Weapon X Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 http://atschool.eduweb.co.uk/sirrobhitch.suffolk/habitats/images/starfish.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 reading this thread makes me realize more and more how much my girlfriend rocks. sweet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missinterpreted Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 boys are idiots. PUSSY POWER> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 I'm all for the Pussy Power Movement.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grant_Wood Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 1) they say shit like "sorry I couldnt satisfy you" when you havent fucking 2) they mention how they love sucking dicks, and laugh when you ask how many dicks shes sucked 3) they yell and moan too fucking loud, and your like, "what the fuck?, I better write this down" 4) they assume you have a huge dick before you drop your pants just cause you have a big nose 5) they laugh anytime during sex 6) they cry anytime during sex 7)they talk about something other than sex anytime during sex 8)they think theyre the hottest thing in the world, when Ive had better and more humbler 9) they say thanks 10) they say "whats the matter?, its small" when your having your after sex cigarrete, which you respond by saying "what?" and she says, "nothing" 11)they look at you like a clown when your breakdancing after sex, when they should be saying, "wow, your like a monkey!" 12) they cuddle after sex, and you just met them 13)they sleep after sex, and you just met them 14) they allow another guy to mack on them after sex 15) they ask if you have a girlfriend after sex ********i know, some are AFTER sex, but shit, DURING sex everyhung is pretty much gravy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 i dont think girls grab dick as much as they should. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 Originally posted by Grant_Wood 1) they say shit like "sorry I couldnt satisfy you" when you havent fucking 2) they mention how they love sucking dicks, and laugh when you ask how many dicks shes sucked 3) they yell and moan too fucking loud, and your like, "what the fuck?, I better write this down" 4) they assume you have a huge dick before you drop your pants just cause you have a big nose 5) they laugh anytime during sex 6) they cry anytime during sex 7)they talk about something other than sex anytime during sex 8)they think theyre the hottest thing in the world, when Ive had better and more humbler 9) they say thanks 10) they say "whats the matter?, its small" when your having your after sex cigarrete, which you respond by saying "what?" and she says, "nothing" 11)they look at you like a clown when your breakdancing after sex, when they should be saying, "wow, your like a monkey!" 12) they cuddle after sex, and you just met them 13)they sleep after sex, and you just met them 14) they allow another guy to mack on them after sex 15) they ask if you have a girlfriend after sex ********i know, some are AFTER sex, but shit, DURING sex everyhung is pretty much gravy i think if most of these are happening to you........then somethings wrong with you as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MotherEffer Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 Originally posted by Grant_Wood 1) they say shit like " 4) they assume you have a huge dick before you drop your pants just cause you have a big nose 8)they think theyre the hottest thing in the world, when Ive had better and more humbler 11)they look at you like a clown when your breakdancing after sex, when they should be saying, "wow, your like a monkey!" 12) they cuddle after sex, and you just met them 13)they sleep after sex, and you just met them 14) they allow another guy to mack on them after sex 15) they ask if you have a girlfriend after sex ha ha ha ha ha 4)so tru 8)so tru 11)so funny 12, 13)annoying 14) i don't mind cause hopefully the dude can pull her so i don't have to deal with her the rest of the night 15)ha ha dumb ass bitches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born Loser Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 Originally posted by willy.wonka i dont think girls grab dick as much as they should. I agree! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facet Posted March 20, 2003 Share Posted March 20, 2003 hate to break it to ya boys, but dudes make just as many stupid uncomfortable terrible mistakes as girls do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted March 20, 2003 Author Share Posted March 20, 2003 Thats why when i created this thread i also created a 15 mistakes guys make during sex thread... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cinnamon toast crunch804 Posted March 20, 2003 Share Posted March 20, 2003 i'd also have to go with hand job... i find them pointless i can do a better job myself. just put it in your mouth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted March 20, 2003 Share Posted March 20, 2003 If you think people actually make mistakes during sex.. then your taking it way to seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SIVIK Posted March 21, 2003 Share Posted March 21, 2003 Originally posted by BigOatser 104. Give you an STD 105. Ask you if you have any STD's 106. Bleed on your dick 107. slide up the bed so you have to reposition before you can bone more 108. hold your hand 109. Let out a very DEEP groan 110. wonder if youll call them tomarrow 111. give you a hickey 112. not let you hit the ass 113. not shave the shit 114. Breath heavily with bad breath 115. call you "Babe" 116. Say, "yeah, you like this dont you" 117. answer