Guest Canadiano Posted June 15, 2002 Share Posted June 15, 2002 Originally posted by Tyler Durden see thats what im talking about......girls who dont like getting facials and shit....whats wrong with you? dayummmmmm girl just take it and like it. all the porn stars do........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CONDOMAN Posted October 20, 2002 Share Posted October 20, 2002 the thing i hate most is when the girl just lays there like a dead fish(FUCK):mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted October 20, 2002 Share Posted October 20, 2002 some of the stuff in here is utter crap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jades_blue Posted October 21, 2002 Share Posted October 21, 2002 Originally posted by *_lacrimae_* you're right. Not liking porn is *our* fault. It isn't because porn is produced with men in mind. Why can't we just get off on men enjoying themselves? Why can't we just identify with cumshots? are we so inhibited? twat good point! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S@T@N Posted October 21, 2002 Share Posted October 21, 2002 Originally posted by High Priest This doesn't apply to every one, but when im in bed with someone I enjoy a little noise. Other wise I feel like im bumping bellies with a corpse. Couldn't have put it better myself Either we're alone in a house where she can scream in delight, or I get head. That's how it goes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hate Therapy Posted October 21, 2002 Share Posted October 21, 2002 1) They assume that the guy cares about them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SIVIK Posted February 26, 2003 Share Posted February 26, 2003 Like what some 1 said previously the bush factor.If im going down on a girl bet ur ass on it im gonna be there 4 three times as long if its a "shaven haven". Teeth whilst giveing u head is a big no-no.No pain no gain is all good but not in this case.I broke up with a x few years bak,she was hot but had these braces i kid u not this shit was unbearable wasnt just 4 that but it made my mind up quicker. Not moveing around or wanting 2 change styles.Its summer down here & if if bang'n 4 half hour straight im fukn sweting & she says she be 2 tired to go on top,fuk that!! Giveing u mad head then wanting 2 kiss u afterwards during sex that aint good,i dont want no cock breath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curious Posted February 26, 2003 Share Posted February 26, 2003 some one maybe already said this 1 ?.) they pause to many damb times while giving head. ?.) and the all time favorite "Tell me what you feel inside." the second always makes me laugh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SIVIK Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 Never heard the comment b4^^^.Id just say why dont u find out.Hahah i dig watchn ur girl get her self off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest El Duce Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 I like this one.... Right in the middle of a drunken bout of booty..." I think I have felling for you..." makes you want to laugh and cry at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MotherEffer Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 ha ha ha ha this is a great thread....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
some pittsburgh flavor Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 telephone doorbell cat telephone sister door cat sister again telephone 5:30 and i need to be driven home wearing jewelry given to them by the ex-boyfriend they cried to you about because he's such an awful person and cheated. foreplay on the parents' bed that the cats play on all day (and i'm super allergic to those things) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by AeRoSoL JuNkiE 6.) shitting on your chest! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by yoshy dear lord! i am still laughing!!! hahahahahah as am i :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 Originally posted by chozer wrongo bongo... you WILL take care of it! or else we will find someone younger, better looking, and dirtier to do the job for you!!??!? :crazy: hahahahaha i was talkin to a girl about that the other day she was saying how it wasnt a real boner becoz the dik didnt get hard becoz it was horny, it was just hard for no reason. who gives a fuk! u will deal with it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klypse Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 24) bringing her gay friends to my dorm room to hang out, then they get talking about sex, and the gay dude is like I dont like giving head. bitch im not down with that shit, whatever your gay ass friend doesnt do is his gay ass business, then shes like me neither. bitch what the fuck are you doing in my room then fucking slut get the hell out, but i didnt have the nuts to say that so i sat there and took it like a man. damn slut 25) having gay friends Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 90st ...and you've never had sex, :cough:virgin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klypse Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 i know, its true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dork Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 68) want more than a minute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dork Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 fallin asleep hen she giving head is allways great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest duh-rye-won Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 crying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dork Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 Originally posted by duh-rye-won crying or screeming stop, or the all famous help me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest duh-rye-won Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 nah, i like the screaming. its just the whimpering baby shit that pisses me off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dork Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 Originally posted by duh-rye-won its just the whimpering baby shit that pisses me off. yea this shit is annoying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 100. smelly feet ive only had this happen once, but once was enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest duh-rye-won Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 smelly feet isnt really a mistake. you made the mistake of fucking a dirty ho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 Originally posted by duh-rye-won smelly feet isnt really a mistake. you made the mistake of fucking a dirty ho. you have a point there chief Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born Loser Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 "you wanna put what where?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janlo Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 When you decided to give her a cunilingus and.. surprise! a freaky smelly fish pussy! eeeww i hate that smell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*SIZEROKS* Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 Originally posted by DETO i'll start off and everyone add to the list 1. they suck on your dick for like 5 minutes and wanna stop. if we try and stop they be grabbin my head and shit, lock me in there with there legs. i don't mind i like doing it, just they need to suck till we nut too. 69ER DOES THE TRICK FOR ME.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Green Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 im waiting for a biggest mistakes boys and men make during...before and after sex. maybe if we quit making so many mistakes there would just be less mistakes all around and people would just be dandy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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