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Originally posted by mcpeepants

5. riding back and forth instead of up and down.

 

sorry bro.. but some girls need that.

we do some funky shit to them, and they should get to do whatever

they need to do to get theirs.

guys will twist girls up like a pretzel if it feels good for us.

It's only fair that they get to "take matters into their own hands".

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Originally posted by TonySuprano

Bitches Aint Shit But Hoes And Tricks. Fuck them .. Get yours and Bounce!!!

 

ya hear that zesto ? take a word from the wise ^^

 

man, chicks basically have all the cards when it comes to sex dude.. they give it out like some sorta rewards program. so i'm all about gettin mine dude whichever way i can, sure i'll bend her up like a pretzel if it feels good but that back and forth thing makes me wanna punch her in the jaw and nut all over her pillow...

 

girls - STOP THAT SHIT !!!!!! :mad:

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Originally posted by cmeup

11- talking about their ex boyfriend who had an 11 inch cock....

Originally posted by cmeup

13.- pullin' out a bigger cock then yours...

Originally posted by cmeup

15. asks to bring out her viabrator and its 35 inches long and 6 wide....

 

tease dude, do you have an issue with size? is that why all your posts reek of sexual frustration?

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Originally posted by DETO

8. they dont like pictures taken of them nude or doing sexuall acts and they don't wanna make porn! [/b]

 

 

Answer is = Hide the camera (unless its your girlfriend) Girls have no idea how many of them gat video taped!!

 

Girls need to SHAVE it off. Fuck the trim, Let it All Go !!!!

 

and if u cant cook it, i wont eat it!!

if it bleeds and doesent die - i aint eating it

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Originally posted by mcpeepants

5. riding back and forth instead of up and down. it doesnt work if the penis is all the way in and shes going back and forth with her pelvis, it just hurts.

I don't know. I kind of like it when they do that. My girl get's real sore after too much in and out, so I'll let her do whatever she needs to to make the session last longer. My dick never hurt from that either.

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17.) Get so intoxicated they park their sense of survival and self preservation at the door by:

a.) Deciding to have sex with someone with the emotional IQ of a nutria.

b.) Let him put the condom on his own penis

c.) in the dark

d.) and find themselves thinking "What's his name, again? Tom? Todd? Something like that."

e.) Or thinking "Good thing I'm so hammered, otherwise I'd never let this idiot touch me."

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i'm just a virgin reading here, but the hairy pussy thing, i fucking agree with my whole heart. if i wanted floss, i'd bring it, i ain't going down on any girl unless she's bald down below

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Originally posted by Dyptheria

7)gigantic bush (if you don't wanna shave, at least trim it shorter)

 

I think you may be referring to what we call the "80s Bush" around here.

 

25. Giving head only when asked. Greedy greedy greedy.

4. When told how to do something better (sucking at sucking), letting it go out the other ear....Same results when telling the hole you're fucking in the wall how to do it better.

32. Yelling "Daddy! Daddy!" *zip*

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Originally posted by mcpeepants

5. riding back and forth instead of up and down. it doesnt work if the penis is all the way in and shes going back and forth with her pelvis, it just hurts.

 

damn kid, you werent lying when you said you didnt know how to please tha ladies. just cruise and let the girl feel the niceness of your pee-pee in her bagina.

 

but then again this thread IS about how girls make "mistakes" and by "mistakes"; we mean what doesnt feel good for us.:rolleyes:

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BIGGEST MISTAKE GIRLS MAKE (in my experience):

 

giving head for a couple minutes and not following through. not because it leaves the guy unsatisfied, but because when you suck till we're about to cum then start fuckin, its just not gonna be a long session. then you complain about how we didnt last long enough. suck until we cum then wed last a mad long time instead of cutting it short by doing most of the job and finishing off with the pussy. thats just some advise i think would be helpful, either leave out the blowjob, just suck for a little while (not till we're about to cum), or just suck until the job's done. yea.....

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Originally posted by mcpeepants

5. riding back and forth instead of up and down. it doesnt work if the penis is all the way in and shes going back and forth with her pelvis, it just hurts.

 

yes but it feels better (for me at least) cuz it hits the spot in the front, that the ole in and out that boys like so much doesn't.

 

men mistakes

 

 

33. when boy just go in and out and think it's fabulous for girls.

34. only want to do it doggie or some other male favorite way, can we try something new here?

35. thinking that just cus you have morning wood means that it has to be taken care of.

36. thinking that just cuz aunt flow is in town, it means it's marathon BJ week.

 

 

there's plenty more, but i won't take my frustrations out on ya'll

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Originally posted by *_lacrimae_*

 

If you'll recall, I bitched about the other thread aswell. I haven't even commented about this being an attack on women.

 

 

When I was saying 'you' I meant that as a general statement.

 

I wasn't refering to YOU personally.

 

Originally posted by avils

 

with a look on her face like she was the ultimate pleasure machine

 

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!:lol:!!

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Originally posted by ubejinxed

 

35. thinking that just cus you have morning wood means that it has to be taken care of.

 

 

 

wrongo bongo...

 

 

you WILL take care of it!

or else we will find someone younger, better looking, and dirtier to do the job for you!!??!?

 

:crazy:

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^whoa, buddy. sounds like you've got it tough.:o

 

I hate it when my girl wants to make love at like 10 so that she can go to bed at 11. then proceeds to complain about me leaving. I'm not down with this senior citizen bedtime shit. that half bj shit pisses me off too. how many of us are man enough to open our mouths and risk losing sex altogether? besides, my girl is too perfect to lose.:crazy:

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