your phone for you 118. lay on you and pant directly after 119. fall asleep holding your balls in their cupped hand 120. make your fingers stink so bad it wakes you up through your pillow 121. stay the night if its obviously gonna be a one night stand 122. ask you about their friend whos getting boned by yours 123. sit on your dick and bend it 124. not sing I know where ya comeing from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SIVIK Posted March 21, 2003 Share Posted March 21, 2003 Originally posted by cinnamon toast crunch804 i'd also have to go with hand job... i find them pointless i can do a better job myself. just put it in your mouth TRUE THAT!Unless shes like "cool hand luke" skilled as all fuk.Some girls think its gonna break thats just wak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dork Posted March 21, 2003 Share Posted March 21, 2003 Originally posted by BigOatser 104. Give you an STD 105. Ask you if you have any STD's 106. Bleed on your dick 107. slide up the bed so you have to reposition before you can bone more 108. hold your hand 109. Let out a very DEEP groan 110. wonder if youll call them tomarrow 111. give you a hickey 112. not let you hit the ass 113. not shave the shit 114. Breath heavily with bad breath 115. call you "Babe" 116. Say, "yeah, you like this dont you" 117. answer your phone for you 118. lay on you and pant directly after 119. fall asleep holding your balls in their cupped hand 120. make your fingers stink so bad it wakes you up through your pillow 121. stay the night if its obviously gonna be a one night stand 122. ask you about their friend whos getting boned by yours 123. sit on your dick and bend it 124. not sing you said it brother Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grant_Wood Posted March 21, 2003 Share Posted March 21, 2003 please visit my dick thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest duh-rye-won Posted March 21, 2003 Share Posted March 21, 2003 i dunno, i like 119. 120 suuuucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted March 21, 2003 Share Posted March 21, 2003 116. Say, "yeah, you like this dont you" if you don't like a dirty talking girl, you've never had sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SIVIK Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 Compaining bout stuff in general when ur tryn 2 get some.Just makes u wanna give them a mouth full. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest duh-rye-won Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 a handjob's the mans job. yo job's a blowjob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SIVIK Posted April 29, 2003 Share Posted April 29, 2003 Hhahaha werd^. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rectum Posted April 29, 2003 Share Posted April 29, 2003 i really dont apreciate lack of obedience..... its mad when bitches lick their own pussy juices off your cock cause you just stuff their cunt and then you stuffed it in their mouth, but fuck oath the shit hits the fan when be all stubborn !!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rectum Posted April 29, 2003 Share Posted April 29, 2003 that would be hectic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cheesecurd Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 fumbling through sex is awesome. things that are not cool 1. getting embarassed after "queefing." If you can't laugh about that, get the hell out of my room. 2. if you're gonna do the side to side stuff and have a pretty hairy bush that you only use hand soap on, you're gonna rip my dick off. Chapped dick is not cool. 3. don't freak out cause you never seen an uncut one before. 4. keeping all your fantasies secret. if I don't know what's going on, how are any of those gonna get fulfilled. and go a head if you wanna play with my butt, but dont' get salty if IT is. I'll still eat your ass. sorry mom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SIVIK Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 U have issues^^. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidSilver Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 Originally posted by Hate Therapy 1) They assume that the guy cares about them. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 6Feet1 Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 Originally posted by Grant_Wood 11)they look at you like a clown when your breakdancing after sex, when they should be saying, "wow, your like a monkey!" i think this was an inside joke.....but i found it funny anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l0rdka0s Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 Originally posted by mcpeepants 5. riding back and forth instead of up and down. it doesnt work if the penis is all the way in and shes going back and forth with her pelvis, it just hurts. yeah this fool is right but for the broad it feels great so i let her do it then i pound it down. heres mine #34343: not returning the favor IE oral and taking my finger in your mouth like you were dep throating then denying me oral. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 Originally posted by ubejinxed men mistakes 33. when boy just go in and out and think it's fabulous for girls. 34. only want to do it doggie or some other male favorite way, can we try something new here? 35. thinking that just cus you have morning wood means that it has to be taken care of. 36. thinking that just cuz aunt flow is in town, it means it's marathon BJ week. there's plenty more, but i won't take my frustrations out on ya'll say it loud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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