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Naked Females Sleeping Outside

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i was at a party today and overheard girls talking. they are gonna sleep outside naked tonight. were gonna throw waterballoons and tape the whole fiasco. whose coming with me?

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Well, if i were you i would stroll over and talk to them and see what happens from there. Throwing water ballons would be suck a good idea, they would want to have anal sex with you 100000 times.

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sounds to me like the broads want some sexin'....fuck water ballons, throw some lube at them hoes, and get busy.....

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Guest platapie

yeah why dotn you try and get some inns on this whole sleepin naked with them>?:confused:

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You've got people sleeping naked outside and the best u can come up with is throwing water balloon's at them? Why not just sit down and have a conversation with them and see where things go from there... the subtle approach is usally the best.

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Guest serpent of the light
Originally posted by High Priest

You've got people sleeping naked outside and the best u can come up with is throwing water balloon's at them?

 

yeah, i could think of far more exciting and humorous things than that too. whatever though. enjoy seeing naked womyn, that's always rad (unless they fat and hairy and shit), even if your ideas suck.

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naw boss heres what you do....

put ice on yer nips and get them to poke out as far as theyll go then pull yer weiner under and behind and tape it to your butt, stroll up and be like"hey im ctrl+alt+delisha, im new in town can yall squeeze me in?"

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fuck the haters , if i lived near you id be down to throw balloons at them , it'd much more hilarious to watch .

sex is godd for the 35 seconds it lasts

video of naked girls gettin smashed with water balloons is forever :cool:

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FJAKHSDJHFJ;ASLD

 

CTRL ALT DEL MOTHERFUCKER! ITS TWELVE THIRTY I JUST GOT OFF WORK GET A HOLD OF SG AND COME GET ME!!!!!

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i say try to get some and if they dont put out...

 

its water balloon time

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Originally posted by WhenOne

i say try to get some and if they dont put out...

 

its water balloon time

 

im with whenone.

 

 

bitch? no booty?

 

 

 

ballloooooons.......

:king:

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make sure the water you put in the balloons is REALLY cold though.

 

not ice.

you dont wanna knock them out...

 

 

 

 

wait, maybe you should........

;)

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Guest imported_El Mamerro
Originally posted by High Priest

You've got people sleeping naked outside and the best u can come up with is throwing water balloon's at them?

 

 

Yeah, I know, right?!?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Throw piss balloons instead.

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Originally posted by WhenOne

cold water equals hard nipples

wonk saggin

 

 

wonks are definitely saggin...

 

 

but nipples wont be.

:D

:king:

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WhenOne how would one go about filling a balloon totally with piss?

 

Use a condom. But then it prolly wouldn't bust on hitting that bitch

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Originally posted by ASER1NE

fuck the haters , if i lived near you id be down to throw balloons at them , it'd much more hilarious to watch .

sex is godd for the 35 seconds it lasts

video of naked girls gettin smashed with water balloons is forever :cool:

 

Couldn't have said it better myself......

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