hoodies?

hoodies like whoa

 

13 Do you shop at department stores?

i stole some levis from foleys 3 days ago

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1 What gets you bent better Religion/Beer/Drugs?

A: I personally do not enjoy either of those things. Other people do and i seriously don't fucking care....unless they are flaunting it or are very militant and stupid over it...then i say i hate them and want to wrap them up with a suit of razorblades and shove them down a slide full of all of their family members.

 

 

2 What transport you use?

A: The train, bus, bike, skateboard, feet. I really don't like cars much.

 

 

3 How long has it been since you last sucked on some nipples?

A: This question is a question i like to call "shitty".

 

 

4 Have you achieved any good things since leaving that school?

A: Yes. There are too many things to list, so i will not list them.

 

 

5 Which word comes to mind when you read this: FARMER BILL?

A: I picture a skinny gristled guy with dirty overalls and a smile on his dirty face as he holds a pitchfork loosely in his hands as he stands on stray pieces of hay.

 

 

6 How long you been on the net for Today/Tonight?

A: Last night i was on from about 12AM to 7AM. Today i am going from 1:30PM to now, which is 1:48PM.

 

7 You have a Boyfriend/Grilfried?

A: I don't like labels.

 

 

8 Whats better? HeadSex on the beach?

A: Headsex? That sounds funny....it sounds even more funny with the word "beach" in the sentence.

 

 

9 Favorite position?

A: What?

 

 

10 Name of favorite PORN?

A: I do not enjoy pornography.

 

 

11 Do you speak to members of the OPPOSITE sex?

A: Yes.

 

 

12 Whats better? Internet/Poptarts/Hoodies?

A: Its a cross between the internet and hoodies. If the weather is a little cold out, i would choose a hoodie and go out to indulge in outside activity. If there is totally nothing to do, then i will have to choose the internet. Poptarts are that good. I enjoy the smores and the cinnimon ones and i only eat those on rare occations.

 

 

13 Do you shop at department stores?

A: Not really. Sometimes. I like to support smaller businesses and i am a fan of people stealing from big stores.

 

 

---

Edit: I am aware i answered some questions a little "wrong" but i felt like writing otherwise.

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1 What gets you bent better Religion/Beer/Drugs?

drugs

 

2 What transport you use?

bike or bus

 

3 How long has it been since you last sucked on some nipples?

last night...my nipples

 

4 Have you achieved any good things since leaving that school?

i havent left college yet. i have jumped to so many schools.

 

5 Which word comes to mind when you read this: FARMER BILL?

redneck

 

6 How long you been on the net for Today/Tonight?

for about 45 minutes

 

7 You have a Boyfriend/Grilfried?

yes, fiance

 

8 Whats better? Head/Sex on the beach?

head...giving head.

 

9 Favorite position?

on top and anal.

 

10 Name of favorite PORN?

any amateur one.

 

11 Do you speak to members of the OPPOSITE sex?

yes.

 

12 Whats better? Internet/Poptarts/Hoodies?

hoodies.

 

13 Do you shop at department stores?

yes because i have a credit card from them.

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]1 What gets you bent better Religion/Beer/Drugs?

beer...

 

2 What transport you use?

my car

3 How long has it been since you last sucked on some nipples?

three weeks...girlfriend is gone..:o

4 Have you achieved any good things since leaving that school?

one more year in college

5 Which word comes to mind when you read this: FARMER BILL?

yeehah cletus..or in other words the people that live near my college..

6 How long you been on the net for Today/Tonight?

1 hr give or take

7 You have a Boyfriend/Grilfried?

girlfriend

8 Whats better? Head/Sex on the beach?

i wouldnt mind some sex on the beach...

9 Favorite position?

im gonna say doggie

10 Name of favorite PORN?

vivid stuff is good

11 Do you speak to members of the OPPOSITE sex?

sure

12 Whats better? Internet/Poptarts/Hoodies?

hoodies..

13 Do you shop at department stores?

 

yeah

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1 What gets you bent better Religion/Beer/Drugs?

Sleep deprivation

 

2 What transport you use?

variable

 

3 How long has it been since you last sucked on some nipples?

too long

 

4 Have you achieved any good things since leaving that school?

What?

 

5 Which word comes to mind when you read this: FARMER BILL?

Barmer Fill

 

6 How long you been on the net for Today/Tonight?

about fifteen minutes, give or take.

 

7 You have a Boyfriend/Grilfried?

no

 

8 Whats better? Head/Sex on the beach?

sandy pants, yarf.

 

9 Favorite position?

Flying Camel

 

10 Name of favorite PORN?

yes.

 

11 Do you speak to members of the OPPOSITE sex?

Frequently.

 

12 Whats better? Internet/Poptarts/Hoodies?

poptarts

 

13 Do you shop at department stores?

not so much, no. I prefer my wears be a little more exclusive.

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