Guest uncle-boy Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 I havent been in a fight in like ages. i think i'm gonna have to "throw down" with this guy i'm battling. all i know is that i'm gonna false crack that fucker. Please give me some super secret fight moves you know of, so i can be victorious!!!!:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 crowbar to the skull. i carry a hammer in my car.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest amorphic Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 chainsaw gut-fuck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 a blow to the jaw or square in the nose is a lot more effective than anything to the upper part of the head... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uncle-boy Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 give em' the "HOOKER FINGER" :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoink Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 kick his ass C-Bass!!! for real:D :beat: :beat: give it to him super street fighter turbo champion edition style Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uncle-boy Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 Originally posted by yoink give it to him super street fighter turbo champion edition style :lol: that game kicks ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 alias a lock in a sock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest STONER DBM Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 "rock em in the face, stab his brain with his nose bone" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 Originally posted by Jerry's-Kid give em' the "HOOKER FINGER" :lol: damn... somebody's been digging thru the nightowl thread... unless robocop got banned again... :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUWSE Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 http://www.manifestation.org/~ill/images/funny/punch.jpg'> suckerpunch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wilt Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 fuck fighting dirty...let him walk up close to you and headbutt him right in the nose...most of the time they are so stunned that they are defenseless if they're still standing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 http://www.wwbs.freeserve.co.uk/images/Owl.JPG'> i could always use my "Attack Owl" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 Originally posted by cmeup just throw them bows... :lol: tease http://www.takeitez.com/images/ludezmys.jpg'> damn skippy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 http://ltpwww.gsfc.nasa.gov/globe/soilform/NCOutBnk.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 http://www.superbrawl.tv/images/bruzzi-cabbage.jpg'> the hawaiian big boy "cabbage" on the right worked the brazillian bastard on the left. cabbage is my hero.:king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 http://www.theinternetisshit.com/photos/family/images/fight.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest donkeyslong Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 you should just suck him off instead of fighting him..this way you will be happy and he will finish up on your face and in return he will be glad also <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 ^^^^^^ you're just salty cause you got an addiction to gay porn.:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 solid blow to the nose will put the kid down if not give a solid blow to the middle of his jaw the hooker finger will work in a pinch though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 the hooker finger will work...punch him in the throat or if he opens his mouth crack him right in the fucking jaw as hard as you can and break that mofo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 :lol: these are great suggestions. i just hope that fucker doesnt read this and steal them.....:huh?: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 Originally posted by Zack Morris punch him in the throat the zack morris fights dirty eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 dude...its a fight, you play to win. its not like he can't dot hat same to me..I have a throat...shit I also have a long neck so it would be easier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el barto Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 who you going to fight uncle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B_As_In_Bot Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 when hitting someone: Make sure the first hit is in his face. Especially the chin area.. Rotate your fist as it gets closer to his face.. Put your hip/back into your punches..Swing your hips for additional force. A good hit should require all the muscles to work in 1 solid motion. Dont be afraid to go completely insane..ITs hard to maintain a good defense with people who are completley insane. Odd angles and what not.. brass knuckles (improvise w/ brick, quarter roll, 4lb. lead fishing weight) win the fistfight If you see a fist coming to your face, bow your head. You can break his hand this way.. headbutting is an old but good technique if you can handle the cocanut effect.. If your hands hurt - knee him in the face Dont hit open handed - you risk mangling your hand on his dirty mouth.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 Originally posted by Zack Morris dude...its a fight, you play to win. its not like he can't dot hat same to me..I have a throat...shit I also have a long neck so it would be easier. do whatca gotta do i guess ive never felt it to be needed though if someone made me bleed i would think about the throat punch i guess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 grip somethin like a pocket knife handle in your first tightly and puch away...remember thumbs out so they dont break...head shots always work good... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 Originally posted by el barto who you going to fight uncle? whoever "skum lord' is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 Originally posted by WhenOne solid blow to the nose will put the kid down i've learned this through experience, both giving and recieving, but a blow to the nose won't always put someone right down... and if it doesn't it's just gonna make him damn angry... but i still stick by it as an opening shot... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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