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hello! here at the mk reasearch labs at our rotating base which revolves around every bodys favorite small town,philadelphia,myself and a few others{ruin,am51,and nextel and bills on the come up,yall,word!!...fresh!}have put the finishing touches on our p-54 answercomputerdelta2300,and are prepaired to answer at will the questions thrown out herin

gracias

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Guest railroadjerk

will i ever find a girl who is worth more than just eye candy or a hookup at a party? i need a girlfriend, con. give me the deets!

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railroad jerk,our systems say no fuckin way,you write graffiti on walls,which equals no pussy,or 3 oclock slop once in awhile,but not a cool girl who likes graffiti,she likes the corniest white guy with cornrows that you know,why,you may ask,girls are dumb,says the poloinkitron machine,which is never wrong,dont get all swole up,we dont get no pussy either,we answer questions at 4 in the morning

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Guest railroadjerk

word. well that sounds like the m.o.

 

if i could marry a train and have babies with it probably would...

 

they dont have issues and mental problems about not getting enough attention from daddy as a child.

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Guest Dyptheria

i'm so blessed that i have a girl that is so down. not only does she look hot, she's hella interesting to talk to, goes to art school, loves my graff, loves to go painting with me, and films me painting and makes movies with it. :king:

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Guest ego trippin

Where did my other sock go?

and because your computer can answer anything, try this one on:

 

What question would be too complex for the computer to answer, causing immediate meltdown?

And if you answer with "no question is too complex", then i do believe you would be lying, so people didn't know your one weakness.

I am evil

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so... sometimes I watch the news on one channel and all the girls, I mean, female newscasters, send me messages through the TV telling me to imagine them in various sexual situations... they encourage me to be graphic in my fantasies, but... other times, I see the same girls, but they want to be in fantasies involving female newscasters from other networks, and sometimes, even weather girls... so... my question is...

 

What kind of man reads Playboy?

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Guest willy.wonka

why havent humans learn to love each other?

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Guest willy.wonka

dont worry, i know the answer

 

im just drunk.

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kill whitey-who killed tupac,what killed notorious big,and i dont know killed big L

ego trippin-dryer gnomes got your sock,and no weakness,now that i have the weaknessoserator 5670

smart-a man on the toilet reads playboy

sneak-why not

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Guest ctrl+alt+del

Will I ever get to hump Mary Kate and Ashley Olson ?

 

If so, when

If so, where

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cntrl+alt+del=yes,in pasadena california on mlk day in 2046

cmeup=computer malfunction

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Guest platapie

weill i be rich and famous?:confused:

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Yeah, but is the p-54 answercomputerdelta2300 capable of porn? And what is the square root of negative nine? And, do fat babies fart? Also, does pinocchio have wooden balls?

 

Thanks, you're the greatest.

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Originally posted by CONTWO

smart-a man on the toilet reads playboy

 

I see, so, in other words... Playboy, read by the man on the go!

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platapie,no friggin way

dirty habit,somewhat,but not quite because of the jones method,i have evaluated your theory and my hypothesis is as of yet inconclusive,and pinnochios balls=plutonium

thank you and goodnight,ill be here all week

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Guest willy.wonka

you should change your name to "magic 8ball"

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flicks

 

yo,contwo, where're all the con flicks....?

i been paintin that shit ferawhile...need to see some flicks....

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Guest THEdude

ok I was downloading pod youth of the nation video on kazza

 

the download rate went way down to like 1. something kbs

 

does this have anything to do with me having downloaded the mp3 already, if yes, would renaming the mp3 bring the speed up or am I doomed?

 

 

 

or should I just shut the fuck for downloading a pod video?

 

 

 

oh yeah, what happens when you restart your machines?

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