CONTWO Posted June 16, 2002 Share Posted June 16, 2002 hello! here at the mk reasearch labs at our rotating base which revolves around every bodys favorite small town,philadelphia,myself and a few others{ruin,am51,and nextel and bills on the come up,yall,word!!...fresh!}have put the finishing touches on our p-54 answercomputerdelta2300,and are prepaired to answer at will the questions thrown out herin gracias Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest railroadjerk Posted June 16, 2002 Share Posted June 16, 2002 will i ever find a girl who is worth more than just eye candy or a hookup at a party? i need a girlfriend, con. give me the deets! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CONTWO Posted June 16, 2002 Author Share Posted June 16, 2002 railroad jerk,our systems say no fuckin way,you write graffiti on walls,which equals no pussy,or 3 oclock slop once in awhile,but not a cool girl who likes graffiti,she likes the corniest white guy with cornrows that you know,why,you may ask,girls are dumb,says the poloinkitron machine,which is never wrong,dont get all swole up,we dont get no pussy either,we answer questions at 4 in the morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest railroadjerk Posted June 16, 2002 Share Posted June 16, 2002 word. well that sounds like the m.o. if i could marry a train and have babies with it probably would... they dont have issues and mental problems about not getting enough attention from daddy as a child. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dyptheria Posted June 16, 2002 Share Posted June 16, 2002 i'm so blessed that i have a girl that is so down. not only does she look hot, she's hella interesting to talk to, goes to art school, loves my graff, loves to go painting with me, and films me painting and makes movies with it. :king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted June 16, 2002 Share Posted June 16, 2002 riddle me this... where you been foolio? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CONTWO Posted June 16, 2002 Author Share Posted June 16, 2002 smart,travelling,sez the q14 perodic widget valve compressor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kill Whitey Posted June 16, 2002 Share Posted June 16, 2002 who killed tupac? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ego trippin Posted June 16, 2002 Share Posted June 16, 2002 Where did my other sock go? and because your computer can answer anything, try this one on: What question would be too complex for the computer to answer, causing immediate meltdown? And if you answer with "no question is too complex", then i do believe you would be lying, so people didn't know your one weakness. I am evil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted June 16, 2002 Share Posted June 16, 2002 so... sometimes I watch the news on one channel and all the girls, I mean, female newscasters, send me messages through the TV telling me to imagine them in various sexual situations... they encourage me to be graphic in my fantasies, but... other times, I see the same girls, but they want to be in fantasies involving female newscasters from other networks, and sometimes, even weather girls... so... my question is... What kind of man reads Playboy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted June 16, 2002 Share Posted June 16, 2002 why havent humans learn to love each other? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted June 16, 2002 Share Posted June 16, 2002 dont worry, i know the answer im just drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted June 16, 2002 Share Posted June 16, 2002 Do you know Pastor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted June 16, 2002 Share Posted June 16, 2002 why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CONTWO Posted June 16, 2002 Author Share Posted June 16, 2002 kill whitey-who killed tupac,what killed notorious big,and i dont know killed big L ego trippin-dryer gnomes got your sock,and no weakness,now that i have the weaknessoserator 5670 smart-a man on the toilet reads playboy sneak-why not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted June 16, 2002 Share Posted June 16, 2002 Will I ever get to hump Mary Kate and Ashley Olson ? If so, when If so, where Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CONTWO Posted June 16, 2002 Author Share Posted June 16, 2002 cntrl+alt+del=yes,in pasadena california on mlk day in 2046 cmeup=computer malfunction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted June 16, 2002 Share Posted June 16, 2002 weill i be rich and famous?:confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 Yeah, but is the p-54 answercomputerdelta2300 capable of porn? And what is the square root of negative nine? And, do fat babies fart? Also, does pinocchio have wooden balls? Thanks, you're the greatest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 Originally posted by CONTWO smart-a man on the toilet reads playboy I see, so, in other words... Playboy, read by the man on the go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CONTWO Posted June 17, 2002 Author Share Posted June 17, 2002 platapie,no friggin way dirty habit,somewhat,but not quite because of the jones method,i have evaluated your theory and my hypothesis is as of yet inconclusive,and pinnochios balls=plutonium thank you and goodnight,ill be here all week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 you should change your name to "magic 8ball" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CONTWO Posted June 19, 2002 Author Share Posted June 19, 2002 cmon,ask me something gooooooood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toaster Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 flicks yo,contwo, where're all the con flicks....? i been paintin that shit ferawhile...need to see some flicks.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest THEdude Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 ok I was downloading pod youth of the nation video on kazza the download rate went way down to like 1. something kbs does this have anything to do with me having downloaded the mp3 already, if yes, would renaming the mp3 bring the speed up or am I doomed? or should I just shut the fuck for downloading a pod video? oh yeah, what happens when you restart your machines? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest THEdude Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 oh yeah I forgot...... Am I ever going to have the chance to get back with that one girl? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 Let's say I have a box, and it's full of holes. If I were to fart in it, could you tell me which hole the fart slipped out of? Beer, El Mamerro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -sudz- Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 what is my favourite drink? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 Originally posted by railroadjerk word. well that sounds like the m.o. if i could marry a train and have babies with it probably would... they dont have issues and mental problems about not getting enough attention from daddy as a child. I'm sure if a train could give birth and get married it'd have some serious fucking mental issues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeofyork Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 the question to end all questions..... will tease ever get laid??? im sure hes dying to know.. im sure hed also like to know if everyone is ever gonna forget about his questions about swallowing=pregnancy.. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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