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15 mistakes girls make during sex.....

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36. thinking that just cuz aunt flow is in town, it means it's marathon BJ week.

 

 

HEY ITS NOT OUR FAULT, YOU HAVE A "VISITOR" :scramble: YOU NEED TO KEEP YOUR MAN SATISFIED! :huh?:

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Originally posted by *_lacrimae_*

 

If you'll recall, I bitched about the other thread aswell. I haven't even commented about this being an attack on women.

 

 

When I was saying 'you' I meant that as a general statement.

 

I wasn't refering to YOU personally.

 

Originally posted by avils

 

with a look on her face like she was the ultimate pleasure machine

 

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!:lol:!!

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Originally posted by ubejinxed

 

35. thinking that just cus you have morning wood means that it has to be taken care of.

 

 

 

wrongo bongo...

 

 

you WILL take care of it!

or else we will find someone younger, better looking, and dirtier to do the job for you!!??!?

 

:crazy:

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Originally posted by cmeup

37- open their mouths to talk.... :D

 

:lol:

 

werd, they should keep there mouth's shut except when they suckin dick.

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Originally posted by AeRoSoL JuNkiE

6.) shitting on your chest!:mad:

 

 

dear lord! i am still laughing!!!

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^whoa, buddy. sounds like you've got it tough.:o

 

I hate it when my girl wants to make love at like 10 so that she can go to bed at 11. then proceeds to complain about me leaving. I'm not down with this senior citizen bedtime shit. that half bj shit pisses me off too. how many of us are man enough to open our mouths and risk losing sex altogether? besides, my girl is too perfect to lose.:crazy:

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Why can't we just identify with cumshots?

see thats what im talking about......girls who dont like getting facials and shit....whats wrong with you? dayummmmmm girl just take it and like it. all the porn stars do........

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This doesn't apply to every one, but when im in bed with someone I enjoy a little noise. Other wise I feel like im bumping bellies with a corpse.

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Originally posted by Tyler Durden

see thats what im talking about......girls who dont like getting facials and shit....whats wrong with you? dayummmmmm girl just take it and like it. all the porn stars do........

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Guest CONDOMAN

the thing i hate most is when the girl just lays there like a dead fish(FUCK):mad:

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Originally posted by *_lacrimae_*

 

you're right. Not liking porn is *our* fault. It isn't because porn is produced with men in mind. Why can't we just get off on men enjoying themselves? Why can't we just identify with cumshots? are we so inhibited?

 

 

twat

 

good point!

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Originally posted by High Priest

This doesn't apply to every one, but when im in bed with someone I enjoy a little noise. Other wise I feel like im bumping bellies with a corpse.

 

 

Couldn't have put it better myself

 

Either we're alone in a house where she can scream in delight,

or I get head. That's how it goes.

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Like what some 1 said previously the bush factor.If im going down on a girl bet ur ass on it im gonna be there 4 three times as long if its a "shaven haven".

 

Teeth whilst giveing u head is a big no-no.No pain no gain is all good but not in this case.I broke up with a x few years bak,she was hot but had these braces i kid u not this shit was unbearable wasnt just 4 that but it made my mind up quicker.

 

Not moveing around or wanting 2 change styles.Its summer down here & if if bang'n 4 half hour straight im fukn sweting & she says she be 2 tired to go on top,fuk that!!

 

Giveing u mad head then wanting 2 kiss u afterwards during sex that aint good,i dont want no cock breath.

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some one maybe already said this 1

?.) they pause to many damb times while giving head.

?.) and the all time favorite "Tell me what you feel inside."

 

 

 

the second always makes me laugh...

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Never heard the comment b4^^^.Id just say why dont u find out.Hahah i dig watchn ur girl get her self off.

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Guest El Duce

I like this one.... Right in the middle of a drunken bout of booty..." I think I have felling for you..." makes you want to laugh and cry at the same time.

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telephone

doorbell

cat

telephone

sister

door

cat

sister again

telephone

5:30 and i need to be driven home

 

 

wearing jewelry given to them by the ex-boyfriend they cried to you about because he's such an awful person and cheated.

 

foreplay on the parents' bed that the cats play on all day (and i'm super allergic to those things)

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Guest krie

quote:

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Originally posted by AeRoSoL JuNkiE

6.) shitting on your chest!

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Originally posted by yoshy

dear lord! i am still laughing!!!

 

 

hahahahahah as am i :lol:

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Originally posted by chozer

wrongo bongo...

 

 

you WILL take care of it!

or else we will find someone younger, better looking, and dirtier to do the job for you!!??!?

 

:crazy:

 

 

hahahahaha i was talkin to a girl about that the other day

 

she was saying how it wasnt a real boner becoz the dik didnt get hard becoz it was horny, it was just hard for no reason. who gives a fuk! u will deal with it!

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24) bringing her gay friends to my dorm room to hang out, then they get talking about sex, and the gay dude is like I dont like giving head. bitch im not down with that shit, whatever your gay ass friend doesnt do is his gay ass business, then shes like me neither. bitch what the fuck are you doing in my room then fucking slut get the hell out, but i didnt have the nuts to say that so i sat there and took it like a man. damn slut

25) having gay friends

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