Guest --zeSto-- Posted June 14, 2002 Share Posted June 14, 2002 Originally posted by mcpeepants 5. riding back and forth instead of up and down. sorry bro.. but some girls need that. we do some funky shit to them, and they should get to do whatever they need to do to get theirs. guys will twist girls up like a pretzel if it feels good for us. It's only fair that they get to "take matters into their own hands". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-DubleSkilZ Posted June 14, 2002 Share Posted June 14, 2002 Bitches Aint Shit But Hoes And Tricks. Fuck them .. Get yours and Bounce!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted June 14, 2002 Share Posted June 14, 2002 Originally posted by TonySuprano Bitches Aint Shit But Hoes And Tricks. Fuck them .. Get yours and Bounce!!! ya hear that zesto ? take a word from the wise ^^ man, chicks basically have all the cards when it comes to sex dude.. they give it out like some sorta rewards program. so i'm all about gettin mine dude whichever way i can, sure i'll bend her up like a pretzel if it feels good but that back and forth thing makes me wanna punch her in the jaw and nut all over her pillow... girls - STOP THAT SHIT !!!!!! :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dyptheria Posted June 14, 2002 Share Posted June 14, 2002 Originally posted by cmeup 11- talking about their ex boyfriend who had an 11 inch cock.... Originally posted by cmeup 13.- pullin' out a bigger cock then yours... Originally posted by cmeup 15. asks to bring out her viabrator and its 35 inches long and 6 wide.... tease dude, do you have an issue with size? is that why all your posts reek of sexual frustration? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-DubleSkilZ Posted June 14, 2002 Share Posted June 14, 2002 Originally posted by DETO 8. they dont like pictures taken of them nude or doing sexuall acts and they don't wanna make porn! [/b] Answer is = Hide the camera (unless its your girlfriend) Girls have no idea how many of them gat video taped!! Girls need to SHAVE it off. Fuck the trim, Let it All Go !!!! and if u cant cook it, i wont eat it!! if it bleeds and doesent die - i aint eating it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted June 14, 2002 Share Posted June 14, 2002 Originally posted by TonySuprano and if u cant cook it, i wont eat it!! if it bleeds and doesent die - i aint eating it :spent: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil'moco Posted June 14, 2002 Share Posted June 14, 2002 Originally posted by mcpeepants 5. riding back and forth instead of up and down. it doesnt work if the penis is all the way in and shes going back and forth with her pelvis, it just hurts. I don't know. I kind of like it when they do that. My girl get's real sore after too much in and out, so I'll let her do whatever she needs to to make the session last longer. My dick never hurt from that either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted June 14, 2002 Author Share Posted June 14, 2002 Originally posted by amItoolate? ...and welcome to another exiting episode of the ladies man with your host deto. :lol: :lol: "the blow up goat!" this whole thread has me laughin my ass off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tahs Posted June 14, 2002 Share Posted June 14, 2002 lacrimae girl you talk too much :crazy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Canadiano Posted June 14, 2002 Share Posted June 14, 2002 shave dat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaBar Posted June 14, 2002 Share Posted June 14, 2002 17.) Get so intoxicated they park their sense of survival and self preservation at the door by: a.) Deciding to have sex with someone with the emotional IQ of a nutria. b.) Let him put the condom on his own penis c.) in the dark d.) and find themselves thinking "What's his name, again? Tom? Todd? Something like that." e.) Or thinking "Good thing I'm so hammered, otherwise I'd never let this idiot touch me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the shitz Posted June 14, 2002 Share Posted June 14, 2002 anyone else notice there r 17 mistakes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted June 14, 2002 Share Posted June 14, 2002 18. not letting you jam your 7 1/2in man mallet into her azz during each sexual encounter.. i mean really, it cant hurt that bad.. :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the shitz Posted June 14, 2002 Share Posted June 14, 2002 ^ brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest serpent of the light Posted June 14, 2002 Share Posted June 14, 2002 i'm just a virgin reading here, but the hairy pussy thing, i fucking agree with my whole heart. if i wanted floss, i'd bring it, i ain't going down on any girl unless she's bald down below Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted June 14, 2002 Share Posted June 14, 2002 Originally posted by Dyptheria 7)gigantic bush (if you don't wanna shave, at least trim it shorter) I think you may be referring to what we call the "80s Bush" around here. 25. Giving head only when asked. Greedy greedy greedy. 4. When told how to do something better (sucking at sucking), letting it go out the other ear....Same results when telling the hole you're fucking in the wall how to do it better. 