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Panda Express

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Panda Express, Ya sure its not Authentic Chinese food like they claim.. But ill be damned if you can think of another fast food chain with better chow mien. Then there's the whole fortune cookies deal, where you not only get a tasty morsel of sugar and dough but Insight and little pearls of wisdom brought upon you with every bite... What else can I say, its a great solution to all your "Damn I want to cram something with enough oil on it to make chewing unnecessary" cravings.

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this isnt even relevant but my friends mom has a salt shaker full of msg in her kitchen.. heartattck waiting to happen

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yuck. i cant eat there anymore

 

although i do admit on being hooked on some orange chicken back in the day..

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thank for posting to everything i post to..

 

lets me know how much i'm on your brain.. you lil twat muscle.

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ohhhhh I want sweet and sour chicken now with fried rice and an eggroll....ohhhh it sounds so good my mouth is watering

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Guest ilikeskulls.

beef broccoli with rice and soy sauce...fuck yes!

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most of the food there is disgusting because it sits out there

all day in heating trays, but i must admit that the orange

chicken is good...

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i just found out lastnight this kid mike who used to work at taco belll used to put snots in the food and stick his dick in the meat...

 

never again...

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ive been going to panda express for years

cant beat their kung pao chicken

not even with a stick

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Guest SPLINTER

i hate that fuckin place. total rip off. i rather go to my local Happy Wok and get much better food at about half price. Fuck Panda Express.

 

ok im happy now :king:

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there orange chickens the shit and the shits not too bad of a deal..i go to another plce called hongkong express over here and its cheaper but there shits jst not the same..

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the one in the mall i live near got robbed the other day. it's in the middle of the food court and everything, it happened at like 8:00 at night too.

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Originally posted by iCEBERG

i just found out lastnight this kid mike who used to work at taco belll used to put snots in the food and stick his dick in the meat...

 

never again...

:( from now on im making my own food.

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Originally posted by iCEBERG

i just found out lastnight this kid mike who used to work at taco belll used to put snots in the food and stick his dick in the meat...

 

never again...

 

oh thank u

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Guest uncle-boy

i just ate at pandas this past week. i had the mandarin bowl.:o

 

the last time i ate pandas i had just taking some painkillers that were waaaaaaaaaay to strong for me. i felt sick.:(

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general tsao's chicken is off the chika chicka chiggity chigglin' chain.

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theres a drive thru panda here... oh sorry i thought anybody might care for a split second

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i have a funny story about panda express(actually my friend told it to me)....he was kicking it at a bus stop or something and in front of panda express they had a guy out there wearing a big panda suit..some guy drives by and yells "get a real job!"haha then te panda flipped him off...

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