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15 mistakes girls make during sex.....

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Thats why when i created this thread i also created a 15 mistakes guys make during sex thread...

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Guest SIVIK
Originally posted by BigOatser

104. Give you an STD

105. Ask you if you have any STD's

106. Bleed on your dick

107. slide up the bed so you have to reposition before you can bone more

108. hold your hand

109. Let out a very DEEP groan

110. wonder if youll call them tomarrow

111. give you a hickey

112. not let you hit the ass

113. not shave the shit

114. Breath heavily with bad breath

115. call you "Babe"

116. Say, "yeah, you like this dont you"

117. answer your phone for you

118. lay on you and pant directly after

119. fall asleep holding your balls in their cupped hand

120. make your fingers stink so bad it wakes you up through your pillow

121. stay the night if its obviously gonna be a one night stand

122. ask you about their friend whos getting boned by yours

123. sit on your dick and bend it

124. not sing

 

I know where ya comeing from.

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Guest SIVIK
Originally posted by cinnamon toast crunch804

i'd also have to go with hand job... i find them pointless i can do a better job myself. just put it in your mouth

 

TRUE THAT!Unless shes like "cool hand luke" skilled as all fuk.Some girls think its gonna break thats just wak.

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Originally posted by BigOatser

104. Give you an STD

105. Ask you if you have any STD's

106. Bleed on your dick

107. slide up the bed so you have to reposition before you can bone more

108. hold your hand

109. Let out a very DEEP groan

110. wonder if youll call them tomarrow

111. give you a hickey

112. not let you hit the ass

113. not shave the shit

114. Breath heavily with bad breath

115. call you "Babe"

116. Say, "yeah, you like this dont you"

117. answer your phone for you

118. lay on you and pant directly after

119. fall asleep holding your balls in their cupped hand

120. make your fingers stink so bad it wakes you up through your pillow

121. stay the night if its obviously gonna be a one night stand

122. ask you about their friend whos getting boned by yours

123. sit on your dick and bend it

124. not sing

 

 

you said it brother

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Guest duh-rye-won

i dunno, i like 119. 120 suuuucks.

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116. Say, "yeah, you like this dont you"

 

if you don't like a dirty talking girl, you've never had sex.

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Guest SIVIK

Compaining bout stuff in general when ur tryn 2 get some.Just makes u wanna give them a mouth full.

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Guest duh-rye-won

a handjob's the mans job. yo job's a blowjob.

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i really dont apreciate lack of obedience..... its mad when bitches lick their own pussy juices off your cock cause you just stuff their cunt and then you stuffed it in their mouth, but fuck oath the shit hits the fan when be all stubborn !!!!!!

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Guest cheesecurd

fumbling through sex is awesome.

 

things that are not cool

 

1. getting embarassed after "queefing." If you can't laugh about that, get the hell out of my room.

2. if you're gonna do the side to side stuff and have a pretty hairy bush that you only use hand soap on, you're gonna rip my dick off. Chapped dick is not cool.

3. don't freak out cause you never seen an uncut one before.

4. keeping all your fantasies secret. if I don't know what's going on, how are any of those gonna get fulfilled.

 

 

and go a head if you wanna play with my butt, but dont' get salty if IT is.

I'll still eat your ass.

 

 

sorry mom.

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Guest 6Feet1
Originally posted by Grant_Wood

 

11)they look at you like a clown when your breakdancing after sex, when they should be saying, "wow, your like a monkey!"

 

i think this was an inside joke.....but i found it funny anyway

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Originally posted by mcpeepants

5. riding back and forth instead of up and down. it doesnt work if the penis is all the way in and shes going back and forth with her pelvis, it just hurts.

yeah this fool is right but for the broad it feels great so i let her do it then i pound it down.

 

heres mine

 

#34343: not returning the favor IE oral and taking my finger in your mouth like you were dep throating then denying me oral.

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Originally posted by ubejinxed

 

 

men mistakes

 

 

33. when boy just go in and out and think it's fabulous for girls.

34. only want to do it doggie or some other male favorite way, can we try something new here?

35. thinking that just cus you have morning wood means that it has to be taken care of.

36. thinking that just cuz aunt flow is in town, it means it's marathon BJ week.

 

there's plenty more, but i won't take my frustrations out on ya'll

 

 

say it loud

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This thread will never do any good unless the entire population of the world knows about it and it's translated into every language.

 

 

 

Solution: don't fuck girls that make mistakes.

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someones said something about cats....fuck cats lol...if were messing around lock your pets in the bathroom!..

 

i had a girl stop while we were kissing/foreplaying to pet the cat..she starting petting the cat "hey kittie!" in the baby talk voice...haha..for like 2 minutes.....

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