32. Yelling "Daddy! Daddy!" *zip* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted June 14, 2002 Share Posted June 14, 2002 Originally posted by mcpeepants 5. riding back and forth instead of up and down. it doesnt work if the penis is all the way in and shes going back and forth with her pelvis, it just hurts. damn kid, you werent lying when you said you didnt know how to please tha ladies. just cruise and let the girl feel the niceness of your pee-pee in her bagina. but then again this thread IS about how girls make "mistakes" and by "mistakes"; we mean what doesnt feel good for us.:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted June 14, 2002 Share Posted June 14, 2002 BIGGEST MISTAKE GIRLS MAKE (in my experience): giving head for a couple minutes and not following through. not because it leaves the guy unsatisfied, but because when you suck till we're about to cum then start fuckin, its just not gonna be a long session. then you complain about how we didnt last long enough. suck until we cum then wed last a mad long time instead of cutting it short by doing most of the job and finishing off with the pussy. thats just some advise i think would be helpful, either leave out the blowjob, just suck for a little while (not till we're about to cum), or just suck until the job's done. yea..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buttercup Posted June 14, 2002 Share Posted June 14, 2002 Originally posted by tahs lacrimae girl you talk too much :crazy: yeah I know, but when it dawned on me that no one was responding I decided that typing was more appropriate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted June 14, 2002 Share Posted June 14, 2002 Originally posted by mcpeepants 5. riding back and forth instead of up and down. it doesnt work if the penis is all the way in and shes going back and forth with her pelvis, it just hurts. yes but it feels better (for me at least) cuz it hits the spot in the front, that the ole in and out that boys like so much doesn't. men mistakes 33. when boy just go in and out and think it's fabulous for girls. 34. only want to do it doggie or some other male favorite way, can we try something new here? 35. thinking that just cus you have morning wood means that it has to be taken care of. 36. thinking that just cuz aunt flow is in town, it means it's marathon BJ week. there's plenty more, but i won't take my frustrations out on ya'll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted June 14, 2002 Author Share Posted June 14, 2002 36. thinking that just cuz aunt flow is in town, it means it's marathon BJ week. HEY ITS NOT OUR FAULT, YOU HAVE A "VISITOR" :scramble: YOU NEED TO KEEP YOUR MAN SATISFIED! :huh?: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted June 14, 2002 Share Posted June 14, 2002 Originally posted by *_lacrimae_* If you'll recall, I bitched about the other thread aswell. I haven't even commented about this being an attack on women. When I was saying 'you' I meant that as a general statement. I wasn't refering to YOU personally. Originally posted by avils with a look on her face like she was the ultimate pleasure machine HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!:lol:!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeofyork Posted June 14, 2002 Share Posted June 14, 2002 Originally posted by ubejinxed 35. thinking that just cus you have morning wood means that it has to be taken care of. wrongo bongo... you WILL take care of it! or else we will find someone younger, better looking, and dirtier to do the job for you!!??!? :crazy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted June 14, 2002 Author Share Posted June 14, 2002 Originally posted by cmeup 37- open their mouths to talk.... :D :lol: werd, they should keep there mouth's shut except when they suckin dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoshy Posted June 14, 2002 Share Posted June 14, 2002 Originally posted by AeRoSoL JuNkiE 6.) shitting on your chest!:mad: dear lord! i am still laughing!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted June 14, 2002 Share Posted June 14, 2002 48. Always wanting the missionary position....bleh! I'm talkin, read this Kama Sutra book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B_As_In_Bot Posted June 14, 2002 Share Posted June 14, 2002 diagonal slits.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DISCO BRYSO Posted June 14, 2002 Share Posted June 14, 2002 ^whoa, buddy. sounds like you've got it tough.:o I hate it when my girl wants to make love at like 10 so that she can go to bed at 11. then proceeds to complain about me leaving. I'm not down with this senior citizen bedtime shit. that half bj shit pisses me off too. how many of us are man enough to open our mouths and risk losing sex altogether? besides, my girl is too perfect to lose.:crazy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted June 14, 2002 Share Posted June 14, 2002 Why can't we just identify with cumshots? see thats what im talking about......girls who dont like getting facials and shit....whats wrong with you? dayummmmmm girl just take it and like it. all the porn stars do........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted June 15, 2002 Share Posted June 15, 2002 This doesn't apply to every one, but when im in bed with someone I enjoy a little noise. Other wise I feel like im bumping bellies with a corpse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.